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Hula Hoops promote promiscuosity in the easily impressionable youth of today.
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Also, hula Hoops only teach girls how to gyrate their hips, nothing more and nothing less. But your role as the parent is to explain that when she grows up, her main job will be gratifying her husband's sexual needs, and her husband's sexual needs only, so that he will be better motivated to insert his tallywacker in her cooter, so that she will get pregnant very often and give birth to many Lord's warriors who will fight for the Lord in overseas missions. It is your role as the Christian parent to make her understand that she will be saved in childbearing.
Of course she can get promiscous if you don't instill in her that promiscuosity is the road to Hell and if you don't explain what Hell is. |
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Sounds like your granddaughter is in more danger from you than all the rain forests and spotted owls in the world combined. Sadistic pervert. |
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Narrowpathy, do you think you have corrected my grammar? It is correct as it stands, you imbecile. All you have done is added an indefinite article to change "tallywacker" from plural to singular form. You are treading on thin ice. I suggest you choose your next words circumspectly.
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Stop beating your daughter and sexually assaulting your granddaughter and I'll stop calling you a sadistic pervert. |
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Regarding hula hoops, from what I have seen, they are awful things, that ought to be destroyed. I done seen one of our housekeeper's brats playing with one once, and I told my Daddy. I ain't sure what happened after that, except that the brat didn't seem to want to sit down for a long time. Thank God, I never saw the hula hoop again, though. |
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You are absolutely right. I apologize and will tithe extra to Landover this week. |
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Their family have been with us a long time, and they know how to be grateful, good, and obedient. Unlike you, Dances with goats. |
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Narrowpathy, twisting my words only makes you seem like a Liberal. That is THEIR tactic, not ours.
Now get Right, literally. |
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