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Johny Joe Hold 06-03-2019 04:13 PM

Archbishop in Ireland: Tone Down Gangland Funerals
 
When a Catholic gang leader dies, they hold a huge funeral. Lots of priests pray for their souls and money is quietly transferred to Catholic coffers.

Now an Archbishop in Ireland thinks the huge press coverage of priests praying over crooks is bad publicity. He is telling priests to tone them down a little.

The Archbishop should remember his own priests have been chasing choir boys for a long time. That gangster laid out in his silk suit might be one of the best Catholics the church buries.

And there is the Bible. In Ephesians 4:7 God tells us sins are to be forgiven. Same in John 3:17.

There is an old sayings that should apply here, "Charity begins at home." And God tells us in Matthew 7:1,"Judge not least you be judged."

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/soci..._latest_digest

Dennis Lukes 06-03-2019 10:31 PM

Re: Archbishop in Ireland: Tone Down Gangland Funerals
 
Al Capone. Pablo Escobar. Whitey Bulger. John Gotti. El Chapo. What do these men have in common? That's right, they were all Catholics who took their orders from the Pope. Virtually all organized crime figures have been either Catholics or Jews. Name ONE True Christian™ mobster. You can't, because they don't exist. We follow God's rules. The only rule for a Catholic is "There are no rules." They can do whatever they want as long as they confess it to their priest afterwards. That's what they believe, at least. Jesus will have his revenge on them all!

Isabella White 06-03-2019 10:43 PM

Re: Archbishop in Ireland: Tone Down Gangland Funerals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1252716)
When a Catholic gang leader dies, they hold a huge funeral. Lots of priests pray for their souls and money is quietly transferred to Catholic coffers.

Now an Archbishop in Ireland thinks the huge press coverage of priests praying over crooks is bad publicity. He is telling priests to tone them down a little.

The Archbishop should remember his own priests have been chasing choir boys for a long time. That gangster laid out in his silk suit might be one of the best Catholics the church buries.

And there is the Bible. In Ephesians 4:7 God tells us sins are to be forgiven. Same in John 3:17.

There is an old sayings that should apply here, "Charity begins at home." And God tells us in Matthew 7:1,"Judge not least you be judged."

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/soci..._latest_digest

Oh, my word and honor, Brother Hold! The article states that the Archbishop (a fancy name for "diddler") wants the "funerals to be toned down". Toned down? To what? A smaller choir for the service?

Give me strength. It's just another poor attempt at fooling people into thinking the Cathyolicks are showing concern. What's next from that society of heretics? Admitting that purgatory is THEIR invention?

A blessed day to you, dear Brother Hold.
Sincerely, Isabella W.

Johny Joe Hold 06-04-2019 03:20 AM

Re: Archbishop in Ireland: Tone Down Gangland Funerals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Isabella White (Post 1252752)
wants the "funerals to be toned down". Toned down? To what? A smaller choir for the service?
A blessed day to you, dear Brother Hold.
Sincerely, Isabella W.

Toned down to what was my question also, Sister Isabella. Does the Arch Bishop want the Catholic man all dressed up in a $1,000 silk suit carried on a pickup truck?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx5te3VkTtQ
https://i.ytimg.com/an_webp/sx5te3Vk...za_kpG91ZDJQUQ

Isabella White 06-04-2019 03:50 PM

Re: Archbishop in Ireland: Tone Down Gangland Funerals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1252762)
Toned down to what was my question also, Sister Isabella. Does the Arch Bishop want the Catholic man all dressed up in a $1,000 silk suit carried on a pickup truck?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx5te3VkTtQ
https://i.ytimg.com/an_webp/sx5te3Vk...za_kpG91ZDJQUQ

That's so very true, dear Brother Hold! And why do those Cathyolick priests all have to look like they raided their mother's closets, wearing gowns and fancy, high hats? And then there are those cardinals who wear lace tablecloths over their frocks, too!
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