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Miss Cassandra 03-01-2010 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Tekk021 (Post 481358)
Wow this town seems to be filled with the Crazies Miss Cassie.

Yes, you could say that.:lol:

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Originally Posted by Rachel Sue (Post 481365)
I do not believe that ANYONE asked about your sex life. Disgusting wicken harlot!

I was talking about the woods. Does that give you sexual fantasies? Does Philippe know what you are doing with hedgehogs in your spare time?:bad:

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That is not the first time that you have called me 'Belgican'. The first time, I was willing to call it an honest mistake and overlook it since you are, after all, a mormon.
You are marrying a belgican. According to your stupid fairytale religion, the man is the head of the woman, so your head becomes belgican. The head contains the mind, so this makes you a belgican.:thumbdown:

When exactly did I display any sympathies for the writings of Joseph Smith?:huh:

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Last year I stalked, shot and field dressed three buck deer (including one that was strangely bipedal) in a single day of hunting. I am actually rather hoping that the good people of Landover will invite me to join in the next Witchhunt festival.
You are doing quite "manly" things, I see. Christians in Freehold frown upon such practices. I advise you to not to let Pastor Zeke know this, he doesn't like such a thing at all.:)

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As for me being 14...well, I've been told that I could still pass as a teenager but yours is the most extreme compliment thus far.
I meant that as an example for christian girls in general, I was not particularly thinking about you. I estimated your age to be 8, in fact, maybe 7.

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I have a few years on you, girlie, and I am NOT afraid to give your father a phone call and ask him to remind you about how you should treat your elders.
Oh yes, please do so. Pastor Zeke and Levi Jones do this multiple times a day, but he doesn't know where I am now. I know when it is wise to move, so to say.;)

Sariel 03-01-2010 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachel Sue (Post 481383)
Yes, well let's see you type it without an error!

I dont need to. :thumbsup:

Rachel Sue 03-01-2010 10:06 PM

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra (Post 481384)
I was talking about the woods. Does that give you sexual fantasies? Does Philippe know what you are doing with hedgehogs in your spare time?:bad:

I'm not the one whose religion worships a woman for having relations with a bipedal goat (who is technically her bastard son). Bestiality and incest together in one religion? Well from what I've heard about you, that seems about right.

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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra (Post 481384)
You are marrying a belgican. According to your stupid fairytale religion, the man is the head of the woman, so your head becomes belgican. The head contains the mind, so this makes you a belgican.

We are not even officially engaged at this point in time. Until that comes to pass, my father, a US Marine is the head of my household.

By your own reasoning, since you refuse to marry and since you hide from your own father, you have no mind. Correct?

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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra (Post 481384)
When exactly did I display any sympathies for the writings of Joseph Smith?

Your religion is about as legitimate as that of the Mormons. They're similar in history as well in that a power hungry pervert wrote a book about a pipe dream and convinced thousands of weak minded idiots to follow his lead. Come to think of it, I'm not sure whether wicka has more in common with the Mormon religion or with Scientology...all three are equally ridiculous.



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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra (Post 481384)
You are doing quite "manly" things, I see. Christians in Freehold frown upon such practices. I advise you to not to let Pastor Zeke know this, he doesn't like such a thing at all.

So long as my hunting and fishing do not interfere with my housework, they are nothing to be ashamed of. I personally consider the butchering shed to simply be an extension of my kitchen. Why should my father or my future husband have to dirty their hands in preparing the meat for the table?

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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra (Post 481384)
I meant that as an example for christian girls in general, I was not particularly thinking about you. I estimated your age to be 8, in fact, maybe 7.

I would have to agree with you that the average young Christian girl DOES tend to have a rather sophisticated mastery of the English language. It's a side effect of being taught to read the Bible at such an early age.

As for Philippe being older than me, what do you honestly expect? Why would I want to marry a child when I'll soon have my hands full with my own babies? I highly recommend that all women marry men who are at least 50% older than themselves. Let them gain experience and wisdom so that you know they are prepared to run the household like a true Christian man should!

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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra (Post 481384)
Oh yes, please do so. Pastor Zeke and Levi Jones do this multiple times a day, but he doesn't know where I am now. I know when it is wise to move, so to say.

Hmm...I wonder if the good Church of Landover would accept a case of GPS microchip enabled darts as my first tithe?

Sariel 03-01-2010 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachel Sue (Post 481365)
I do not believe that ANYONE asked about your sex life. Disgusting wicken harlot!






I will have you know that not only am I 100% Caucasian but I am also the PROUD daughter of a United States Marine. I have received training in many different hunting techniques that my father and our friends practice yearly in the marshes near the local Boodist enclave. Last year I stalked, shot and field dressed three buck deer (including one that was strangely bipedal) in a single day of hunting. I am actually rather hoping that the good people of Landover will invite me to join in the next Witchhunt festival.

Hunting? Since we're going to start flaunting all our experiences i'll just let you know when i lived in Rio de Janeiro for self defense i decided to train Ninjutsu, and that's worked wonderfully for me. I'll be sure to look out for you during this Witch Hunt thing. Oh yes, we learn all sorts of beautiful techniques. Among them is silence, tree climbing, sneaking, and wonderful incapacitating twists that will make you scream for mercy.
Just my two cents.

Sariel 03-01-2010 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sariel (Post 481420)
Hunting? Since we're going to start flaunting all our experiences i'll just let you know when i lived in Rio de Janeiro for self defense i decided to train Ninjutsu, and that's worked wonderfully for me. I'll be sure to look out for you during this Witch Hunt thing. Oh yes, we learn all sorts of beautiful techniques. Among them is silence, tree climbing, sneaking, and wonderful incapacitating twists that will make you scream for mercy.
Just my two cents.

