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Cranky Old Man 06-08-2010 01:54 PM

10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!
 

Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day. There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music. :bad:

Judges 7:20 "And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon."
  1. Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
  2. Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
  3. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
  4. Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence."
  5. Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."
  6. As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..."
  7. Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
  8. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
  9. When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
  10. Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."


All people of Sweden need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, India, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Felicity 06-08-2010 02:00 PM

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!
 
@Cranky Old Man I am so glad to be an American! :)

Pastor Ezekiel 06-08-2010 02:04 PM

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God has hated Sweden for a long, long time now. In 1944, homosexuality was legalized in Sweden. Not only was that vile sin legalized in this God-forsaken country, Sweden embraces it so that it is considered to be one of the most “gay-friendly” countries in Europe and maybe even the world. If you didn’t think this country was filthy enough, don’t worry, they will never make you think that again. They hold a yearly fag pride parade known as the Stockholm Pride Parade...


Jo Freddie 06-08-2010 02:22 PM

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BS how can the home of http://champdesreves.files.wordpress...-meatballs.jpgbe anything less then HOLY

Nobar King 06-08-2010 02:29 PM

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I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.
http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q...fe_spartan.jpg

WinnerNotSinner 06-08-2010 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Swedish Source
79.6 % of Sweden’s citizens belong to the Church of Sweden; only 2 % attend church services regularly. The large reason for the low number of members is that up until 1996 all babies were considered members if they had at least one parent that attended the church.

Like usual, everyone pretends to be a Christian, maybe knows one or two quotes from a Bible (likely an unworthy one) and loosely follows the 10 commandments. Someone needs to tell them God didn't write pages upon pages of scripture for them to ignore it.

You raise many valid points as to why God, and therefore I, hates Sweden. I heard IKEA is still run by nazis:

http://i48.tinypic.com/4iipw8.jpg

LovingChristian 06-08-2010 03:28 PM

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I agree completely. Of all the God-hating countries in northern Europe, Sweden is by far the worst. The only country that even comes close in dogmatism is Russia.

In Sweden, they celebrate the new year with human sacrifice and bestiality. While it is true that about 80% of the Swedes belong to the church, the actions of those people tell whole other stories. According to several studies, the 2% of the Swedes that actually attend church, only go there to get drunk, masturbate and have Satanic orgies. The other 78% are busy hating God and trolling the internet. In fact, there will probably be several Swedes in this very thread saying that what you're saying is not true. They'll go to ridiculous lengths to get their false point across.

Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

God teaches us to be wary of these people.

Benedict A. Davis 06-08-2010 04:09 PM

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Has anybody tried playing that Abba music backwards to see if there is hidden satanic messages hidden, I have been unable to check as I can not find that function on my CD player..and I do not own any of their music either.

Nobar King 06-08-2010 04:13 PM

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Your computer might have enough processing power to run the disk in reverse:

Cds backwards software

Bobby-Joe 06-08-2010 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by aim for heaven (Post 536207)
Has anybody tried playing that Abba music backwards to see if there is hidden satanic messages hidden, I have been unable to check as I can not find that function on my CD player..and I do not own any of their music either.

I heard Abba would harmonize to recording of babies being tortured to death.

Unworthy 06-08-2010 04:48 PM

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I never knew IKEA was this evil! But i really love my furniture, the chair that i'm sitting on :( Do i need to burn them in order to get saved? Can't i just try to sell them?

Pastor Ezekiel 06-08-2010 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Unworthy (Post 536248)
I never knew IKEA was this evil! But i really love my furniture, the chair that i'm sitting on :( Do i need to burn them in order to get saved? Can't i just try to sell them?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm:

Dirk 06-08-2010 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by LovingChristian (Post 536165)
I agree completely. Of all the God-hating countries in northern Europe, Sweden is by far the worst. The only country that even comes close in dogmatism is Russia.

You are getting it!

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In Sweden, they celebrate the new year with human sacrifice and bestiality.
I knew it! We all know what God thinks about that

Leviticus 20:15
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

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While it is true that about 80% of the Swedes belong to the church, the actions of those people tell whole other stories. According to several studies, the 2% of the Swedes that actually attend church, only go there to get drunk, masturbate and have Satanic orgies.
Satanic orgies you say.....why am I not surprised?

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The other 78% are busy hating God and trolling the internet. In fact, there will probably be several Swedes in this very thread saying that what you're saying is not true. They'll go to ridiculous lengths to get their false point across.

Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

God teaches us to be wary of these people.
:thumbsup:

Cranky Old Man 06-08-2010 05:38 PM

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Unworthy (Post 536248)
I never knew IKEA was this evil! But i really love my furniture, the chair that i'm sitting on :( Do i need to burn them in order to get saved? Can't i just try to sell them?

Burning them is best I think.

James Dewitt 06-08-2010 05:43 PM

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What is the name of that nasty cod soaked in poison?? Lukertfish? Anyhow that is one more reason for God to hate the Swedes.

Brother Alex 06-08-2010 05:47 PM

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I've been to many missionary trips to Sweden. God has hated them like, forever.

I don't think there's any hope for them left since the swedenians are practically born being homersexuals. :thumbdown:

Deuteronomy 06-08-2010 05:49 PM

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Jeremiah 6:1 O ye children of Benjamin, gather yourselves to flee out of the midst of Jerusalem, and blow the trumpet in Tekoa, and set up a sign of fire in Bethhaccerem for evil appeareth out of the north, and great destruction

I need guidance from someone more knowledable of scripture than I. Sweden is supposed to be the most nordic country in the world. Could this incident in the Good Book be referring to Sweden, and maybe be one of the reasons why God obviousle hates Swedonians so much?

WinnerNotSinner 06-08-2010 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Deuteronomy (Post 536293)
Jeremiah 6:1 O ye children of Benjamin, gather yourselves to flee out of the midst of Jerusalem, and blow the trumpet in Tekoa, and set up a sign of fire in Bethhaccerem for evil appeareth out of the north, and great destruction

I need guidance from someone more knowledable of scripture than I. Sweden is supposed to be the most nordic country in the world. Could this incident in the Good Book be referring to Sweden, and maybe be one of the reasons why God obviousle hates Swedonians so much?

You should await the opinion of a True Christian™ but as I see it this is as obvious as the existence of God, your reasoning is accurate and the scripture precise and faultless. It can only be a reference to the unwashed unsaved God-mockers of the 85% homosexual Sweden, and I am impressed by the speed at which you have learned scripture like this!

LovingChristian 06-08-2010 06:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuteronomy (Post 536293)
Jeremiah 6:1 O ye children of Benjamin, gather yourselves to flee out of the midst of Jerusalem, and blow the trumpet in Tekoa, and set up a sign of fire in Bethhaccerem for evil appeareth out of the north, and great destruction

I need guidance from someone more knowledable of scripture than I. Sweden is supposed to be the most nordic country in the world. Could this incident in the Good Book be referring to Sweden, and maybe be one of the reasons why God obviousle hates Swedonians so much?

I believe that the Swedes have something to do with that scripture, but I think that God mostly meant the someone else when he talked about the evil in the north. Directly north of Jerusalem lies the most evil and dogmatic country in the world - RUSSIA.

But as WinnerNotSinner said, you should probably wait for the opinion of a True Christian™ before absolute confirmation.

Deuteronomy 06-08-2010 07:59 PM

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Dear Brothers. Thank you for your guidance. Even though I will await judgement from a True Christian™ it is a great honor to recieve theological wisdom from you.

God bless you and God bless United States of America :stars-stripes:


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