The Song of Alejandra
 

Some of you may not be familiar with the rather obscure story of Jesus and Alejandra. The LORD GOD reminded me of it moments ago and inspired this song. Praise with me as you read its touching lines. (This song should not be misconstrued as having anything to do with current elections or anything. It's from God.)


The Song of Alejandra
by Jesus and BrotherLarry


1.


There is a senora mas bonita en el mondo
And with Jesus she has such a special bondo
She has respect for deities like God
And in her life she shouts liberidad


CHORUS:


Oh Alejandra how perfecto is your form
You make the angels feel so safe secure and warm
When angeles see your hair so dark and thick
They don't even seem to care you're Hispanic
Oh Alejandra come and bless us with your abilidad
So no one here below has to feel so sad.


2.


When Jesus turned your life around in todo
He said "This woman certainly is no dodo."
Though your story wasn't told by mi nana
It is certain that with God, you will gana!

Re: The Song of Alejandra
 

Brother Larry. I respect you. I really do. However, your song isn’t in complete American and I had to use ChristWords to translate it all. Are you really hoping that this Larguez loser overtakes Mister Johnny Joe Hold? I am confused and if this is true, a bit saddened.

Re: The Song of Alejandra
 

Larguez who? I don't know what you mean.
Am I not a True Christian™? Did I not say it had nothing to do with any elections?


I am the one who is confused and saddened at your lack of faith in me and therefore in the inspiration of the LORD JESUS. I hope you'll pray.

Re: The Song of Alejandra
 

I misread. I thought it referred to Alejandra Larguez who is trying to win the election. That said, it’s still not all in American. Speaking mexicant gets me riled up ever since a few years ago. Can’t explain it or why. Just does.