Though i hope not, since i would much rather just avoid being seen entirely than inflict pain.

Rachel Sue 03-01-2010 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sariel (Post 481423)
Though i hope not, since i would much rather just avoid being seen entirely than inflict pain.

The best way to avoid being seen would be to stay a Godly distance away from Freehold. The East coast might be far enough. :thumbsup:

Sariel 03-01-2010 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachel Sue (Post 481427)
The best way to avoid being seen would be to stay a Godly distance away from Freehold. The East coast might be far enough. :thumbsup:

i'm going there for personal reasons, also to support Alfred King.
He's exactly what Freehold needs. A good, healthy dose of reality.

Tekk021 03-01-2010 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sariel (Post 481432)
i'm going there for personal reasons, also to support Alfred King.
He's exactly what Freehold needs. A good, healthy dose of reality.

People will only believe the reality in which they are the sane beings. And only they, and those that share the same belief. So any of them seeing any reality as we know it is very slim.

Sariel 03-01-2010 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Tekk021 (Post 481441)
People will only believe the reality in which they are the sane beings. And only they, and those that share the same belief. So any of them seeing any reality as we know it is very slim.

Very insightful, didnt think of that.

Rachel Sue 03-01-2010 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Tekk021 (Post 481441)
People will only believe the reality in which they are the sane beings. And only they, and those that share the same belief. So any of them seeing any reality as we know it is very slim.

I see from your mastery of the English language that you have been poorly home schooled. I honestly can't understand a single thing that you're trying to say. Your second sentence doesn't even contain a verb!

Cranky Old Man 03-01-2010 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Tekk021 (Post 481441)
People will only believe the reality in which they are the sane beings. And only they, and those that share the same belief. So any of them seeing any reality as we know it is very slim.

The reality here is that your parents cried when you where born and they never stopped crying after.

Sariel 03-01-2010 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 481448)
The reality here is that your parents cried when you where born and they never stopped crying after.

Oh what a great example you are.

Tekk021 03-01-2010 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachel Sue (Post 481447)
I see from your mastery of the English language that you have been poorly home schooled. I honestly can't understand a single thing that you're trying to say. Your second sentence doesn't even contain a verb!

Thank you, but I was not home schooled, like your tiny mind would assume. Anyway, as for the "any" that was in my last post, it was not supposed to be there, i was distracted while typing it.

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 481448)
The reality here is that your parents cried when you where born and they never stopped crying after.

Huh, that's funny, because I haven't seen any tears coming from their eyes lately, at least not caused by myself. But thank you, I take that as a compliment, because my parents aren't worth much. They did a very poor job of trying to raise me, I'm actually glad of it. Or I might be like the rest of you here...or not, my parents weren't very religious.

Cranky Old Man 03-01-2010 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tekk021 (Post 481456)
my parents aren't worth much. They did a very poor job of trying to raise me

We already noticed that.

Rev. M. Rodimer 03-01-2010 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Tekk021 (Post 481456)
Thank you, but I was not home schooled, like your tiny mind would assume. Anyway, as for the "any" that was in my last post, it was not supposed to be there, i was distracted while typing it.

Ah, the lack of focus so common to the public school student. No doubt you were staring at the firm young buttocks of the football player seated ahead of you.


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Huh, that's funny, because I haven't seen any tears coming from their eyes lately, at least not caused by myself.
No doubt, they gave up. Poor dears. I imagine God will reward them with an eternity of torture for their failures.

Rachel Sue 03-01-2010 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Tekk021 (Post 481456)
But thank you, I take that as a compliment, because my parents aren't worth much. They did a very poor job of trying to raise me, I'm actually glad of it.

You may have a chance after all. The Bible teaches us that it is good to hate our parents and you seem to already have that covered.

Luke, chapter 14:26

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.




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Originally Posted by Tekk021 (Post 481456)
Or I might be like the rest of you here...or not, my parents weren't very religious.

Try again?

Tekk021 03-01-2010 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 481460)
Ah, the lack of focus so common to the public school student. No doubt you were staring at the firm young buttocks of the football player seated ahead of you.



No doubt, they gave up. Poor dears. I imagine God will reward them with an eternity of torture for their failures.

Thank you very much. And no, thank you. I am perfectly straight. I have a girlfriend, who was born a woman, and is staying a woman thank you very much. As for my parents getting an eternity of torture, I could careless. They could have done a much better job.

Philippe 03-01-2010 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tekk021 (Post 481462)
As for my parents getting an eternity of torture, I could careless. They could have done a much better job.

You made your point and we confirmed already.

Rev. M. Rodimer 03-01-2010 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Tekk021 (Post 481462)
Thank you very much. And no, thank you. I am perfectly straight. I have a girlfriend, who was born a woman, and is staying a woman thank you very much. As for my parents getting an eternity of torture, I could careless. They could have done a much better job.

Yes, they could have dropped you down a well and saved themselves the pain of rearing such a miserable brat.

Tekk021 03-01-2010 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 481466)
Yes, they could have dropped you down a well and saved themselves the pain of rearing such a miserable brat.

Frankly, you were the one implying that I was looking at the male rear, so it would have to be some sick part of your mind to think that, with out even knowing me. I would not be surprised one bit if you in fact, were the one that liked looking that the male buttocks if you are so quick to assume everyone else is.


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