Prayer requested for Andrew Tate
 

Professional alpha male and devout Romanian, Andrew Tate, was arrested yesterday along with his brother on unlikely sexual assault charges. I had never heard of him until he made the news after enviro-thug Greta Thunberg attacked him out of the blue for having "small d*** energy". Mr. Tate defended himself immediately boasting to teenage Ms. Thunberg of his 33 Bugattis and "huge emissions".

I was compelled looked him up and learned he was a devout Christian called to serve the Romanian Orthodox Church on the basis that "40 percent" of the reason for his move was his belief that Romania would be less likely to investigate sexual assault cases.

Following his detention, Mr. Tate's spokesman announced "Andrew and Tristan Tate have the utmost respect for the Romanian authorities and will always assist and help in any way they can”. Mr. Tate added later "The Matrix sent their agents". Hateful Ms. Thunberg, taking advantage of his misfortune, threatened "This is what happens when you don't recycle your pizza boxes".

Mr. Andrew is being held by Romanian authorities for 30 days pending investigation into human trafficking, rape and forcing women to create pornography “through physical violence and mental coercion”. At this time your big prayer energy is requested in the form of CO2 emissions. I'll be lighting a candle.

Re: Prayer requested for Andrew Take
 

I never eat pizza. Or snails, live tentacled things, sushi, foreign recipes in general. What's wrong with a nice roast or fresh garden salad made with vegetables everyone can pronounce?

Re: Prayer requested for Andrew Tate
 

All over the world, law enforcement is the same: Kick a guy when he is down. You don't see Ms. Thunberg or the cops investigating the women involved. What role did they play in their relationships with Andrew? I'm praying for Andrew Tate.

Re: Prayer requested for Andrew Take
 

If the man owned 33 cars then we know that The Lord blessed him--just like Job. And like Job, Andrew is going to go through some struggles because God let Satan mess with his life to prove an important point. When the smoke clears on the rubble that is Andrew's like, I am confident that The Lord will reward him with 66 cars.

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Thank you Sister - yes, this is the best possible thing that could happen to Andrew. As Job teaches, suffering is the gift that leads us to find our inner Jesus. I'm reminded of the series Locked Up Abroad, where British people go to prison in places like, well, Romania for a decade or more and come out completely changed. I will pray for Andrew that he may find spiritual liberation in this way.

Re: Prayer requested for Andrew Tate
 

Tate recently converted to the whacky Arabian fan fic version of Christianity. But I believe in good people. He will return; I will pray also.

Re: Prayer requested for Andrew Tate
 

Oh, you're right. My bad.

I will pray for him, and all deluded fruitcakes, to renounce their false beliefs. Meanwhile Mr. Tate can use the time in Romania to brush up on enclitic articles.

Re: Prayer requested for Andrew Tate
 

I have been watching Andrew Tate videos all day, trying to understand. What is supposed to be shocking and offensive about this man's words?

He says men don't want a 45-year-old single mom whose nethers resemble something scraped off a Boar's Head factory floor.

Well, do they?

Who would?

He says Western women have become incorrigible harpies... and the second he opens his mouth, he is drowned out by a chorus of suspiciously harpy-like screeches.

He says men should focus on building wealth and status, rather than spilling their seed into socks with anime characters on them. That they should aspire to own real Ferraris, not Lego replicas.

Is this false?

Everything I've heard from Tate can be described as plain old common sense. Are we really so far gone that this man is an iconoclast?

Re: Prayer requested for Andrew Tate
 

I sometimes wonder why we men bother with women at all!

Re: Prayer requested for Andrew Tate
 

Some no longer do. There's a movement called Men Going Their Own Way (MGTOW), whose adherents claim to be done with the pursuit of women. What they are doing instead, I am not sure. They seem to spend most of their time complaining about women.

While I can understand the urge to distance oneself from the makeup-caked, filter-distorted, tattoo-scarred, vaccine-poisoned, personality disorder-riddled horror that is the secular female, there is no need for such extreme measures! Wholesome, Godly women can still be found in abundance beneath the roof our church. And all a man must do to access them is walk through our doors and accept Christ fully into his heart.

Who could ever turn down a deal like that?

Re: Prayer requested for Andrew Tate
 

:fear2: The letters are wearing off my keyboard; I must have got something called (TOWIE) instead!

This would NEVER happen at any Flint family pool party

Re: Prayer requested for Andrew Tate
 

Men are busy doing important things like establishing the dominance of their proud cultural heritage, which would be NOTHING without them.

They are important, you see? Important men making a stand defending the things weak men are afraid to because they're cucked into the feminist propaganda - poetry, equality, rational doubt, voting, rather than ACTION and GUNS and PICKING A SIDE RIGHT NOW ELSE THE TERRORISTS WIN. The day will come when the cucks get their comeuppance - remember highschool, losers? Well it's coming back, especially gym.

Sister, the solution is to use different words.