His Unholiness calls for homosexual special privileges.
 

We know that the cat-licking cult has nothing to do with Biblically grounded True Christianity™, but now it looks as though Pope Francis the Talking Mule no longer wants even the pretense that the Roman institution follows the words of God.

Content warning: The New York Times

Why support any unions for sodomite "couples"? The Bible says what it says on the subject, not that Pope Grumpycat can be expected to care. Also, any distinct status for such "couples" means superior rights for sodomites; what else could it mean?

Re: His Unholiness calls for homosexual special privileges.
 

The Vatican has more queers on payroll than GLAAD, ACT UP, and FIFA combined. Just imagine how much of their already untaxed income they'll save by pairing up all of their priests in "civil unions" and having them file their taxes jointly. This is a financial scam and nothing more. Everybody already knows the Papists support same-sex child abuse.

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Homosexuals have a very important special privilege. They have a free one way ticket to HELL, courtesy of Jesus. Same as the Jews.

Re: His Unholiness calls for homosexual special privileges.
 

A shout out to you Catholics following our church. If ever there was a moment to leave sin behind and join Landover Baptist, it is now. Your own Pope has endorsed a sin that makes Jesus weep.

You will NEVER see Pastor Zeke endorsing a homer civil union or marriage. Ain't gonna happen.

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Oh, I'm afraid that those Cathyolick priests simply do not care, dear Brother Mayor Hold. They have heard of all sorts of warnings for centuries now, and yet they've managed to sneak through and avoid penalties, smelling like roses. It seems like any time there is a major scandal within their ranks, then a distractions occurs, and off they go -- ahead of the authorities once again.

Yes, it is no wonder that the blessed :lord-fancy: has shed so many tears, especially considering how He so selflessly shed his precious :blood: on Calvary's cross, and is now mocked by the people who claim to be :his: "first" Christians.

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Mark my words, if this goes through, pretty soon the Catholics will be sanctifying "committed relationships" between people and farm animals or household appliances. The Bible is very clear on this: a marriage involves one man and one or more women, all of the same race.

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Oh, yes, dear Brother Now -- how very true. The times in which we live are becoming increasingly terrible with each and every day. Your warning is the second such one that I've heard this week, concerning people marrying farm animals. Dear Mr. Frank Amedia gave a similar warning earlier a few days ago. In these, the last days before the return of the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy:, it's little wonder that such abominations are taking place!

I'll include Mr. Amedia's quote, and the link to the article:

"This is about morality. This is about same-sex marriage not being approved and blessed in this country. This is not about us changing genders into five and six different meanings now. Even sexual preference has all of a sudden been changed in the dictionary to where it’s offensive. How far do they want us to go? Wait until animalism becomes acceptable and somebody can marry a cow and have perverse sex with them. You think I’m laughing. That’s what’s going to come."

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progre...sex-with-cows/

If people start marrying their cows, then why not marry their household pet? I shudder to think of the day when someone will decide to marry darling Fluffy or Rover, but I fear that that day is upon us!

http://bluemercury.co.za/wp-content/...eddingsdog.jpg

And, if that is allowed, then what on Earth will be next? Why, someone has already decided to marry his toaster! Heaven help us all!

"Once upon a time, there was a man named Henry that married a toaster. Henry didn’t expect to marry a toaster. It all happened when he was dating this woman that had an obsession with avocado toast. Henry didn’t like avocado, toast, and this woman but he was always at her house."

https://www.reddit.com/r/shortstorie...ied_a_toaster/