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Daisy Mae Johnson 11-13-2012 12:25 AM

ABBA - The Pop Music Coven of WITCHES!
 






They corrupted millions upon millions of unsuspecting souls, and oh how seductive the devil's music is (Ezek. 28:12-13)

My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge (Hosea 4:6)

Therefore my people are gone into captivity, because they have no knowledge (isa. 5:13)

ABBA spelled sideways is SATAN by the way!

ABBA is responsible for all the AIDS in northern Europe!


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Pastor Ezekiel 11-13-2012 12:51 AM

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mike112572 11-13-2012 11:22 AM

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:offtopic:The eye wink is killin me here everytime i see it:yahoo: lmbo!

Carl the wop 11-13-2012 03:24 PM

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They couldn't even speak the Lord's Native Language. They sang their songs PHOENETICALLY.. Forked Tongues, Indeed.

That and the fact that one of their songs was named the "most homersexual song of all time" proves that they are nothing but Satan's mouthpiece, the Sirens of the Styx.

Daisy Mae Johnson 11-13-2012 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mike112572 (Post 948739)
:offtopic:The eye wink is killin me here everytime i see it:yahoo: lmbo!

Who is winking? Surely you are seeing things. Please see this. :angry:

Matthew Hopkins 11-13-2012 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson (Post 948786)
Who is winking? Surely you are seeing things. Please see this. :angry:

I'm guessing he's one of these hallucinating coke fiends, hopped out of his mind on crystal mescaline.

YBIC

Daisy Mae Johnson 04-08-2014 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthew Hopkins (Post 948788)
I'm guessing he's one of these hallucinating coke fiends, hopped out of his mind on crystal mescaline.

YBIC

Indeed! If a witch winks at you it means she wants you to follow her in to the depths of :hell-4:.

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Redeemed Papist 04-08-2014 05:09 PM

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Our children might see these hideous transgender maniacs!

Who knows what sodomy might tempt them for the sake of a catchy tune?

Alvin Moss 04-09-2014 01:22 AM

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These sinful wretches are often cited as one of the Norwegian's worst affronts against the Lord God and yet the Swiss come here constantly to complain of our revelations about them. Wake up Finns! Your secrets are known. You cannot hide your blasphemies from the Lord God.

Daisy Mae Johnson 10-24-2015 01:00 AM

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I believe they are wearing these demonic outfits to conjure rock and roll demons. Why would any female in her right mind wear a shirt with a pussy cat or a monster on it - - - unless they wanted to attract evil spirits. :angry:

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I Man Rastafari 10-24-2015 01:47 AM

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Sister, these are godless Swedes. I think they are modeling the national costume.

WilliamJenningsBryan 10-24-2015 07:15 AM

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I'm about to gag - bell bottoms that I thought had been banned for decades, pimp elevator shoes, Nancy Sinatra boots, and pelvic thrusting reminiscent of Elvis.

The Andrew Lloyd Webber grill can incineerate the music of ABBA as well as the scores of Andrew Lloyd Webber.


Back against wall 10-24-2015 07:57 AM

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What Satan throws at us we can use against him. Ever thought of the benefits of carrying a "Boom Box"(?) over your head and walking down main street playing an ABBA track, identifying those who start moving their hips or lip syncing to the song?

As Gods army, we can use these evil taunts from Hell against it's ruler. I have a baseball bat covered in Glitter that attracts the Trannies that gyrate to the sound of ABBA.

Billy Bob Jenkins 10-24-2015 09:34 PM

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I always thought Abba had a Jewish angle. If you study the scholarly expositions on their background, you'll learn that they are all a bunch of shylocks and activist lawyers. Typical Jew stuff. Witchcraft and Judaism are basically the same thing though. They both worship Satan.

Then there is the sodomy angle, a separate issue, though it may have led to their worship of Satan and the practice of Judaism. Anal sex is so tempting, so irresistible to the wretched and weak human spirit, but many do not feel safe resigning themselves to Hell without first making a pact with the devil. Anal sex is a frightening thing, however much the flesh craves it. The fear of anal sex is the beginning of wisdom.

SavedbyChrist 10-27-2015 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Carl the wop (Post 948766)
They couldn't even speak the Lord's Native Language.

Hebrew is tough, friend.

Daisy Mae Johnson 06-15-2016 05:15 PM

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"Take a Chance" on them and go straight to :hell-4:. :rebuke:



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WilliamJenningsBryan 06-15-2016 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson (Post 1183495)
"Take a Chance" on them and go straight to :hell-4:. :rebuke:

. . .

Amen Sister - "Take a Chance" indeed, notice how these sluts are waving their rectums at the camera in the following video - an open invitation to sodomy. There is no doubt in my mind that they are responsible for the slut walking, instant gratification, wanton fornicating hook up culture we have today.


Mary Etheldreda 06-16-2016 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1183528)
There is no doubt in my mind that they are responsible for the slut walking, instant gratification, wanton fornicating hook up culture we have today.

Well said, Brother. Without ABBA, I'm quite sure our nation would never suffer through Taylor Swift's intense appeal to Satanism.

Brother Harold Porter 06-16-2016 04:08 AM

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I was gay long before it was cool to be a fag. ABBA or Paul Anka music was all we had in the fern bar days of my gayness.

But I do recall my first tryst with another man. He seduced me because his name was the same as the song on the juke-box





Fernando shoved me into a stall in the men's room, made my eyes bulge with his length,and had no mercy as he jack-hammered my intestines.


But I hated God and wanted to be gay, so it was the thing to do. All I knew was that I hated Jesus. A bowel full of filthy gay semen made my point, I thought.


A life of sin.


Praise God I am beyond the gayness!


In Christ

Redeemed Papist 06-16-2016 03:33 PM

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I'm so glad you weren't fellating some vile negroid in an Orlando nightclub, Brother Porter, when God sent yet another towel head to do his righteous slaughter. I only wish He had put the gun in your hand to fully redeem your spirit and take you home to His side.

ABBA clearly had this sort of conflict between light and dark in mind when they penned Dancing Queen.


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