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Muslims Who Wear Mini Skirts Don't Blow Up

Donald Trump isn't even president yet, but he seems to be inspiring a spontaneous outbreak of common sense in world leaders. I'm not sure that anyone can find Kyrgyzstan on a map, nor does anyone quite know how to pronounce their president's name - yet he's making perfect sense, even down to giving Syrian immigrants one-way tickets to anywhere else on the planet.

Now I'm not quite sure that Jesus would be pleased with mini skirts (and no doubt many of them contain mixed fabrics - not exactly my field of expertise) - but if it can at least keep us safe it just might be a short term solution.

With that solved, we can begin to address the other threat to Christian Civilization - the cathylick bead slinging terrorist nun cult.

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'Women in mini skirts don't become suicide bombers': Muslim president of ex-Soviet republic causes outrage with terrorism quote
18:59, 13 Aug 2016 By Jon Dean
Updated 19:18, 13 Aug 2016

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President of Kyrgyzstan Almazbek Atambayev said women in his country had been wearing short skirts for decades 'but never thought about wearing an explosive belt'

Women who wear full Islamic garb are more likely to become terrorist suicide bombers, a Central Asian leader has claimed.

President of Kyrgyzstan Almazbek Atambayev said women in his country had been wearing miniskirts for decades "but never thought about wearing an explosive belt".

The premier was making the comments to journalists during a national debate on cultural identity in Kyrgyzstan, where 80% of the population is Muslim.

President Atambayev attacked those who criticise females for wearing less traditional clothing.

The debate was held amid weeks of controversy over government-sponsored adverts in the capital Bishkek encouraging women not to wear orthodox Muslim items such as the hijab, niqab and burka.

The hoardings showed contrasting photos of women in traditional Kyrgyzstan clothing alongside those in Islamic veils.

The caption reads: "Poor people! Where are we heading to?"

President Atambayev said: "When we erected banners some smart people appeared and started pointing at miniskirts.

"Our women have been wearing miniskirts since 1950s, and they never thought about wearing an explosive belt.

"You can wear even tarpaulin boots on your head, but do not organise bombings.

"This is not religion. Let them wear even miniskirts but there must not be any blasts."

The president described the wearing of Islamic dress as potentially dangerous.

He said. "Terrorists are insane people.

"Clothes also can change one's thoughts sometimes.

"When we were searching for prisoners who had escaped a detention centre, Melis Turganbayev [former interior minister] came to me and said that they had been eavesdropping on telephone conversations of wives and mistresses of criminals.

"Their wives and mistresses wore sacks on their heads and they wanted to organise bombings.

"If you do not like Kyrgyzstan you can leave our country and go wherever you want.

"We can pay your travel expenses, even to Syria."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...become-8624765

Re: Muslims Who Wear Mini Skirts Don't Blow Up

This is one more reason to elect Donald Trump. His experience with fashion and most especially, fashion models, makes him eminently qualified to advise primitive peoples around the world on haute couture and other fashionable methods to avoid falling into the sin of terrorism.

Re: Muslims Who Wear Mini Skirts Don't Blow Up

Brothers, from a lady's point of view President Atamabayev's comments are most interesting!

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Our women have been wearing miniskirts since 1950s

Who knew that his unspellable country had been in the vanguard of fashion? In the West, this trend towards immodesty did not begin until the 1960s. I know this because my grandmother likes to tell the story of her father's 1964 sermon on the subject, which she can still recite from memory. It reduces my youngest stepdaughter to tears! :thumbsup:

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You can wear even tarpaulin boots on your head, but do not organize bombings.

Once again, the women of Kyrgyzyrgy - no, I give up and shall call it K-istan - are ahead of us in the civilized world, and not in a good way. But who can deny that the second part of his sentence is wise?

As for this (he is talking about criminals here)

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Their wives and mistresses wore sacks on their heads and they wanted to organise bombings.

He may want to take a look at their everyday headgear, which might lend itself to the concealment of munitions:

http://66.media.tumblr.com/41f455249...5whlo1_400.png

But to point out that women with sacks over their heads are dangerous madwomen is yet more sound advice.

He is technically incorrect when he tells them they can go wherever they want, as nobody else would let them in. But any woman stupid enough to wear a sack on her head is hardly going to work that out and I like a man with a sense of humor. :rofl3:

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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1186809)

He may want to take a look at their everyday headgear, which might lend itself to the concealment of munitions:

http://66.media.tumblr.com/41f455249...5whlo1_400.png

:rofl3:

No one who wears a hat like one of those should ever be let in America. The one in the middle seems custom made to conceal a pressure cooker, while the other two could easily hide an IED made from left over mortar ammunition. No one would be safe with that kind of Chinaman running around loose.

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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss (Post 1186811)

No one who wears a hat like one of those should ever be let in America.

Do they remind you of Canadians too?

But, joking aside, have they never heard of 1 Timothy 2:9?

Re: Muslims Who Wear Mini Skirts Don't Blow Up

If I understand the issue correctly, Mr. Trump is proposing that all Muslims should be forced to wear mini-skirts in order to prevent bombings in Syria? If Mr. Trump said it, it sounds reasonable but it seems suspiciously like something out of the Homosexual Agenda playbook. No surprize that the Canadians are early adopters there, Mrs. Lytton-Vasey...

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1186846)

You may be on to something. On the other hand, consider the fashion of Iran before the 1979 Revolution, a fashion that styled itself after French harlotry:

http://oi44.tinypic.com/33wurgn.jpg

No bombs in those clothes.

https://s15-us2.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/...e519e39ee5b856

I'm guessing healthy men weren't afraid to fly this airline.

https://s15-us2.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/...9a59c9dc30b702

While it's true their immortal soul was a stake, it's also true they couldn't take down as many people with them, and even then, only other immoral Mohammedans.