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Elmer G. White 04-27-2020 07:52 AM

Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
While the Unsaved are this very moment struggling with the Corona virus aka Covid-19 plague (sent to them by Jesus), we must gradually return to business as usual and assess the Real® peril that threatens us and Jesus. Sodomy, known by some atheists as male homosexuality, better known by its victims as Anal Rape.

The homosexual agenda is using the cover of the Corona virus to develop and distribute products that would under normal circumstances be stopped by your friendly neighborhood Baptist Bible-Believing Pastor. Now, with tens of thousands dying of the Corona plague, the attention of the God-Fearing Americans is on the pandemic and the sodomites swarm unattended. If we look at the map with the Covid cases we can see that it is indeed sad to see tens of thousand of sinners succumbing. Still, most of the country remains unblemished to Jesus.
https://i.postimg.cc/0Nj6BS1v/corona...Jumbo-v289.png

But if we then look at the map (below) depicting homosexual marriage, we can see what the Real™ danger is. Sodomy.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...States.svg.png

Now our children are in eternal peril, as a Swedish company called "Two Dads" has launched a brand of juices (suspicious) and cereals aimed at children. The name of the company clearly indicates that the Gay Agenda is at the bottom if this endeavor.

https://twodads.fi/sites/default/fil...?itok=OYwSmE2Y

A happy child frolicking with an antropomorphic creature of homosexual tendencies. Their most popular product is called "Cacao boom".

https://twodads.fi/sites/default/fil...?itok=Ix2Tpt6Q
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Wholegrain and high-fiber cacao and banana breakfast cereals made from arctic wholegrain wheat and wholegrain rye.

Ingredients
Wholegrain wheat flour, wholegrain rye flour, wheat flour, sugar, banana powder (3,2 %), cacao powder (2,2 %), starch syrup, rape oil, salt, natural aroma.
Let us take a closer look at one detail.
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rape oil
Rape. Oil. Lubricant to make penetration easier. Apparently, the schemers know their Bible and wish to extend to Godly order of marrying one's rapist to altar boy violations.

Deuteronomy 22:29
Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


https://i.postimg.cc/5Np2Wt32/80ffa8...080b-w-960.jpg

The designers of this plot can be seen above. Clearly, a same-sexual couple and, even worse, a mixed marriage.

Ezra 9:12Now therefore give not your daughters unto their sons, neither take their daughters unto your sons, nor seek their peace or their wealth for ever: that ye may be strong, and eat the good of the land, and leave [it] for an inheritance to your children for ever.

Any child that consumes these products will be scrutinized by Jesus, with expected consequences:

Revelation 2:23
And
I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.


Let us all unite in our Real Struggle©, the one against Sin and Sodomy. The Corona Incident is in Good Hands with President Donald Trump! His guidance will minimize the number of deaths and ensure the continued care of the un-privileged with first class health care and distribution of latest high-quality data. It is time we once again tackled the most burning issue of rape oil (anal) being marketed to our children!

https://media.upworthy.mattersmedia....4110675712.jpg


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 04-27-2020 08:49 AM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White (Post 1267881)
Now our children are in eternal peril, as a Swedish company called "Two Dads" has launched a brand of juices (suspicious) and cereals aimed at children. The name of the company clearly indicates that the Gay Agenda is at the bottom if this endeavor.

This is shocking, but unsurprising. The Swiss will do anything to turn a buck.
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Wholegrain and high-fiber cacao and banana breakfast cereals made from arctic wholegrain wheat and wholegrain rye.
The symbolism of inserting bananas into chocolate cereal is not even subtle, is it? :angry:

Romeo Rovagnati 04-27-2020 08:37 PM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
No surprise, we of the Catholic Church (the true Church) knew all along that cereals were evil. Let's looka at who invented them: Kellogg.


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John Harvey Kellogg (February 26, 1852 – December 14, 1943) was an American medical doctor, nutritionist, inventor, health activist, anti-masturbation advocate, and businessman. He was the director of the Battle Creek Sanitarium in Battle Creek, Michigan. The sanitarium was founded by members of the Seventh-day Adventist Church.

And, what kind of doctrines the Seventh-day Adventist Church teaches?



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Adventists are known for presenting a "health message" that advocates vegetarianism

Vegetarianism is against the scripture, of course, remember what St. Paul told us about it. There is no doubt that eating Corn Flakes is no different than eating Seitan :devil:.


Remember to always protect the children by taking them to a trustworthy clergy.

Johny Joe Hold 04-27-2020 10:08 PM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
This is outrageous. Are we going to have "THREE DADS" cereal next?

Breakfast food boxes sit on the table for a while during breakfast. Wouldn't it be great if they had scripture and warnings about sin on them so children would see that for several minutes everyday? Even a simple message like "Homerism leads to Hell" might save thousands of souls.

Cranky Old Man 04-27-2020 11:36 PM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
A marriage is between an man and a woman. It's no fun for the man. It's pure suffering to have a woman yapping at your ears your entire life. The sex needed to make children is horrible as well.

These lazy ass gays trying to avoid women are, understandably, trying to avoid all this. They will get what they deserve though: eternal damnation to the fires of Hell. Adam didn't give up his rib for nothing. Woman are made to be used!

Alvin Moss 04-29-2020 10:57 PM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
I think this is a cynical attempt to sell yet another breakfast cereal that has too much sugar and no raisins. The manufacturers of these worthless cereals have tried to sell it to everyone else- now they are after the homosexuals.

Johny Joe Hold 04-30-2020 12:24 AM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
And, here's another one. The term "fruit" has referred to homer men since I don't know when. It's no surprise then when Kellogg came out with a product aimed at these homers.


https://www.bing.com/th?id=OP.6qFyij...&h=160&qlt=100https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_(slang)

MitzaLizalor 04-30-2020 11:41 AM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1267882)
The Swiss will do anything to turn a buck.

