Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

Yes, you could say that.:lol:

I was talking about the woods. Does that give you sexual fantasies? Does Philippe know what you are doing with hedgehogs in your spare time?:bad:

You are marrying a belgican. According to your stupid fairytale religion, the man is the head of the woman, so your head becomes belgican. The head contains the mind, so this makes you a belgican.:thumbdown:

When exactly did I display any sympathies for the writings of Joseph Smith?:huh:

You are doing quite "manly" things, I see. Christians in Freehold frown upon such practices. I advise you to not to let Pastor Zeke know this, he doesn't like such a thing at all.:)

I meant that as an example for christian girls in general, I was not particularly thinking about you. I estimated your age to be 8, in fact, maybe 7.

Oh yes, please do so. Pastor Zeke and Levi Jones do this multiple times a day, but he doesn't know where I am now. I know when it is wise to move, so to say.;)

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

I dont need to. :thumbsup:

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

I'm not the one whose religion worships a woman for having relations with a bipedal goat (who is technically her bastard son). Bestiality and incest together in one religion? Well from what I've heard about you, that seems about right.

We are not even officially engaged at this point in time. Until that comes to pass, my father, a US Marine is the head of my household.

By your own reasoning, since you refuse to marry and since you hide from your own father, you have no mind. Correct?

Your religion is about as legitimate as that of the Mormons. They're similar in history as well in that a power hungry pervert wrote a book about a pipe dream and convinced thousands of weak minded idiots to follow his lead. Come to think of it, I'm not sure whether wicka has more in common with the Mormon religion or with Scientology...all three are equally ridiculous.



So long as my hunting and fishing do not interfere with my housework, they are nothing to be ashamed of. I personally consider the butchering shed to simply be an extension of my kitchen. Why should my father or my future husband have to dirty their hands in preparing the meat for the table?

I would have to agree with you that the average young Christian girl DOES tend to have a rather sophisticated mastery of the English language. It's a side effect of being taught to read the Bible at such an early age.

As for Philippe being older than me, what do you honestly expect? Why would I want to marry a child when I'll soon have my hands full with my own babies? I highly recommend that all women marry men who are at least 50% older than themselves. Let them gain experience and wisdom so that you know they are prepared to run the household like a true Christian man should!

Hmm...I wonder if the good Church of Landover would accept a case of GPS microchip enabled darts as my first tithe?

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

Hunting? Since we're going to start flaunting all our experiences i'll just let you know when i lived in Rio de Janeiro for self defense i decided to train Ninjutsu, and that's worked wonderfully for me. I'll be sure to look out for you during this Witch Hunt thing. Oh yes, we learn all sorts of beautiful techniques. Among them is silence, tree climbing, sneaking, and wonderful incapacitating twists that will make you scream for mercy.
Just my two cents.

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

Though i hope not, since i would much rather just avoid being seen entirely than inflict pain.

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

The best way to avoid being seen would be to stay a Godly distance away from Freehold. The East coast might be far enough. :thumbsup:

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

i'm going there for personal reasons, also to support Alfred King.
He's exactly what Freehold needs. A good, healthy dose of reality.

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

People will only believe the reality in which they are the sane beings. And only they, and those that share the same belief. So any of them seeing any reality as we know it is very slim.

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

Very insightful, didnt think of that.

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

I see from your mastery of the English language that you have been poorly home schooled. I honestly can't understand a single thing that you're trying to say. Your second sentence doesn't even contain a verb!

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

The reality here is that your parents cried when you where born and they never stopped crying after.

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

Oh what a great example you are.

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

Thank you, but I was not home schooled, like your tiny mind would assume. Anyway, as for the "any" that was in my last post, it was not supposed to be there, i was distracted while typing it.

Huh, that's funny, because I haven't seen any tears coming from their eyes lately, at least not caused by myself. But thank you, I take that as a compliment, because my parents aren't worth much. They did a very poor job of trying to raise me, I'm actually glad of it. Or I might be like the rest of you here...or not, my parents weren't very religious.

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

We already noticed that.

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

Ah, the lack of focus so common to the public school student. No doubt you were staring at the firm young buttocks of the football player seated ahead of you.


No doubt, they gave up. Poor dears. I imagine God will reward them with an eternity of torture for their failures.

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

You may have a chance after all. The Bible teaches us that it is good to hate our parents and you seem to already have that covered.

Luke, chapter 14:26

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.




Try again?

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

Thank you very much. And no, thank you. I am perfectly straight. I have a girlfriend, who was born a woman, and is staying a woman thank you very much. As for my parents getting an eternity of torture, I could careless. They could have done a much better job.

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

You made your point and we confirmed already.

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

Yes, they could have dropped you down a well and saved themselves the pain of rearing such a miserable brat.

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 

Frankly, you were the one implying that I was looking at the male rear, so it would have to be some sick part of your mind to think that, with out even knowing me. I would not be surprised one bit if you in fact, were the one that liked looking that the male buttocks if you are so quick to assume everyone else is.