Joe Biden Denied Wafer
Every once in awhile there is a glimmer of hope for the cathylicks. So the pope decides that Mary worshiping is out and substitutes some pagan Amazonian "Pacha mama" statues. The good news is that some renegades stole them and ceremoniously dumped them into the Tiber River - and due to modern technology captured it all on viral video.
Forgetting that Jesus is coming back, the pope is also occupying his time saving the planet from CO2. I'm waiting for Elon Musk to make a Tesla pope-mobile - you know, one of those cars that substitute's spontaneous combustion for an internal combustion engine. At one time the cathylick church was like McDonalds - those golden arches signaled that no matter where you were you would get consistency, catechism, absolution, rosary beads, sodomy, and wafers - all quality controlled by corporate headquarters in the Vatican. These days, with the church on the verge of schism, you're not sure what you're going to get. This is exactly what quid pro Joe Biden found out while he was on the road. He ran into an "old school" priest, Fr. Robert Morey, who decided to enforce the law - no baby killing, and no wafer for you. Bravo! Quote:
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I hope that sinner, Biden, does not learn he can buy that Catholic communion stuff on line cheap. It would be just like Catholics to cheat. They probably put peanut butter on those things and have them with coffee.
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Greetings!
I am very saddened by this denial of crackers for Former Senator and Vice President Joe Biden who is a fine man even though he is an old white man. I feel that Vice President Biden needs support so I have asked one of the white girls who is a suite mate here at Georgetown University to purchase some graham crackers which are my own favorite so that I can send them to Vice President Joe Biden at his campaign headquarters. I believe this is another of the usual attempts by white people to keep the Black man down by causing damage to our allies. Everyone should go out and purchase some kind of crackers today and send them to Vice President Joe Biden to show support. Jah Guide! Trevor |
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Sincerely, Isabella W. |
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Yes Sistren I do think you should send your croutons. It is not for the food value or even to promise a vote that you should send the croutons. I myself have endorsed former Representative Beto O'Rourke for the nomination to defeat President Donald Trump because he is as close to being a Black man as a rich white man can be but I feel badly for former Vice President Joe Biden who is an old white man and I believe a deluge of every kind of cracker would make him uplifted by the show of support. Jah Guide! Trevor |
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Frankly, I'm just glad to be rid of the darned stale things! Sincerely, Isabella W. |
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I never understood why the Catholics chose wafers to represent the body of Christ. Surely steak would be more appropriate. If the Landover Department of Religious Freedom ever adopts cannibalism as form of worship, I would hope they use name-brand steaks. Goes well with red wine.
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As for cannibalism, well, that's really what it is in the Cathyolick church, isn't it, dear Brother Dr. Toole? I mean, this nonsense that they believe in, about the wafer and wine actually being the real Body and :blood: of the dear :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy:. It just goes to show how effective those Cathyolicks are with their brain-washing, just as we know from when they curtsy to statues, and praise Mary constantly. I'll include a bit below from an article I've found where the Cathyolicks attempt to explain this "transubstantiation" thing that they force upon their people. A blessed day to you, Dear, Sincerely, Isabella W. Quote:
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Just look at these two images: which one of them does resemble pieces of a dead human body more closely? :hmmm: |
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Atheist P Z Myers thought the wafers were meat. He wanted to stab thousands of them with his scout knife. We know atheists are not the brightest porch lights on the block.
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This says it all
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. . .SUMMARY: :Jumpy: A completely new scheme, definitely unrelated to the other one. It's called Kibus. Apparently the new scheme is legal because it involves a real product. Kaolin. The previous (and completely unrelated) scheme raised millions through a "milk culture" project. Thousands of South Africans fell for it, furiously buying the mixture of cheese and milk culture from Company #2, growing it in glasses, drying it into a powder for re-sale to Company #1 and recruiting others to do the same. At the time Company A claimed that it needed vast quantities of the dried powder to develop a skin cream product. However, there never was such a product and investigators found that the milk culture was simply a cover for a pyramid scheme. Tons of dried milk-culture were found rotting in a shed. The flow of Products A & B would constitute a classic pyramid scheme but the flow of money would be more like a Ponzi scheme. Both schemes finally collapsed. Enter Company #3 (definitely not related to other companies having similar names which is entirely coincidental) with an actual product. Quote:
It's obvious to anyone who reads their material (of which there is a vast amount) that no actual product has ever been available from the Vatican. Even if there were an intangible product, which is what they claim, the means of obtaining it are so bizarre and vary to such a huge extent from one century to the next (this is where the reading comes in) that they lose all credibility as a likely vendor of said invisibles. You'd be better off keeping the croutons. Who knows? They may sprout into something beneficial. But even if they don't, they're more use than the lugubrious personnel of papism. |
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Greetings!
I have noticed that these Catholic prayer wafers look very much like my favorite cookie which is the Nilla Vanilla Wafer. They are very tasty but I do not know if the Catholic wafers are tasty or not. I also do not overstand why former Vice President Joe Biden was denied a cookie for himself. If the Catholic Church would put their wafers in decorative boxes like the Nilla Wafers are available in Joe Biden could buy some and then he would not be denied. If they are tasty I could get one of the white girls here at my school which is Georgetown University to buy some as well and the Catholic Church could make some money. They are said to be very rich but rich people always want more money. In this manner everyone could be content. Jah Guide! Trevor |
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I man--Those wafers the Catholics eat make Jesus really mad. He does not like it that Catholic priests think their little ritual of lifting the wine up high turns the wine into Jesus' flesh. My advice is don't let Jesus see you pretending either the wafers or the vanilla cookies are his flesh.
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