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Glendora Christianson 09-14-2008 11:02 PM

2008 Voting Guidelines
IN God's favorite country (USA) we will be deciding our political and spiritual fate soon. This thread is for the purpose of helping our members remain true to Jesus and keep their spiritual standings well. This is going to be a close election and we are in the middle of a Holy war, both at home and abroad, so don't let GOD down or HE will surely punish you!

In general, good Christians should offer their blind support to the Godly Republican Party. The primaries are over and hopefully, you ousted the fiscal conservative candidates in favor of the social conservatives. Even if a few fiscal conservatives sneak in, their stingy ways will help to cripple entitlement programs. So always vote Republican no matter what!

Each church member is expected to make sure that every eligible voter they know votes Republican. This means witnessing to your friends and family on politics daily and calling them on election day to make sure they have voted Republican. You may need to collect your friends and family in an automobile and take them to the polling place.

Some folks should always vote by absentee ballot! This group includes the elderly, mentally handicapped, most women, and our Un-Gay LBC members. If you are in one of the above categories, request an absentee ballot and allow your pastor to check your ballot for spiritual discrepancies prior to dropping it in the mailbox.

Most of all, have a Godly voting season and pray for our Republican candidates to be victorious! HELPFUL MOTHER GLENDORA

Pastor Ezekiel 09-15-2008 10:23 AM

Re: 2008 Voting Guidelines
And ladies, don't forget to get your voting orders from your Godly Husband (or father for those as yet unwed). Don't vote the way you THINK he wants you to vote, because you'll just get it all wrong. Make sure by having him write it down, or better yet having him accompany you into the voting booth. He'll take it from there. :thumbsup:

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 09-16-2008 03:24 PM

Re: 2008 Voting Guidelines
If you need more information (for some reason) make sure the only thing you read is our 2008 Christian Voter's Guide.

Mr. Jingles 10-22-2008 10:18 PM

Re: 2008 Voting Guidelines
The Christian Voters guide is this: vote for McCain, or face the fires of Hell. It's that simple, folks.

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