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Dr. Anthony J. Toole 11-04-2021 03:04 AM

Caption Contest #45
 
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More of a spot the difference with #42. Or what have you got?

Harsha Shah 11-04-2021 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1290971)
More of a spot the difference with #42. Or what have you got?

Yes, Mr. Toole, it is Harsha Shah here and I am replying you, yes. I am thinking that you are sending these wonderful caption contests but I am also wondering why you are always using only images that depict the story of the blind men and the elephant, yes? I am hoping that you are being familiar with this story. It is a story where blind men are meeting an elephant and trying to understand it. One is touching the tail and thinking that it is broom and another one is feeling the ears and thinking that they are umbrellas. Yes.

I am hoping that I am not offending you but here we are seeing three blind men and the planet on the background is the elephant. The three blind men are discussing the complex animal but they are so lost that they cannot even find it tp touch. Instead they are discussing the multifaceted issue of the elephant based on their thoughts while they have been losing touch of the actual thing. They are thinking that the suffering animals is something that you could be understanding based on the ridiculous notions of politics prestige and religion. It is sad and beautiful. Thank you very much for this important picture, Mr. Toole, and I am hoping that I was not offending you, yes.

handmaiden 11-04-2021 03:58 AM

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You keep bringing up the story about the Blind Guys and the Elephant. There are other stories, you know. I'm not from your curry-cursed part of the world, and even I have heard the story about the Baby Tiger Who gets Adopted By Goats. Why don't you tell that one and see if you can painfully shoehorn it into our discussions on the Bible?

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 11-04-2021 04:16 AM

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For once, poor Harsha may be 33% correct with her ever-fresh tale of the blind men touching the animal organs. Joe Biden is effectively blind since it's always nap time or past his 7pm bedtime. Look at him - he's barely able to stand up without the helpers holding his hands.

Unfalsifiable 11-04-2021 09:00 PM

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"We made them all wear masks!"

Dennis Lukes 11-04-2021 09:07 PM

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Joanna Lytton-Vasey 11-04-2021 09:18 PM

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"Hey guys - what shall we do now we're all awake?"

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/...eg?imwidth=960

Didymus Much 11-04-2021 09:56 PM

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Joe: "...and to pay for it all, we're going to tax TF out of the rich."


Boris: "Huh? We're going to what now?"

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 11-05-2021 06:42 AM

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An American, a Brit and a foreigner walk into a bar. The American orders a whisky, the Brit says make mine a double. The end.

The Attention Seeker Jen 12-03-2021 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1290971)
More of a spot the difference with #42. Or what have you got?



The Scarecrow, the Tinman and the Cowardly Lion. If only they had a brain!


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