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Elmer G. White 10-08-2019 11:07 AM

Monty Python 50 Years: Glorious Fight against Catholics and Christ-Killers
 
Once in a blue Moon even the Godless ex-empire of the United Kingdom produces decent entertainment worthy of True Christian™ attention. That happened exactly 50 years ago, when the comedy group under the tutelage of a man called Monty Python started to perform. Over the years, this groups of thespians produced high-quality rebuttals of Roman Catholicism as well as opposed valiantly bothJehovah's Witnesses and excessive Zionism. Obviously, I have never watched any of their shows or movies, as my time is precious and Prayer takes precedence on a 24/7 basis (1 Thessalonians 5:17). Still, for the inquisitive True Christian™ children, Mr. Monty Python and his entourage can offer some immaculately Godly entertainment. The following review is based on Prayer and, in some cases, pictorial material available in the Interwebs.

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The hilarious ways how Mr. Python mocks the Catholic swarm is exemplified in his cinematic oeuvre, Life of Brian. Apparently, this false prophet lived around the same era as Jesus and caught the attention of the Romans, i.e., future Catholics. Mr. Python reveals the silly state of the Papist mind by showing us the True Nature™ of their Caesars and legionnaires. The Papists display auricular perversions and concentrate on the Papist grammar instead of Jesus. It must be quite fannyfunny to watch this. :D

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Instead of copying Sacred Texts about Jesus, they insist on writing "Papists want to go home" hundreds of times as some kind of twisted stone-age graffiti. :o

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It gets even better. The film's culmination is apparently a scene where a Jehovah's witness is stoned to death. The criminal apparently can only utter the word "Jehovah", a doctrinal falsification of the True™ God based on the Jooish language. That alone is not worthy of punishment but we can assume that the man also denied the Divinity of Jesus Christ. He may have been the first JW ever. All this is documented in this film, Life of Brian.

Deuteronomy 29:26
For they went and served other gods, and worshipped them, gods whom they knew not, and whom he had not given unto them:

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In another movie directed by Mr. Python, God is obviously the protagonist. It is called "The Meaning of Life" and depicts God as the poster boy.

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Let us pass the spherical Earth heresy this time, as Mr. Python could not have known better because of the dismal public schooling system of the United Kingdom. This film continues to reveal the True Nature® of the Catholic cult. They compete with us, True Christians™ in reproduction and Mr. Python shows that unfortunately the Papists are winning! He shows us the typical Catholic family in all its gory.

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As we can see, they beget like rabbits. We should increase our efforts to inseminate our wives (mine is unfortunately postmenopausal) to gain the upper hand come Armageddon!

What about the Christ-killers? Mr. Python does not spare celluloid to show their depraved state. We must pray for them and guide them to find Jesus Christ. Based on the Creation Science finding of genetic entropy we can see how the accumulating mutations are deforming the Isrealites, especially their women.

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For those True Christians™ who are still incapable of concentrating on the Holy KJV Bible only, I thus strongly recommend Mr. Monty Python and his works as good, decent, Godly material to enjoy and distribute to our yet unsaved children to guide them unto Jesus's Bosom! Glory. Indeed, this laughter must come from God.

Genesis 21:6
And Sarah said,
God hath made me to laugh, so that all that hear will laugh with me.


Of course, I never laugh, I Pray. But I display enormous tolerance towards those who find "humor" fanny "funny".


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

handmaiden 10-08-2019 04:27 PM

Re: Monty Python 50 Years: Glorious Fight against Catholics and Christ-Killers
 
Thank you, Brother Doctor White, for your Christ-inspired analysis of the Monty Python players.

In the past, I was not certain as to how to interpret their theatrical offerings. Now, I understand that The Lord is using them to mock some of the worst of the false doctrines out there.

Their treatment of the Catholic "faith" has always been very clever, but confusing. In my own unfortunate Catholic upbringing, I had never been informed about the significance of "the comfy chair" in the church's history. It is possible that I missed that information due to my lack of advanced brainwashing at the hands of the Papists.*

With your instruction in mind, Brother Doctor, I will re-examine the collective works of Monty Python in an attempt to glean more spiritual nourishment for my journey in Christ. My heart swells with appreciation to know that you have offered Mr. Python's efforts the

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seal of approval. God bless you, dear sir.





* My interest in the Real Bible™ led me to stop attending religious schooling before I could be confirmed. And--having left regular church attendence before I became nubile of form--I was undoubtedly spared advances other than brainwashing at the hands (and other appendages) of papists.

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 10-08-2019 08:18 PM

Re: Monty Python 50 Years: Glorious Fight against Catholics and Christ-Killers
 
Oh my goodness, Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, this photograph reminds me so much of the disgraceful state of the ancient monuments that we saw when visiting my husband's late step-grandmother, affectionately known here as "Mrs Hun", during her (ill-advised) Italianate period.


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Quote:

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White (Post 1258613)
For those True Christians™ who are still incapable of concentrating on the Holy KJV Bible only, I thus strongly recommend Mr. Monty Python and his works as good, decent, Godly material to enjoy and distribute to our yet unsaved children to guide them unto Jesus's Bosom! Glory. Indeed, this laughter must come from God.

Genesis 21:6
And Sarah said,
God hath made me to laugh, so that all that hear will laugh with me.

Thank you for the recommendation, Brother. It is so very reassuring that you feel able to recommend it in spite of having never, personally, watched any of the material.

In Britain we rarely watch the television, but I feel that I should advise you that five episodes of previously unbroadcast material have been released on the radio. I have no opinion on this, not having listened, so I leave it to you to advise for or against.

(As an aside, my dear husband was a mere babe in arms when the TV program was broadcast, and I was aged minus 10! :D But my mother recalls that what made her love my father was that he was the only suitable young man who did not think it amusing to memorize and recite entire scenes from Mr Python's œuvre.)

Elmer G. White 10-09-2019 02:56 AM

Re: Monty Python 50 Years: Glorious Fight against Catholics and Christ-Killers
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1258626)
Thank you for the recommendation, Brother. It is so very reassuring that you feel able to recommend it in spite of having never, personally, watched any of the material.

Thank you for your kind thoughts, Sibling of the lesser sex in Christ. I actually faltered slightly when I started my investigation on the antics of Mr. Monty Python and for a short while (Planck time) considered watching a few of his scenes. Fortunately, I soon realized that
  1. It is necessary to investigate matters of Spiritual Importance with the best methodology available
  2. The best methodology is to Trust Jesus
  3. To find out Jesus's opinion, we need Prayer.
Matthew 21:22
And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.

I asked Him if this Python dude was Godly and safe for children and I received an inner certainty that he was. It was how Jesus answered. This is very advanced Creation Science and I am not sure if this is above your intellect, but in Creation Science we need confirmation and Jesus is the only one who can give it to us. Praise! We must always trust our Prayers more than the fake information provided by secularistics.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:


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