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Lego kid 12-23-2009 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 434483)
You think electromagnetic waves with wavelengths ranging from as long as one meter to as short as one millimeter, or equivalently, with frequencies between 300MHz (0.3 GHz) and 300 GHz were created by accident?

NO!

God created them, and it was with a purpose!!!

However did you know that it was the NAZIs who created it however a man who discovered that it melts chocolate made the microwave? So these quite ungodly characters and a man who finds it by accident and steps into the unknown is again evil? Hmm, contradiction?

Bob4God 12-23-2009 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Lego kid (Post 434485)
I shall say that our constitution are supposed to be our own god given rights correct? Then if that's the case then why does it say "congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." So does this mean that you going against other religious institutions or what you always seem to call cults is an act against god too?

You're misinterpreting the First Amendment. All that means is that the government can't tell us how to worship.

It DOESN'T mean that we, as GODly citizens, can't petition the government to enact our doctrine as national law and require folks to abide by it. Obviously, the GOP and Religious Right have been doing that for decades, and it works marvelously.

We are following GOD's law, and therefore are not acting against Him.

Lego kid 12-23-2009 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob4God (Post 434490)
You're misinterpreting the First Amendment. All that means is that the government can't tell us how to worship.

It DOESN'T mean that we, as GODly citizens, can't petition the government to enact our doctrine as national law and require folks to abide by it. Obviously, the GOP and Religious Right have been doing that for decades, and it works marvelously.

We are following GOD's law, and therefore are not acting against Him.

If it works so marvelously then why does it appear to me that we still have the first amendment totally unamended?

Meek and Humble 12-23-2009 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lego kid (Post 434487)
However did you know that it was the NAZIs who created it however a man who discovered that it melts chocolate made the microwave? So these quite ungodly characters and a man who finds it by accident and steps into the unknown is again evil? Hmm, contradiction?

How could a person create an electromagnetic wave? Do you even know what a microwave is???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave

Meek and Humble 12-23-2009 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lego kid (Post 434493)
If it works so marvelously then why does it appear to me that we still have the first amendment totally unamended?

Why would we need to make an amendment if our views are already being enacted as law?

Lego kid 12-23-2009 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 434494)
How could a person create an electromagnetic wave? Do you even know what a microwave is???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave

Simple, the fact that man had CREATED a machine which in turn creates microwaves seems to be an attempt at man trying control gods work no?

Bob4God 12-23-2009 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Lego kid (Post 434493)
If it works so marvelously then why does it appear to me that we still have the first amendment totally unamended?

Because we don't want to jeopardize our freedom to tell people how to worship and live! It is there to protect us Baptists!

However, I don't want you to think that I would be opposed to decommissioning the Constitution and replacing it with the Holy Bible. I am in full favor of an American theocracy.

Meek and Humble 12-23-2009 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Lego kid (Post 434496)
Simple, the fact that man had CREATED a machine which in turn creates microwaves seems to be an attempt at man trying control gods work no?

You said he created the microwave. Now you claim he created a machine to harvest the microwave. Make up your mind :thumbdown:

Lego kid 12-23-2009 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 434495)
Why would we need to make an amendment if our views are already being enacted as law?

If they've been enacted as law then why am I still a free man?

Bob4God 12-23-2009 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lego kid (Post 434502)
If they've been enacted as law then why am I still a free man?

GOD has given you a choice. You have obviously chosen hell.

Liberals and homosexuals have diluted our justice system and made it easy for GOD haters to get away with their blasphemy. Not for much longer though.

Lego kid 12-23-2009 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 434500)
You said he created the microwave. Now you claim he created a machine to harvest the microwave. Make up your mind :thumbdown:

You seem to misunderstand me, when I said microwave I meant it as the machine generally called a microwave.

Meek and Humble 12-23-2009 09:30 PM

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Because we allow you to be a free man out of our mercy.

But you aren't free to have your gay marriage recognized on a national level :D

Lego kid 12-23-2009 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 434506)
Because we allow you to be a free man out of our mercy.

But you aren't free to have your gay marriage recognized on a national level :D

Oh? However I'm not gay so I still remain unaffected. Meaning it's irrelevant to me. Again your argument appears to me as void.

SonoftheDevil 12-23-2009 09:41 PM

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ITS A CHILDRENS TOY. If you need your child's reality defined by attaching shame and sin to their toys, then you need help. People will debase anything they can get their hands on because we're only and some are weaker minded than other, that has nothing to do satan. If you were the master of all evil, would you really want to dominate the Earth...using legos? Your argument fails.

