Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts
Lately the unsaved trash who invade our forum to persecute us have started using a new tactic: posting pornography, aka pron. While the most obvious examples are quickly deleted with a simple mouse-click, the forces of darkness have gotten clever enough to try infiltration tactics - sneaking the porn in, under the radar.
Since this is the men's only forum, I should be able to post examples without accidentally tramatizing anyone, but just in case....IF YOU ARE FEMALE OR UNDER THE AGE OF 30 LEAVE THIS THREAD NOW! If not, scroll down.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Okay, here is an example of infiltration porn: http://www.china-manufacturer-direct...tue-sm-006.jpg Now, It certainly looks to me like an underage male positioning himself for a sodomizing of his mother, but of course it is open to some interpretation. However, one thing we can all agree upon is that this image contains a "post-pubescent female breast". Which is the definition of pornography under the soon-to-be-passed "Child Online Protection Act". (Go ahead and read the bill for yourself). See SEC. 231, 6B " Quote:
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With 100,000 dollars in fines and civil penalties, plus the 6 months in jail, that adds up to us having to spend ten million dollars and 50 years in jail. Suddenly all these pictures of naked cherubs and boys with bulges in their shorts all makes sense, doesn't it? Now, because the Child Online Protection Act is not in effect yet, these porn attacks have no effect on us. We just take half a second clicking the delete button and that's that. When the act goes into effect, we will hire 24-hour porn-catchers (The chinese are very cost-effective at this) and/or require a credit card number from people who wish to read the forum. As for the question of what to do about statues and paintings that contain post-pubescent female breasts, we have already begun a program to file down and/or repaint the breasts in question to become pubescent female breasts. Venus Di Milo, by the way, has far more artistic merit as a 13-year old girl than as a post-pubescent woman. So don't get me wrong: I am 100% in favor of the Child Online Protection Act. All these claims that we're invading privacy is nonsense, and the Bush administration will prove it once they've managed to sue Google into reveiling what you've all be entering into search engines: Quote:
Thus the Republican Party will prove that any child could find him or herself looking at online filth just by innocently typing (for example) “pregnant shemale amputee midgets drowning in semen” into a Google window. It probably happens all the time, for school projects and whatnot, and just think about what that seemingly innocuous search could lead to! I for one am happy to be alive at a time when the government wants to view information about our online habits, when they’re not even trying to prosecute a crime. They need to subpoena Google in order to prove that people use the Internet for porn, in order to shore up their case for re-passing that bill that the ultra-liberal Supreme Court absurdly called a violation of privacy. This is going to work so well we won't even need to complete that legislation to to remove the letters E, S, and X from keyboards sold to minors. |
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And that porn is everywhere. I was looking for a bikini for my 13 year old wife, and found several sites that were just thousands of pictures of these 12 to 18 year old girls in bikini's. Some had other pictures of girls with nothing on. And now these trolls of the internet are invading here. Like a true christian male would go gaga over some little 13 year olds small succulent breasts. Do they know we are immune to such temptresses.
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Brother Jeb does bring up some interesting dilemmas when it comes to protecting our young. I remember some years ago the Lezbeans got their boxer shorts (and kick start vibrators) all twisted because some software prohibited the word "breast" from searches (http://www.scu.edu/ethics/publicatio...cybersmut.html). They felt that it prevented young girls from getting information about breast cancer (ignoring the fact that only men can reliably perform such inspections).
More recently there arose a controversy amongst the LoL (Ladies of Landover) as to whether some alleged pre-pubescent female breasts had been artificially augmented to look like post-pubescent female breasts. Needless to say, the pictures had all been deleted before the Pastors had a chance to render a proper opinion in the matter (*). (*)This has caused no small trouble on my part looking in to the SQL data bases and attempting to retrieve the ext3 inodes from the filing system. (Note to self: check with Brother Deaner - they may still be in his browser cache). |
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Good day brother and PRAISE JESUS! 13 already? That marriage of yours is bright in my memory as if it was yesterday (by the way, beautiful sermon if I recall correctly) time flies. PRAY TO JESUS! p.s. you are getting kinky in your old age, it must be "for you", a bikini is a bit too unclad for any other moment of a TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN |
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( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) theres some boobs. go ahead and call the police you freaks. |
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Thus your attempt at a porn attack has failed. |
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I'm sorry..what? 13 yo.. wife.. ?? I'm missing something here.... pics or it didn't happened since she is 13 yo, she has no post-pubescent breasts, so accordingly to that guy over there, that wouldn't be considered porn, right? if so, bring forth the 13 yo girl breasts! |
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c'mon, I love me some nice pair of hands clasped together in front my face praying to the Lord!
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1 Timothy 2:11-15 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing. 1 Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands. Quote:
Why is it that all you perverts are so interested in Brother Warrior's new wife? :glare: |
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Several varieties of keyboard breast as well!
*Which have been edited because we don't need any more of your childish nonsense. |
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By the way, I assume your in the US, I know it is damned early in the US at the moment, perhaps you spend too much time on your forum... |
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No, with parent's consent a girl can marry at 13 in many places.
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Perhaps you spend too much time steeped in sin? Perhaps you should read the Holy Bible and ask Jesus to enter your heart! :thumbsup: I'll say a prayer for you right now. |
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Thanks for your concern, but I sadly am not on your happy continent at the moment, so I've just had a great nights sleep.
When I need entertainment I would rather read George Carlin or a Stephen King book. So the girl technically can have no say in the marriage, fun. I imagine that is great for her. Would technically be rape if she was having sexual activites with the man because she is not willingly taking part in the activity, but her parents having decided for her. |
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My youngest Wife is now 12 years old.
Girls where I come from start making young Martyrs for Allah (pigs be upon him) as soon as they are able. You people are so backward. |
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