Parental Alert! Sneaky new code words for teen sex!
Friends, I just wanted to give you all a "heads up" that if you hear your teen sons or daughters talking about going out for french fries or enjoying french fries, especially at night, they're actually making plans to have premarital sex.
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This is a sad reflection of how Satan can affect the American language for his own perverted, sexualised use.
Time was 'Rimming' simply meant a relaxing holiday in the Pacific. :angry: YIC |
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Dear Friends,
As we all know, the capacity of the lesbionic mind to derive satisfaction from the most morbid of sources (balloon doggies, for gosh sakes?) is only matched by their insatiable lust for underaged girls. In the newest, and to my mind, most deadly assault by the Sapphic sisters on young Christian women, these perverts have been encouraging girls to insert batteries into their cooters for "the tingle." Starting with hearing aid batteries, practicioners of this bizarre fetish work their way up, through AAA, AA, A, and finally to C or even D batteries. This is not limited to the bedroom! Tingle addicts keep their power supplies inserted throughout the day, to give them that extra boost which women of average attractiveness can get just from the attention of men. In short, DO NOT LET YOUR GIRLS HAVE FREE ACCESS TO BATTERIES! While lil Susy may have a perfectly innocent-sounding explanation for why she needs 3 AAA batteries, the sad fact in this day and age is that she's very likely to be jamming them where they can do only evil. Accuse her and see if you can get a confession -- she might lead you into the heart of the dykish conspiracy! (Per our informant, when a lesbian first commits battery on the girl, they call that being "coppertopped.") For God's sake, before you come home to find your wife strapped onto a golf cart motor, fight the tingle! Yours in Him, bab :innocent: |
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There's a a dreadful one all parents vigilant against sodomy should be alert for:
LMAO - lick my a** out. Dreadful! |
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This is terrible just terrible! Kids shouldn't be going out anyways. They need to read there KJV 1611, and only date to get married, and make soldiers of christ! I see so many atheist homers trying too date, and do disgusting things to each other. Read Psalm 14:1 ! Premarital sex will send you straight to hell, and atheists only have sex before marriage see Psalm 14:1
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