It also fails because of the gigantic amount of redicule that your kid is going to face growing because you deny him even the simplist of leisures in life: play, social development. I feel sorry for your kid.

Noah Dint 12-23-2009 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SonoftheApocalypse (Post 434516)
It also fails because of the gigantic amount of redicule that your kid is going to face growing because you deny him even the simplist of leisures in life: play, social development. I feel sorry for your kid.

How dare you come into this Holy of places and begin casting stones. My children all know how to play, be social and use appropriate punctuation. They know the rewards of hard work. All I hear from you is complaining!

If you only provide the challenge without ever providing the solution it is called BITCHING. The same thing you would hear from any mere woman. I assume "SonoftheApocalypse" because of your screen name you are claiming to be a boy. (obviously not a man)

We didn't ask for it - or you.

Go take your BITCHING elsewhere sir....

-ND

Lego kid 12-23-2009 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Noah Dint (Post 434520)
How dare you come into this Holy of places and begin casting stones. My children all know how to play, be social and use appropriate punctuation. They know the rewards of hard work. All I hear from you is complaining!

If you only provide the challenge without ever providing the solution it is called BITCHING. The same thing you would hear from any mere woman. I assume "SonoftheApocalypse" because of your screen name you are claiming to be a boy. (obviously not a man)

We didn't ask for it - or you.

Go take your BITCHING elsewhere sir....

-ND

Oh? I'm somewhat amused by your answer because his comment did state the solution, you just didn't accept it did you? He said that "If you need your child's reality defined by attaching shame and sin to their toys, then you need help. People will debase anything they can get their hands on because we're only and some are weaker minded than other, that has nothing to do satan. If you were the master of all evil, would you really want to dominate the Earth...using legos? Your argument fails." Perhaps the solution is offering the child the toy? Is this an impossibility, or a highly improbable solution? It seems rather clear cut to me.

SonoftheDevil 12-23-2009 10:06 PM

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Well first off, you're an amazingly HUGE sexist and just admitted it right there. I'm sorry, but the internet is not hallowed grounds. Half of these threads all sound like child abuse cases, I used to work for a social services office as a case worker and I heard a lot of this stuff going around.

Also, yeah I am a man. Birth itself is a right of passage in my mind, and I was born as a male into this world. Now, before you go and say that I was probably better off as a still born...

...do explain why the simple act of play is the work of the devil. Are children supposed to sit around all day and just twiddle their thumbs and deviation from said thumb twiddling because considered tantamount to heresy? Like I said, I don't understand where the logic works because it was a child's toy made by a company that markets building toys for children. It isn't directly their fault that grown adults have the ability to debase something for their own amusement.

Lego kid 12-23-2009 10:08 PM

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Ah, it appears I've forgotten to post my feelings of the matter in picture. Here you go and enjoy.
http://images.fanpop.com/images/imag..._1600_1200.jpg

Rev. M. Rodimer 12-23-2009 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lego Defender (Post 432911)
If i wanted to i could make Satan out of enough red legos if i had the time or the desire.

Why do you believe Satan is red in color? Please show me where the Bible says Satan is red.
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Originally Posted by SonoftheApocalypse (Post 434529)
Well first off, you're an amazingly HUGE sexist and just admitted it right there.

Assuming you're a boy because you name yourself "Son of the Apocalypse" is sexist?

Do you even know what that word means?

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I used to work for a social services office as a case worker and I heard a lot of this stuff going around.
Right . . . before graduating high school, you were a case worker. Sure.

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Are children supposed to sit around all day and just twiddle their thumbs and deviation from said thumb twiddling because considered tantamount to heresy?
They can read the Bible, they can play Bible games, they can build tree forts and re-enact battles against heathens. There are many things they can do!

SonoftheDevil 12-23-2009 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 434533)
Why do you believe Satan is red in color? Please show me where the Bible says Satan is red.

Assuming you're a boy because you name yourself "Son of the Apocalypse" is sexist?

Do you even know what that word means?


Right . . . before graduating high school, you were a case worker. Sure.


They can read the Bible, they can play Bible games, they can build tree forts and re-enact battles against heathens. There are many things they can do!



First off, I graduated high school when I was 15. I'm currently majoring in music production and taking psychology as a secondary. Secondly, I know what that words means, I picked it because of its irony for this particular board.

Now...

"They can read the Bible, they can play Bible games, they can build tree forts and re-enact battles against heathens. There are many things they can do!"

They can sit on their ass and read a book, play a lame board game, or re-enact brutal bloody crusade battles where thousands of innocents died for the sake of religion. You know...that doesn't really sound all that fun. Especially that last part.


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