Droopy wieners won't do
Hello fellow ladies of Jesus,
I come with a sudden soggy situation that needs remedying with some savvy improvisation. I made a last minute run to provide fresh wieners for Lloyd's quarterback win fest for his minor football league, and it seems I grabbed a freeze burnt bundle at the bottom of my fridge at the last second. Anyway, Mr. Johnston the coach, currently manning the BBQ is p-i-s-s-e-d. I knew any job involving meat was too big a load for a woman like me to handle. :( I need sharp thinking now - me alone can't do it all, but the brain power of multiple ladies just might produce some ingenuity that comes quickly to one man. Please gals, I can't let our sons eat rancid meat, lest they falter on offense for the next season, and bring shame to our county and God. 1 Corinthians 8:1313 Wherefore, if meat make my brother to offend, I will eat no flesh while the world standeth, lest I make my brother to offend. https://s15.postimg.cc/o80nttycb/356...a05fc105_o.jpg |
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Ladies this is your forum, I know, but WHAT are you FRETTING about NOW? It's a DAMN barbecue and you better serve some DAMN hotdog. NOBODY wants to hear your DAMN complaining. That's some good Christian hotdog right there. GET on with it and feed the troops. GODAMN making me crazy.
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Nobody came to help, Dr. Toole. :( Mr. Johnston was forced to fill our growing boys with chill-burnt wieners that drooped when heated up. Can we truly call those wieners American, and still feel proud?
I should stop asking questions now and move onto the pie. :P |
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I can't see our Godly Trump making huge wiener cuts. :fear2: Someone must be behind this.
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