Pray the Drunken Partridge is CRUSHED!
After decades of cleverly elluding the police, 1970's teenybopper terrorist DAVID CASSIDY is at last in police custody. May the judgment of a lost generation rain down on him.
In his flagrantly fringed vests, snug-fitting headbands and towering platform shoes, Mr. Cassidy was the Pied Piper of a league of homosexual pop stars (Elton John, Barry MANilow, etc.) who lead our children and his very own siblings into the "glitter pop" "world" of musical debauchery...and Mr. Cassidy's genius was to do it over the FAMILY TELEVISION AIRWAVES. Anyway....the drunken partridge is behind bars now, and will surely have to answer for his torrent of offenses. Quote:
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The Partridge Family, along with The Brady Bunch, was one of television's first anti-family entertainment attempts. Those Hollywood liberals wanted to glamorize the rock and roll lifestyle. Imagine, a bunch of kids living in a bus with their mother (and no father!) traveling the USA and playing rock music. If that show had been brutally honest, it would've focused on heroin abuse and painful sores in their nether regions and raping underage girl groupies and attempted suicides.
It's no coincidence those shows came out in the late 60's, at the height of the hippie movement, the sexual revolution, and the complete destruction of all things sacred and moral in our great nation. The Partridge Family paved the way for TV shows that were practically porn, later on in the 1970's like Three's Company and Charlie's Angels. |
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My God, just who did she think she was? Cotton Mather? |
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If only she had stopped with the collar.... WARNING: ADULT CONTENT |
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If you look close at the black part of the getup, it looks like... the PlayBoy Bunny! :( |
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The guy is 5'6" in his stockinged feet
Le:21:16: And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Le:21:17: Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. Le:21:18: For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach:[...] Le:21:20: Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, [...] he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. [...] Le:21:23: Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them. Dwarves rarely amount to much, they're not big and they're not clever. |
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Have they arrested Alan Partridge? That's a shame, I always thought the fellow showed True Christian potential. Still, I suppose it just goes to show, you can't trust anybody nowadays.
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This is his mug shot... . |
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I always had the nagging feeling that The Partridge Family and The Brady Bunch were 2 shows with hidden agendas. I was concerned that they were quietly promoting incest. Too many long, lingering looks and conversations between the older children and in the case of Mr David Partridge I was concerned about him and the way his Mother treated him as an equal...if you get my meaning. Disgusting shows, both of them.
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Sometimes the LORD works in mysterious ways. Just as the drunken driving Jimmy Stewart character in "It's a Wonderful Life" has a positive experience as a result of his bar escapade, even a Papist like Mel Gibson, can be used as an instrument of God under the influence of strong spirits, like a quarter bottle of Tequila. Listen to how the LORD spoke through Gibson. If this isn't speaking in tongues, what is?
[Courtesy TMZ] "You mother piffleer. I'm going to piffle you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me." The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: [emphasis added] "piffleing Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?" The deputy became alarmed as Gibson's tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, "What the piffle do you think you're doing?" A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" We're told Gibson took two blood alcohol tests, which were videotaped, and continued saying how "piffleed" he was and how he was going to "piffle" Deputy Mee. |
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