Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.
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I'm spiritual and willing to be religious, but the only churches I have visited have elderly congregations of elderly women, who due to their ageism, internalized-oppression, and problematic marriage-normalist views are not useful to the revolution, even as a way to practice game. I was introduced to your charming community by Trent Harvey, he (rebuke me if I presumed the wrong gender-pronoun) has provided me with so much useful data for my field studies. I look forward to venturing deep into the "heart of darkness" as a sort of "Indiana Jones". I am very good at being inoffensive to different cultures, diverse and otherwise, for example the time I ate fortune cookies despite all the papercuts I got in my mouth. I don't epect to step on anyone's hair, if you pardon the baldness-marginalizing invoked by the term. My favorite Scripture: “Verily, verily, I say unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord; neither he that is sent greater than he that sent him.” John 13:16I like the egalitarianism, how it points out that all men, rich or poor, are the same class because they oppress womyn. “Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?” Matthew 6:26Sometimes I identify as a bird, don't worry, I will warn you ahead of time so you won't miss-species me. And even if you do, I'm a believe in Christian forgiveness, and will forgive your human-nationalist hate speech 490 times (Matthew 18:22). But whoever has this world’s goods, and sees his brother in need, and shuts up his heart from him, how does the love of God abide in him? 1 John 3:17The world's goods - goods belong to the world, not to the parasites who swarm over Her. This scripture proves that the proper way to be Christian is to be poor, so you can open your heart to other people who are also poor. And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting: And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers’ money, and overthrew the tables; And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father’s house an house of merchandise. John 2:14-16Riots are cool. And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. Matthew 19:24Heaven is ruled by rich women whose husbands are in hell. That's why I'm working on my widow-game skills. And of course checking my non-widow privilege. I'll take your questions now, 3 at a time (why is it always 3 at a time? And why does nobody know how to hold a microphone? And what's with the excitement over ivy league this and "it looks like hogwarts that"? University buildings are just obsolete gingerbread-architecture with weeds growing up the walls.) Sorry, for the rant, I'm just really looking forward to being free to roam with the buffalo, or whatever it's like down there on the ground in those big green circles I see out the window of the plane. (What ARE those big circles? No don't spoil the surprise!) |
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Whew, that was a long rant, dear. Are you one of Dolores' minions? Why is anthropology attracting the weirdest people?
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I won't call you Indiana Jones. Why not Marty McFly? Another movie from that era, portrating "science" and doing every silly thing except praising the Lord.
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My goodness. Liberal and academic credentials, you might have been looking for some other site and ended up here by accident.
But, since you are here, what sort of thing do want to do to change the world toward something better? |
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I won't mansplain on her behalf, you'll have to ask her. And I never watched those minion movies, they look like terrible caricatures of Asian-Americans. Asian-Americans are not all short, yellow, and mindlessly industrious! Cambodia has lots of Asian-Americans who are brown, for example. Anyway, I'm a bit delayed, I set the sexist GPS on my car and it said "Drive straight for 300 Miles". I though Russian hackers had gotten my GPS just like they got our voting machines! Then I realized that that's the geography here. Now, to explain my philosophy. Yes, I'm breaking down a lot of barriers, here, mixing cultures like fusion cuisine, or my favorite LGBTQQIP2SAA hero Alexandria the I believe that an alliance between social justice and Biblical fundamentalism is not just possible, but natural and inevitable. I'll list the similarities, but let me warn you, the rough draft was so long, I used the scroll wheel until my middle finger felt like I'd just (actually, never mind). Oh, I thought I was going to Indiana, not Iowa. So how about you call me "Iowa-na Jones"? (Come up with cutsey nicknames is a big part of game, it creates the illusion that you've known each other a long time, without actually giving salvation-blocks and last-minute-resistance-to-salvation enough time to do their thing. I'm sure you've noticed my bro Trent's game improving, I've been training him). |
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I'm surprised nobody has asked for more background. I had stocked up on great "it's not my job to educate you" memes, but it turns out you're just as incurious as your low education rates would suggest.
Anyway, it all started back in the olden days of last Summer (sorry, nostalgia rush here, it feels like yesterday) when I was first woke, then redpilled, then experimented a bit and then repented and was bathed in the blood of the lamb, then re-woke, then black-pilled, I think I may have greenpilled for a while but it seems that's just a meme, not an actual thing. Anyway, I was born again and re-woke again and now I can unironically call myself a Christian Justice Warrior. Or Social Justice Paladin. Quote:
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EDIT: your credit card information just came through, Brother Iowan-Jones. Thank you sir. We are ready to provide whatever data you need to fit whatever theoretical model you like. |
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Why am I called a "parking lot tither"? I thought I gave more than enough money to build a parking lot. Or do you not understand how valuable Bitcoins are?
About Delores, I haven't heard from her either, and I'm worried. I mean as a relaxed and confident guy I don't sweat the small stuff, but I would be justified in this situation triggering anxiety and panic attacks. She's so far from any safe spaces, perhaps she's joined the 1 in 3 women who are abducted by toxic techbros and never seen again. Deep Breaths, in and out, reverse kegel, think about baseball, this would be easier if I knew anything about baseball. Sorry, I have to keep my eyes on the road. I know texting and driving is bad, and though I'm using a laptop, they both drain the car battery the same, and we don't want sea turtles to choak on the dead batteries, right? |
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http://www.bluecorncomics.com/pics/pipe.jpg We smokem peace pipe. |
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To find your way to Minnesota, just enter "Hillary" in your GPS and you'll be home in no time. |
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I'm not needed in Minnesota. Their support for social justice can be taken for granted. Haven't you ever heard of the Blue Wall?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We were supposed to do diplomacy and form an alliance and stuff like in that fisting meme, but instead we're going to end up arguing over who won the election of 2016.
Remember how we were playing chess, and I killed your king, and you said that you'd actually won because you killed more pieces overall? And then you changed the subject by speculating on which "approach" would work best on my queen, who is married and dead by the way, so that's gross. Anyway, the election is like that. (The chess game I mean, not royal-corpse seduction.) By the way, "Stop and shock" is OBVIOUSLY the only approach that could pick her up, she's royalty, anything else won't get her attention. Note: the fisting meme, perfect for today's weather: https://i.imgflip.com/2lj60y.jpg Oh, even more appropriate for this situation: https://i.imgflip.com/2oo4ze.jpg |
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I have no idea what is going on in this thread. Is there a :true-fancy: man who can interpret for the womanly impaired? :wacko:
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Let me guess - you don't like Donald Trump. |
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