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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss (Post 1267952)
I think this is a cynical attempt to sell yet another breakfast cereal that has too much sugar and no raisins.

Interestingly the breakfast cereals having no sugar but plenty of raisins & nuts & figs & spelt & kamut & quinoa & jojoba & kief & freekah & linseed & farro etc., etc., often originate in Switzerland. Can we expect plastic toys now, injecting cerealism to the masses as suggested via adverts and billboards catchy jingles?


WWJDnow 05-02-2020 08:33 AM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
Let's not forget that Lucky Charms promotes witchcraft to our children. And they use that stupid gay rainbow to do it!

https://i.postimg.cc/TwZqNBkz/cereal.jpg

Johny Joe Hold 05-02-2020 09:22 PM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
Some years back Kellogg started imagery promoting homerism. In Tony the Tiger one can see the slim hips and sinewy muscles that make homer men go crazy. Selling homerism is one of the worst commercial sins on the planet.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped..._mascot%29.jpg

MitzaLizalor 05-03-2020 06:02 AM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
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Satan's co-opted rainbow (with the wrong number of stripes,
six instead of seven arranged evenly either side of green) on
a cereal packet was bad enough – but what are those things
(above) supposed to be?

Curious_Lad 05-05-2020 07:44 AM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
This seems more like they're referencing the myth of Leprechauns.

Elmer G. White 05-05-2020 07:58 AM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
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Originally Posted by Curious_Lad (Post 1268080)
This seems more like they're referencing the myth of Leprechauns.

Dear Sinner,

For you it may seem that this is about Celtic mythology recycled, but in fact it is much more sinister. These "Two dads" are trying to re-invent the myth of Zeus and Ganymede and make intergenerational sodomy first acceptable, then the norm and eventually obligatory by seducing the young youth with these cereals (as depicted in the statue below).

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZu1VYfWkAA1ibw.jpg

This is, obviously, irrational as the ancient Greek "gods" were, in fact, just demons luring attractive youths into the sodomistic antics.

1 Corinthians 8:6
But to us [there is but] one God, the Father, of whom [are] all things, and we in him; and one Lord Jesus Christ, by whom [are] all things, and we by him.

It is with great sadness that we witness how this is all happening again while the focus of the world in on peripheral issues, such as corona plagues.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Alvin Moss 05-05-2020 03:06 PM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1268027)
Attachment 29041 . . . Attachment 29042 . . . Attachment 29043
Satan's co-opted rainbow (with the wrong number of stripes,
six instead of seven arranged evenly either side of green) on
a cereal packet was bad enough – but what are those things
(above) supposed to be?


I believe that those objects have been included to begin to normalize the idea of using disco drugs like the LSD and other drugs which are disguised and presented as a sort of candy.

Alvin Moss 05-05-2020 03:15 PM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
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Originally Posted by Curious_Lad (Post 1268080)
This seems more like they're referencing the myth of Leprechauns.


Hailing from godless California, you are assaulted by a constant stream of propaganda designed to make you think the homosexual lifestyle is normal. Thus, you are unable to detect the deceitful lies which are presented as normal behavior. As Christians, we here are on to the sly tricks of the Devil's people and we cannot be fooled. In time, you may learn enough here to bring you to Jesus and save you from the plague of homosexuality that most Californians are doomed to embrace. Only through a personal relationship with Jesus may you reach salvation and avoid the steaming hot tubs of Hell, which burn with unquenchable fire fed by the lusts of the damned.

Johny Joe Hold 05-13-2020 09:15 PM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
The homer indoctrination of children through breakfast foods has been going on for generations. Way back there was a threesome of homers on the boxes of Rice Crispy Cereal. They were named Snap, Crackle and Pop. The names were meant to hint at gay organism.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped..._design%29.jpg

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson 05-22-2020 08:35 PM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
My sons are off with my father hunting, and so he game permission to enjoy some time here. I've been doing all the food shopping and have never seen such horrid things. Time to go pray that sodomy will never touch my family because I would not want them to have to be put to death and eternal hellfire. "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:13

Isabella White 05-22-2020 09:02 PM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1268526)
The homer indoctrination of children through breakfast foods has been going on for generations. Way back there was a threesome of homers on the boxes of Rice Crispy Cereal. They were named Snap, Crackle and Pop. The names were meant to hint at gay organism.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped..._design%29.jpg

Oh, yes, this is so very true, dear Brother Mayor Hold. But ... that was then. This is now. You will see in the photo below how things have become so much more terribly permissive these days, thanks to those LIE-beral, Demonrat people. It's always the same old thing with them: they say they want "this", but then when they get it, they end up demanding "this, that, and the other!"

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson (Post 1268812)
My sons are off with my father hunting, and so he game permission to enjoy some time here. I've been doing all the food shopping and have never seen such horrid things. Time to go pray that sodomy will never touch my family because I would not want them to have to be put to death and eternal hellfire. "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:13

Dear Mrs. Johnson: Oh, how I know exactly what you mean, Dear. But what you need to do is to pray constantly. Pray, pray, pray, and when you think you've done enough of it, just pray some more!

I Thessalonians 5:16-18:
16 Rejoice evermore.
17 Pray without ceasing.
18 In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.

Now, then, before you view the photo below, kindly ensure that your kiddies are out of the room. I include this photo only as an example of the method in which the devil has progressed from using cartoon characters of three elves on a box of cereal.

Johny Joe Hold 05-26-2020 12:33 AM

Re: Forget the Corona Virus: New Gay Cereals Lead to Sodomy
 
Instead of promoting homerism, why not promote the great U.S.A.? Uncle Sam made a cereal just for that purpose:


https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.X...5&pid=3.1&rm=2


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