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Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson 06-14-2016 04:20 AM

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Man was created first, darling, and therefore, they are greater than us. Repeatedly in the Bible, we are told to obey and subjugate ourselves to their loving, firm guidance.

RyanTheM8ron 06-14-2016 11:35 AM

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Women, no matter how "better" men might be or how you view them, they are ot any more human than they are. You have the same human dignity as them.

Ezekiel Bathfire 06-14-2016 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TheRyanatorM8 (Post 1183344)
Women, no matter how "better" men might be or how you view them, they are ot any more human than they are. You have the same human dignity as them.

Despite your poorly typed question, I assume that you have forgotten that women were created from man and thus must be lesser. Further they were created from only a part of man and thus can only have a fraction of a man's attributes.

You may wish to revise your opinions. :thumbsup:

RyanTheM8ron 06-14-2016 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 1183351)
Despite your poorly typed question, I assume that you have forgotten that women were created from man and thus must be lesser. Further they were created from only a part of man and thus can only have a fraction of a man's attributes.

You may wish to revise your opinions. :thumbsup:

Spelling again, sorry. And that's fine as long as you treat a woman how you want to be treated :)

Mary Etheldreda 06-14-2016 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TheRyanatorM8 (Post 1183357)
Spelling again, sorry. And that's fine as long as you treat a woman how you want to be treated :)

Women were created to be help meets, to desire to be ruled by her man (Genesis 3:16). You'd take this away from a woman thinking it's the kind thing to do, but it goes against our nature. It's like telling a fish it ought to be more comfortable sitting on the sofa because you are. This is why we can't have nice things. People like you are upsetting the natural order, making everyone stressed out.

Just Chris 06-14-2016 06:44 PM

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People it's time for a change. This is the 21th century we are in a new age. This is the age of acceptance and understanding. These are old world views are holding us back.

Didymus Much 06-14-2016 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head (Post 1183399)
...These are old world views are holding us back.

Are you saying the Bible is wrong?

Just Chris 06-14-2016 06:58 PM

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No I'm saying we must make necessary changes or our religion will fall apart. Many people around the world hate for what we do. Due to this we lose members to atheism and other religions daily. If we don't do something I think Christianity might become mythology instead of staying as a religion. Our god might become myth like the gods of ancient Greece and Rome or even the ancient gods of the Egyptian pharaohs

Mary Etheldreda 06-14-2016 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head (Post 1183403)
No I'm saying we must make necessary changes or our religion will fall apart.

It hasn't fallen apart in the last 2000 years. Why do you think Jesus' promise will suddenly fail?


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Many people around the world hate for what we do. Due to this we lose members to atheism and other religions daily. If we don't do something I think Christianity might become mythology instead of staying as a religion. Our god might become myth like the gods of ancient Greece and Rome or even the ancient gods of the Egyptian pharaohs

Don't be silly. Gods don't work like Tinkerbelle; they don't disappear when people stop believing. Think about it, those Greek and Roman gods never did exist. People simply believed they did because they were taught as children to interpret certain events against the backdrop of their religion, and lived in a culture that promoted and protected such belief.

TayLuvsJ 06-14-2016 10:26 PM

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I must agree with Chris-The-Knuckle-Head, because of this verse:
Matthew 7:12
In case you think that goes only for men, "man" is meant as a species, not a gender. Would you call a male dog "man", that would make no sense.
Anyhow, I'm still in favor of my husband beating me. I've gotten used to it as a sign of love :wub:

Dr Laurence Niles 09-11-2016 12:54 AM

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Hitting a woman is often exhausting and my research suggest such exertion is avoidable!.

Why bother going to the effort of remonstrating with a lady? My advice would be to look the immigrant population!

Young female immigrants are often greatly impressed by the manly, successful (in the prime of his life) True Christian™ (especially if one is tall: I can't stress this enough).

My advice to is to hire a cleaning lady of the right age (15-19) and demeanour. The servile nature of immigrants and their often iffy residential status (here's hoping Godly 'the Donald' gets the ticket to make illegals feel even more on the back foot) puts you in a good position to mold her into the woman you deserve.

Start by being her boss and the natural docility of woman kind will come through soon enough. Develope a system of infractions that start off costing her money but slowly move on to undermining her self confidence. Steadily lower her wage by saying her work is sub par and make her work late to isolate her from her family and friends.

Strongly imply that you are the only one who will ever employe her and she would likely deported under the new rules (immigrants live in fear of having to go home).

Start telling her what she should be wearing and definitely make sure she does not wear any make up (this will make her feel plain and unwanted).

By now her world should revolve around you and you can step up the pace to gentle physical coercion for infractions.

Start by taking her hand to show her how to dust properly and soon she will be conditions to allow you to touch her and control her actions. Move on from moving her limbs to moving (in a controlled steady way) to moving her bodily around the room.

Soon enough she will learn that you have the right to invade her space and make her do and be where you want her to be.

Continue undermining her sense of self and volition and soon you could suggest she becomes 'live in' and then let beautiful nature take it's course.

But what ever happens, never let her loose sight of the fact that no one will ever want her or love her except for you and every time you discipline her, how ever much it hurts, you are doing it because you love her and want to save her from the fire of Hell.

I'd write more but Marta has just arrived and we need to have words.

YIC

H. Montague Worthington 09-16-2016 03:29 PM

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When President Trump is elected, it won't be necessary anymore to write out long lists of reasoning and justification defending the necessity of punching women in the face and then giving them another good slap while they're still stunned and holding their nose. When they start to cry after you've called them stupid and worthless and lock them in the back bedroom without their phone, you won't need to tell them why anymore in a calm and reasoned voice reciting from the list of justifications posted by other members. When you hold them by the hair and push their face over the burning stove flame, you won't have to explain anymore... Period... End of story... Because I said so!

Nope. When Mr. Trump is President, they'll just know. You won't have to explain, and there will be no long, boring list of reasons. They'll know.

Thank you, President Trump!!!

handmaiden 09-17-2016 01:23 AM

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Oh, dear, oh dear, oh, dear. I just had the most cleansing little laugh. I was giving a sidelong glance to the thread titles on our wondrous forum when I thought--this is so ridiculous, you will find yourself chuckling as well--that someone had begun a new thread in this forum titled " Hiring Women is Necessary."


Oh, that was such a silly mistake on my part. But I honestly believed for one brief moment that someone had undertaken the effort to mock our Godly venue here by posting a facetious thread. . . "Hiring Women is Necessary:D." A passably quaint idea, I suppose, if one hires women, particularly those of color, to perform the required menial tasks which are part of the running an ordered household.


Amusedly Yours,
Handmaiden

AsksDumbQuestions 06-19-2017 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Miracle Hope (Post 1090067)
Ephesians 5: 25-30
25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; 26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, 27 That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish. 28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. 29 For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church: 30 For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.

If you like someone then you should earn her trust and make her like you and be always honest because if your not honest and always lie to get what you want then your a bad person and the 2 of you will never get along if you can't deal with it.


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