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Cranky Old Man 08-18-2010 10:20 PM

Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Eric Schmidt, sent to earth by satan to use Google to destroy our innocent children, stopped pretending not to be evil a long long while ago. Specializing in stolen information based privacy destroying blackmailing, he suggests the only way to escape the evils of Google is to change your name :o.

But, evil always succeeds in becoming even worse. Today Eric Schmidt openly admitted he wants to replace God with Google!
Quote:

I actually think most people don't want Google to answer their questions. They want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.
So Google wants us to stop using the Holy Bible to guide our lives and switch to Google instead! :fear2:

The face of pure evil:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/m...t_1512509c.jpg

Felicity 08-18-2010 10:28 PM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
@Cranky Old Man I am glad my father does not allow me to use Google! :innocent:

Sister Christina 08-18-2010 10:33 PM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
What an outrage. All googlers will surely burn in the Eternal Fire of Hell. :sinner:

Ye shall observe to do therefore as the LORD your God hath commanded you: ye shall not turn aside to the right hand or to the left. Ye shall walk in all the ways which the LORD your God hath commanded you, that ye may live, and that it may be well with you, and that ye may prolong your days in the land which ye shall possess.
Deuteronomy 5:32-33

Pastor Isaac Peters 08-19-2010 12:18 AM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Once they got into fag-enabling, they launched themselves down the slippery slope toward ever more extreme forms of God-mocking.

BelieverInGod 08-19-2010 02:34 AM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
I read the article, and I'm not quite sure why children should be allowed to escape their past.

If you have pictures of your pot farm, and your drug dealing friends, and whatever other sordid details out there, then why should you be allowed to change your name to escape it? Should we allow murders to change their names? What about child molesters?

Lisa H 08-19-2010 02:52 AM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Google is evil and everything must be done to stop them. Satan must be behind Google and using it to try and collect peoples souls.

At least there are some police officers trying to prevent this satanic company for collecting information.

http://i960.photobucket.com/albums/a.../googlecop.jpg

Sidoain 08-19-2010 03:26 AM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Google cannot tell me what to do because i control it.

Pastor Ezekiel 08-19-2010 03:32 AM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidoain (Post 582747)
Google cannot tell me what to do because i control it.

That's what they want you to think, boy. But don't worry because Jesus is going to return long before Google can damage your brain, and He's going to send all of Cannuckistan to hell. :sinner:

Nobar King 08-19-2010 03:37 AM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Did you know that Google posts pictures of YOUR HOUSE on the internets? They violated my privacy!

Levi Jones 08-19-2010 05:56 AM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
I often wonder if Google is the Beast spoken of in Revelation. It seems so harmless, so everything is free! I can't help but feel the price for using it is an eternity in hell.

I can't help but wonder if Satan reads off all the searches unsaved trash and false Christians made.


"Gay midget porn"
"Trannie sex"
1 Timothy 3:2
Girl on donkey
I am a jealous god cursing generations.
Damasus
Cream Pie
Bible He that is wounded in the stones
strapon girls
I hate God's enemies

WilliamJenningsBryan 08-19-2010 08:58 AM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa H (Post 582729)
Google is evil and everything must be done to stop them. Satan must be behind Google and using it to try and collect peoples souls.

At least there are some police officers trying to prevent this satanic company for collecting information.

http://i960.photobucket.com/albums/a.../googlecop.jpg


That looks like one of those Prius' – a nemesis possession for any True Christian™, reason enough to dump Google.

Mr fool 08-22-2010 07:02 AM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Quote:

I actually think most people don't want Google to answer their questions. They want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.
Google has nothing with the bible or christianity to do.
That's just a bad commercial in my opinion that doesn't make sense.
Google is a search engine where you find the things on the internet you wants.
So how would google telling me what to do next when i have found my link? It makes no sense.


NOTE: in the quote he says ''i actually think'' so he's just guessing.

