Big Birthday for Trent Harvey!
Not sure if you died Trent, perhaps snuffed in a fire fight for Jesus.
In any case, I have noticed your lack of tithes, so if you have an estate, please have them bring your account up to date. All the Best, JH :jesus: |
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/custo...atar1677_3.gifhttp://www.landoverbaptist.net/custo...tar66021_1.gif Not identical, but there's a resemblance, and that's why I still remember him. I don't usually make conversation with the unsaved trash who stay in my motel, but there was something different about him. I could tell he was a Christian and a Republican, so I asked him what brought him out to Podunk. He told me that big things were going down, and he kept looking over his shoulder like he was being followed. This was the last time I saw him, because he left in the middle of the night. He seemed to have been in quite a hurry, because he left half of his luggage behind, including a considerable amount of ammunition. |
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I'm still here, I would say I'm "lurking" but I guess that sounds like "stalking" and I don't want to trigger any poor delicate females. That's why I'm so quiet, I don't want to shout down any women. I don't want to "take up space" (not in a fat-shaming way.)
It's a long story. You see, since the 2016 "Trumpocalypse" a lot of academics have been sending expeditions into our "flyover-land" to explore the foreign tribes that are rumored to dwell here. Namely us. So, as long as I'm willing to stay in a small town within comfortable driving distance of an elite university, they will come and oogle me. Lots of "How quaint" and "Can I touch him?". (so to speak) So, until I can get a job building Trumps's wall, what's a homeless veteran to do? Well, you put on your grass skirt, get your bongos, and put on a show for the tourists. So to speak (not gonna wear skirts). Mostly I just sit there and get lectured on how privileged I am to be a homeless veteran with white skin and most of a penis. In return I get food. Glorious, glorious food. To get an idea of how it goes, here's an article about a feminist who studies (and I hope feeds) homeless men: Ron, she said, was diagnosed with a number of mental illnesses (depression, bipolar disorder, anti-social personality disorder and post-traumatic stress disorder) ...NOTE: I do NOT have cramps, I did not even know that menstrual cramps were a thing, I don't even see how it's relevant that people get cramps from wearing blackface or whatever goes on at menstrual shows. I AM NOT A HOMO, THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE!) One of the other key tenets, according to Dej, is “emotional numbness,” or what another man, Julian, described as being “’like an island’…Sometimes it's a struggle to keep my mouth shut. Once I suggested that feminists visit a prison if they really want to see ways to "introduce men to alternative understandings of masculinity.” They didn't feed me after that. |
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By the way, the weigh of the stick reduces the range, cancelling out the whole point of the stick in the first place. |
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Well, it's nice to hear you're alive and well. Thank you for your service killing sand people and protecting our oil.
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In the mean time, I've sent you a gift card for 'Subway of the week' that entitles you to fifty-two 6" subs of the 'choice of the day'. Good for a balanced diet. Enjoy! Do not use it in one day. BTW, if you die before the card is fully consumed, please return it to me. |
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I was surprised to see you reduced to such a level of desperation. We didn't mean to leave you for dead, we just assumed there was some sort of veteran's association to help you.
:( :pirate: <-Represents a veteran, not a pirate |
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https://www.gpsworld.com/wp-content/...way-Labels.jpg But Jesus doesn't like it when people use such words in vain, so I urged them to instead call them JDARNs. Also call "hellfire missiles" "heckfire missiles". Well, one thing led to another, I failed to display tactical patience, and now we don't get along. Let's leave it at that. |
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