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loveforchrist 02-05-2011 06:31 AM

God Shall Not Be Mocked
 
Look... I've noticed a lot of people who come round to this site just to troll and have a few laughs at us because they think we're crazy. I usually put my thoughts into threads for the Christian Community to read and comment on. I simply love spreading the word of the Lord.

But this thread is special. This one goes out to all of the people who come on here just to make fun of us. We usually just ban them or give them infractions and try to make them go away, but I want them to read this. I think it is the right thing to do as a Christian to give them fair warning of what God thinks of them.

I just finished reading through the KJV bible for the 16th time. Every time I read it, I gather a whole new set of verses that really inspire me. I want these sinners to hear these verses, JUST SO THEY KNOW when they are burning in Hell, that WE told them, and they COULD HAVE LISTENED TO US, but CHOSE NOT TO.

To my brothers and sisters, show your support if you please. Post a Bible verse or a personal saying that should scare the love of God into sinners. Even if it doesn't phase them, we will have the please to have know that WE GAVE THEM A CHANCE, AND THEY SPAT IN OUR FACES. And then we can enjoy Heaven while they burn.

Here goes.

Hosea 13:16 - Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her GOD: they shall fall by the SWORD: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. So, what is God telling you here? If you rebell against God, there is not limit to the things he will do to you. You think God has mercy? HA. God has no problem with dashing babies to pieces and ripping open the stomachs of pregnant women. AND THAT'S WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE. After you die, you get that, about 1000 times worse, and for ALL ETERNITY.

Jeremiah 8:9-10 - The wise men are ashamed, they are dismayed and taken: lo, they have rejected the word of the LORD; and what wisdom is in them? Therefore will I give their wives unto others, and their fields to them that shall inherit them: for every one from the least even unto the greatest is given to covetousness, from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsely You here that? If you reject even a WORD of our Holy book (that includes wrong translations) God will take away everything that is yours. Your wife, your land, EVERYTHING!

2 Samuel 12:11 - Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun. This is similar to the Jeremiah one, accept this time, God will make you watch. The LORD does not make false promises.

Isaiah 13:9 - Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it. This entire chapter is mind blowing, with God telling us just what he will do to those who mock him. Look at what He says in Isaiah 13:15, still telling us what he will do to sinners - Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword.

Ezekiel 9:5-6 - And to the others he said in mine hearing, Go ye after him through the city, and smite: let not your eye spare, neither have ye pity: Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women: but come not near any man upon whom is the mark; and begin at my sanctuary. Then they began at the ancient men which were before the house. THE LORD WILL ONLY SPARE TRUE CHRISTIANS. THIS PASSAGE IS MORE EVIDENT THAN MANY I HAVE COME ACROSS.

Contribute verses of your own brothers, and together let us show these people The Way

Brother Enoch 02-05-2011 08:05 AM

Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked
 
My absolute favorite verses have to be 2 Kings 2: 23-24.

23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

What in the entire Bible sums it up so well? As the young folk would say 'P*** God off and He WILL f*** you up!'


Praise Baby Jesus!!

loveforchrist 02-07-2011 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch (Post 689333)
My absolute favorite verses have to be 2 Kings 2: 23-24.

23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

What in the entire Bible sums it up so well? As the young folk would say 'P*** God off and He WILL f*** you up!'


Praise Baby Jesus!!

Amen Brother Enoch! Kings 2:23-24 is a fantastic verse! I wish some of these sinners would actually READ the Bible before they DENY it!

CultusBulimia 02-07-2011 01:15 AM

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http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/desig...ies-hammer.jpg

Cursed 02-07-2011 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBulimia (Post 690253)

Your god has a t-shirt and a comic book.

My God has the 1611 King James Bible and throws people like you into Hell for all eternity.

Any questions?

CultusBulimia 02-07-2011 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Cursed (Post 690268)
Your god has a t-shirt and a comic book.

My God has the 1611 King James Bible and throws people like you into Hell for all eternity.

Any questions?

My god has a comic book where he beats the excremate out of people, and is written by talented writers and illustrators.

You're god's book was written by crazy desert tribe men 6000 years ago, any questions?

Pastor Ezekiel 02-07-2011 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBulimia (Post 690349)
any questions?

Yes. Why are you here? Did satan send you?

CultusBulimia 02-07-2011 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 690354)
Yes. Why are you here? Did satan send you?

No jarhead, it was obviously Thor, Learn to read.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-07-2011 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBulimia (Post 690360)
No jarhead, it was obviously Thor, Learn to read.

Thor is a false god, and you are condemned to hellfire for worshiping him.

Quote:

Exodus 20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;


Levi Jones 02-07-2011 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBulimia (Post 690349)
My god has a comic book where he beats the excremate out of people, and is written by talented writers and illustrators.

You're god's book was written by crazy desert tribe men 6000 years ago, any questions?

My God created the entire universe and all life in six days. Your god is all but extinct in worship.

Any questions?

CultusBulimia 02-07-2011 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 690364)
Thor is a false god, and you are condemned to hellfire for worshiping him.

Well thor said you guys are worshiping a false god, I wouldn't piffle with thor either man, unless you want his hammer to your face.