Lisa H 08-22-2010 07:18 AM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr fool (Post 584815)
Google has nothing with the bible or christianity to do.
That's just a bad commercial in my opinion that doesn't make sense.
Google is a search engine where you find the things on the internet you wants.
So how would google telling me what to do next when i have found my link? It makes no sense.


NOTE: in the quote he says ''i actually think'' so he's just guessing.

You have been conned by Google. The links it gives you are the ones they want you to look at. Have you not noticed a google search always has suggested searches, related items and adverts for the things to buy based on your search.

Cranky Old Man 08-22-2010 01:42 PM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr fool (Post 584815)
That's just a bad commercial in my opinion that doesn't make sense.

You do your name right. It's not a commercial, it is something the CEO of Google really believes!

SUV 08-22-2010 01:59 PM

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What's the diff? Christ! There is none!!!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/m...t_1512509c.jpg http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...jim-bakker.jpg (< false Prophet Jim Bakker)

Actually, I doubt the Salvation of any "Christian" who would have ever used a service named.....Google :bad:

proteastantguy 08-22-2010 02:45 PM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 582608)
Eric Schmidt, sent to earth by satan to use Google to destroy our innocent children, stopped pretending not to be evil a long long while ago. Specializing in stolen information based privacy destroying blackmailing, he suggests the only way to escape the evils of Google is to change your name :o.

But, evil always succeeds in becoming even worse. Today Eric Schmidt openly admitted he wants to replace God with Google! So Google wants us to stop using the Holy Bible to guide our lives and switch to Google instead! :fear2:

The face of pure evil:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/m...t_1512509c.jpg

Ok that is scary.

Ilove4chan 08-27-2010 10:31 AM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Google knows more than god so shouldn't we listen to google?

TravisDK 08-27-2010 10:56 AM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ilove4chan (Post 588195)
Google knows more than god so shouldn't we listen to google?

What kind of rubbish is that? Blespheme :fear2:

John 3:20
For if our heart condemn us, God is greater than our heart, and knoweth all things.

GenericComrade 08-27-2010 11:40 AM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 582608)
Today Eric Schmidt openly admitted he wants to replace God with Google! So Google wants us to stop using the Holy Bible to guide our lives and switch to Google instead!

If you read the link; The Google CEO was simply noting that a lot of young users have voluntarily released their information on Facebook.

You know what Facebook is right? Facebook isn't Google, nor is it owned by Google.

Quote:

They want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.
The actual quote from the Google CEO above isn't related to Facebook. Nor is it related to God.

And from the article, it's terribly out of context. If you think about what the purpose of Google (or Yahoo, Windows Live, etc) you can see what he's trying to say.

Just like how a book in a library can help you make a decision, a search on Google (linking to this forum for example) can help you become closer to God.

Another common example; you want directions to somewhere; you'd probably use Google Maps (or Yahoo Maps) to help you make a decision. It's not telling you how to live your life.

You want to complain about search Engines? Learn about search engines in China; and that's something worth starting a controversial argument over.

Lisa H 08-27-2010 12:03 PM

Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GenericComrade (Post 588213)
If you read the link; The Google CEO was simply noting that a lot of young users have voluntarily released their information on Facebook.

You know what Facebook is right? Facebook isn't Google, nor is it owned by Google.

The actual quote from the Google CEO above isn't related to Facebook. Nor is it related to God.

And from the article, it's terribly out of context. If you think about what the purpose of Google (or Yahoo, Windows Live, etc) you can see what he's trying to say.

Just like how a book in a library can help you make a decision, a search on Google (linking to this forum for example) can help you become closer to God.

Another common example; you want directions to somewhere; you'd probably use Google Maps (or Yahoo Maps) to help you make a decision. It's not telling you how to live your life.

You want to complain about search Engines? Learn about search engines in China; and that's something worth starting a controversial argument over.

You have been taken in by evil Google. Stop using it before you start your way to Hell.


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