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Nobar King 07-04-2009 02:34 PM

Bagelheads -- Scariest Body-Mod Trend Ever -
 
Bagelheads -- Scariest Body-Mod Trend Ever
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Some Japanese hipsters are so into delicious bread products that they are getting bagel shapes injected into their foreheads by piercing specialists using saline solution. This bizarre -- even by Japanese standards -- body modification only lasts about a day and doesn't come with cream cheese.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.co...07/bodymod.jpg
Japan is going to hell and there is nothing more to say about that.

Oakland "Reb" Griner 07-04-2009 02:48 PM

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Would it be they are attempting to create a new orifice on their heads ??

Seems like the only purpose of such a structure would be depravity and squalid forms of unHoly intercourse.


While noting Japan is most certainly damned, it would appear these 2 reprobates are especially damned.

Ezekiel Bathfire 07-04-2009 03:58 PM

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After the two or so days, does the thing deflate and just look like on old plastic bag?

Y'know, people say "Live and Let Live" - I'm not so sure.

James Hutchins 07-04-2009 04:05 PM

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I kind of think they look like targets......

MidwestCatLady 07-04-2009 04:10 PM

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They are clearly homos. Just look at them. What real men would ever do this, pose like that, or look so incredibly gay? Worshiping bagels? I think they worship those hemorrhoid pillows. That is what the fluffy donut circle means: "I am gay and have bad hemorrhoids." So many "men" (termed used loosely) now wear earrings (previous homo symbol), the homos needed a new symbol to spot each other in the marauding crowds of Japan. Sick.

Oakland "Reb" Griner 07-04-2009 06:55 PM

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I think we can equate these bagel heads with the unHoly trollops who augment their God given breasts with plastic and silicone.

Would the infant Jesus have suckled an artificial tit ??

I think not !!

Had Mary been artificially endowed, baby Jesus would have righteously refused the plastic nourishment !!

These bagelheads are bearing false witness with their hideously altered carapaces, and that is an A-list SIN !!!!



JennyD 07-04-2009 07:36 PM

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Wouldn't it be amusing if someone switched the saline solution for silicone? :burns:

"Hey, you said this would go away in a couple of days, it's been here a week and hasn't changed at all!"

James Hutchins 07-04-2009 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyD (Post 353839)
Wouldn't it be amusing if someone switched the saline solution for silicone? :burns:

"Hey, you said this would go away in a couple of days, it's been here a week and hasn't changed at all!"


Or at least cream cheese.......... :joo:

JennyD 07-04-2009 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 353842)
Or at least cream cheese.......... :joo:

Lox, maybe?

They're the new Bagelmeisters, I suppose.

(Can we get that smiley with Japanese characters instead of Hebrew?)

Pastor Ezekiel 07-05-2009 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 353720)
Bagelheads -- Scariest Body-Mod Trend Ever
A is going to hell and there is nothing more to say about that.

Amen brother! A more hellbound tribe of heathens you'll never see!

I spend plenty of time over there in Slant Land, and I can tell you those litte yellow monkeys get up to all manner of evil. :fear2:



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