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I am a good person in the eyes of my gods - since your god isn't one of them, I really don't care a rat's heinie what he thinks of me.
And at the risk of repeating myself, my place is any-piffleing-where I choose to be.

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So you're one of those sissy liebral hippies who believes in taking away discipline and drugging our children instead?
Spare the rod, spoil the child. I thank the Lord you did pull out your womanhood, for it sounds like you would be the unfit mother.

Fair warning, you and your sass-mouth are wearing out your welcome very fast. If you CHOOSE to be on this forum, CHOOSE to respect your hosts.

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I offer respect to those I deem worthy of it. LBC has not proven itself worthy.

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If you feel that way, I ain't sure why you're still here, sugar, excepting that you're here to troll. Jesus (and we) don't like trolls, sugar.

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Dear Marshall,

Your True Christian zealotry is most laudable. But pray, tell me what is sickening and perverse about that post of mine?
The passage from the Bible?
My mentioning of teething? My mentioning of Lord's warriors?
Talking of generosity of the True God?
Or the picture of the girl-child who is learning how to be an excellent sex object for her future beloved True Christian husband?

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I bet that you are contemptible even to other pedophiles. I also bet that you would molest children while they are still in the womb if it were possible. You are a depraved animal.

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Mr. Hatchet, that was a typo. Of course I love Paypal and I meant tithing, I probably made the mistake because our 'Slaves of Jesus' project has teething problems.
Anyway, do you want to send those damaged goods to me?

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I'd like to send my BANNED hammer to you. :angry:

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Dear Friends,

It's much worse than ever we feared.

Women have already started to participate in nude auto-erotic asphyxiation using hula hoops!

(BAB-bar added to shield Godly eyes from the horror that is the unclothed female form.)

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g3...inbob/hula.jpg

Yours in Him,
bab

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Sickening.
Who would have imagined a simple hoop of plastic could lead a woman to wanton nudity in a public place. It appalls and disgusts me.

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She's not nude - she's wearing boots.

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Quoted from Godly Conservapedia
"In Norse ("Viking") religion, Thor is the god of thunder. These old stories say he is the son of Odin and a giantess Iorth (Earth). Thor is described as having red hair and blue eyes. He is enormously strong, and he enjoys doing battle with evil giants. His special weapon is a magic hammer named Mjolnir that always hits whatever Thor throws it at, and then returns to his hand. The myths state that he makes thunder by riding across the tops of clouds in his chariot, which is drawn by two very large and aggressive goats. " :fear2:

Pa Eze, that hammer of yours reeks of neo-paganism. :thumbdown:

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Oh Yea, Narrow, I suppose next you'll be telling us all about Erik the Red and Harald Bluetooth and King Eyestein Fart.

I can't wait until Brother Prune Danish comes along to set you Straight about all this colorful (but scatalogical) mumbly-jumbly.

As if anyone could possibly Believe in "Vikings"

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I tried dancing with the hula hoop once. It wasn't very successful. Now I know better. I'd probably be more hesitant if I saw one today, after what I know now.

http://lh3.google.com/nobar.king2/R8...nobar-hula.jpg

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You need to be shot, No one deserves to be assualted like that

Here in Australia. If you would have done that you would have been sent to prison and Labled as a Pedophile. (Which to me you sound like you are)

I know if that was my wife and duaghter i wouldhave grabbed the pistol and blown your nuts off your body

Then i would have "made" you repent your "demonic faith" before ending your sorry excuse of a life.

Pedophiles... this religion is sounding worser by the second

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To what post are you referring to, or is it just that you like post whoring your gibberish crap

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It is fortunate that there are no hula hoops here in Egypt.

Well, if there are, we nomads never encounter them, anyways.

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I use a hula hoop as part of my daily fitness regimen.

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You dare to threaten me? Bring it, punk! You'll have to get through my angel bodyguards--when you're as righteous as I am, the Lord sends you personal protection--and if you accomplish that infeasible task, you will have to take me down, an equally infeasible task. I served our great country in the Korean War. After my entire platoon was wiped out, I attacked over 3,000 Korean soldiers with a potato peeler in one hand, and a KJV Bible in the other. When the dust cleared, not one gook was left standing. Do you think you frighten me?


Are you coming on to me, you diseased strumpet?

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Spinning hula-hoops is another common cause of back pain and it can also affect your other joints, ligaments and tendons.