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Originally Posted by Levi Jones (Post 690372)
My God created the entire universe and all life in six days. Your god is all but extinct in worship.

Any questions?

America is slowly rejecting Christianity because we have proven the bible is wrong.
Any questions?

Master Gordon 02-07-2011 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch (Post 689333)
My absolute favorite verses have to be 2 Kings 2: 23-24.

23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

What in the entire Bible sums it up so well? As the young folk would say 'P*** God off and He WILL f*** you up!'


Praise Baby Jesus!!

Yes I love those versus as well - it goes to show these young fools that God will punish them for their sinful ways. Praise Jesus.... :thumbsup:

Master Gordon 02-07-2011 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBulimia (Post 690375)
Well thor said you guys are worshiping a false god, I wouldn't piffle with thor either man, unless you want his hammer to your face.



America is slowly rejecting Christianity because we have proven the bible is wrong.
Any questions?

Why do you hate Jesus so much?

loveforchrist 02-07-2011 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBulimia (Post 690375)
Well thor said you guys are worshiping a false god, I wouldn't piffle with thor either man, unless you want his hammer to your face.



America is slowly rejecting Christianity because we have proven the bible is wrong.
Any questions?

You're a whiney little prostitute. I do not fear Thor, because Thor does not exist. America is still God's favorite nation and it will always be. The people who reject the word of God will burn, so it doesn't really bother me what they think. The Bible cannot be disproven because it proves itself right. It is an ever fulfilling prophecy that no one with a brain can deny...

Any questions?

Sister Kitty 02-07-2011 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by loveforchrist (Post 690380)
You're a whiney little prostitute. I do not fear Thor, because Thor does not exist. America is still God's favorite nation and it will always be. The people who reject the word of God will burn, so it doesn't really bother me what they think. The Bible cannot be disproven because it proves itself right. It is an ever fulfilling prophecy that no one with a brain can deny...

Any questions?

I believe the only real question it has is who performed the lobotomy on it and why. :glare:

Though I believe the muddled question is phrased within it's damaged brain as such:

"Why me so not smart now? Why me brain not works? Me smart always, since diapers. Diapers fun! And daddy wipe bum. Get rid of poo. Green poo. Why green? Me like comic book now. God have horns on hat! And big hammer! Hammer make boom! Boom good. Make me tinkle with happy. Much happy! You silly Jesus people having no boom. No boom in Bible! No pictures! No boom! No tinkle!"

CultusBulimia 02-07-2011 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Sister Kitty (Post 690413)

"Why me so not smart now? Why me brain not works? Me smart always, since diapers. Diapers fun! And daddy wipe bum. Get rid of poo. Green poo. Why green? Me like comic book now. God have horns on hat! And big hammer! Hammer make boom! Boom good. Make me tinkle with happy. Much happy! You silly Jesus people having no boom. No boom in Bible! No pictures! No boom! No tinkle!"

"I believe the world is flat? lollolololol the bible is true even though its been proven heheheheh? why is my green poo? Jesus make my poo green? me like real book now. god was nailed to cross to forgive the sins that he gave to us? silly scientific facts! Evolution is not real because the idiot who wrote the bible 6000 years ago say so! lol im so stupid"

I get why you did that, it's pretty fun.

Brother Enoch 02-07-2011 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CultusBulimia (Post 690426)
I get why you did that, it's pretty fun.

For someone who 'gets it', it appears you really don't get it.

Accept Jesus now, and you can share the future with us. :innocent:

Rev. M. Rodimer 02-07-2011 08:21 AM

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Cult of Bulimia, I have found a song that you might just comprehend. It's called "Hand of the Almighty".

Note to True Christians™: There is some strong language in this song, as it is written to the intellectual level of the average non-Christian. Please do not play it around your children or at work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLwtqwnI6ko

CultusBulimia 02-07-2011 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 690461)
Cult of Bulimia, I have found a song that you might just comprehend. It's called "Hand of the Almighty".

Note to True Christians™: There is some strong language in this song, as it is written to the intellectual level of the average non-Christian. Please do not play it around your children or at work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLwtqwnI6ko

Please call me Cult of Balena, thank you.

And thanks for the video, it's catchy, but not something that I would listen too. But that's cool, I don't judge people's taste in music.

And my rebuttle would have to be, (Caution profanity)

The reflecting god by Marylin Manson
Actually nevermind that, you probably wouldn't be able to comprehend the message Manson put in that song because . . . Well, you're christians!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xURCYCa9inc
Just listen to that, actually you don't have to listen, just read the lyrics. Manson made it so you christians could understand the lyrics :D

Rev. M. Rodimer 02-07-2011 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CultusBulimia (Post 690691)
Just listen to that, actually you don't have to listen, just read the lyrics. Manson made it so you christians could understand the lyrics :D

Ms. Bulimia, are you suggesting that President Obama is stupid? After all, he's a Christian. So is Hillary Clinton. Howard Dean, too.

And so's Angela Merkel, for that matter. And Margaret Thatcher.

All idiots?

Oh, and the song you linked to is "The Fight Song", and there are no lyrics on it.


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