The Last Supper Was Not a Catholic Fish Fry
Every Easter season I get disgusted reading about Catholics stuffing their faces with fried fish while pretending to be grateful to Jesus. I mean, Jesus suffered and died. It seems like Catholics could do something more meaningful than a fish fry.
There are about 20 fish fries without a few minutes of Freehold. I encourage all of us here at Landover Baptist to honor Jesus by boycotting these disgusting events. https://www.dmdiocese.org/news/news-fish-fry-dinners https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=OIP.ysf...95&w=148&h=118 |
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The whole idea of fish is abhorrent when it comes to remembering The Lord, The Last Supper, and the Incident with the Cross.
The Lord told people how to catch fish and he handed out fish with bread - I can't recall his eating fish. I for one cannot imagine Jesus ordering fish for the last supper – especially has he mentions meat several times – and the Catholics, as usual, misunderstand this, but not in a way that is indicative of fish. Back in the day, the Catholic Church ordained that heron and beavers were fish – perhaps we could organize beaver- and heronburger dinners to remind them or their errors. (Mind you, no priests would come – they don’t seem interested in beavers.) |
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I would have to say that Donald Trump is trending here. There's no better way to celebrate the Bounty of our Lord than a fast-food buffet served with candle light.
"Bless us, O Lord, and these Thy gifts which we are about to receive, through Thy bounty through Christ our Lord we pray, and for our daily bread through these buns and the cow flatulence that warms the earth, and for making the heads of the LIEberals spin as we receive Thy bounty. Amen." Attachment 27777 |
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Today, Maundy Thursday, is one of my favorite days. We always celebrate The Last Supper and this year, now that the youngest twins are 2, we won't need to invite any outsiders to the table. Little Thomas (10 months) is of course still too young to take part. If we are blessed with one more son, then that will make the full twelve and in a couple of years little Hannah and I can remove ourselves from the table (where we currently make up the numbers) and dedicate ourselves to serving.
The children draw straws for who will be Judas, and after dinner we go to a remote part of the garden to reenact the betrayal. Mr husband, of course, takes the role of Our Lord. The scene of Jesus's arrest will not be reenacted again, though, following the unfortunate incident last year when Nathanael (then aged 5) brought a real sword to the proceedings and decided that a passing gardener was Malchus. I am so looking forward to it: it's such a hands-on way to teach the little ones. :thumbsup: |
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Firstly, the layered bacon/salami/ham slices dunked in a cheese batter and deep fried makes a lovely alternative to fish. Secondly, the crispy deep fried stuffed frog. Papists would probably reject both of these and it's important to refrain from every appearance of evil so an ideal choice. For refreshment I've found this lovely dark hued infusion, an aniseed wine reminding us of the hours of darkness when Christ hung there and died. Several variants are available to choose from. Jesus did not just die, however. He was tormented. Blood ran out of His body mixed with water and we need to remember that because if His blood did not run out onto the dirt there could be no remission of sin. To remind us of this I'll recommend a well matured Madiran vintage commemorating His blood combined with one of the Irouléguy whites. These three (or similar) together over ice is the perfect digestif to follow. Catholics mock Christ at every opportunity. Just read The Bible to see what He detests: that's exactly what they do. For this reason I would never consume fish at Easter. Wherever their garbage is promoted, you will never see me there. It's such a bad witness, imagine someone deciding to leave what they'd almost certainly been indoctrinated into and turning to you for help. "But if the pope's message is so wrong," they may say (or think, more likely) "why were you there? Why did you kowtow to their pagan traditions?" There are some other recipes, too. I hope these suggestions are useful, anyway. |
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My dear sister Agatha got a call from one of her friends in that God-forsaken Toronto today. Being it's Good Friday and all, one of the churches there was holding its annual Good Friday Procession through the streets of an Italian district. Esmerelda told Aggie that due to the bad weather, they did not get much of a crowd out to see the disgusting display, which is too bad considering I'm sure the :lord-fancy: would love to have struck them with lightning bolts for so shamelessly parading statues through the streets. After this week's Holy fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, wouldn't you think those Cathyolicks would accept that :god-fancy: is fed up with them all? Here is a very brief clip, if you can stand watching it. And if you'll watch until the very end, you will see that Godless homersexualistic-supporting Prime Minister Trudeau, trying to win votes from a Jewish group. It's one thing for Good Friday to remind us :true-fancy: believers of the sacrifice that the good :lord-fancy: did for us, but it's just terrible when those self-serving politicians use the occasion as a chance to boost their hopes in upcoming elections. A blessed Good Friday to you, dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W. |
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I celebrated Good Friday with pork (roasted and smoked over open fire), rice with seafood, corn with cheese, pisco sour, maracuya juice, cappuccino coffee, and some sweets (picarones, local name for elephant ears, and alfajores, which are a sort of cookies). And that was just lunch! I must admit, Messicans in the ungodly South America know how to celebrate Jesus' temporary death, there are so many stands with delicious food, desserts, and of course lots and lots and lots of pisco.
I ate so much for lunch on Good Friday, I couldn't eat much for dinner! Just some lamb stew, ice cream, and more pisco sour. |
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I for one will only eat fried pork on Fridays. Catholicks are all secretly crypto gays, green commies and bestiality enthusiasts so all they will do is get on with pork.
Sincerely CodeBlazeFate |
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Everytime I look into this cathylick fish obsession it looks fishy. The best excuse they can come up with is that Jesus fasted in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights. Really? Fish in the desert? Fried in camel fat?
I would more believe that some fishmongers and crony capitalism with the pope driving up the price of fish. And what about the workers in the cattle, pork, and chicken industries getting put out of work, going on welfare and collapsing the stock market - the hand of George Soros along with the pope promoting global communism. |
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I know that the Romans favored a really stinky condiment made from sardines fermented in their own filth or whatever. And Jesus did have to deal with the Roman Government. But He didn't like it. He just told people to render unto Caesar what they had to and all that. Did the Romans insist their conquered people eat fried fish? Who were they, Long John Silver's? No, I am thinking that perhaps the people receiving the famous fishes that Jesus handed out boiled theirs. I can imagine them having pots of hot water boiling nearby, in case some woman needed to give birth. But frying pans and hot oil to hand?! Really, which ever Catholic Pope came up with that idea clearly knew nothing of life in Biblical times--to say nothing of the Bible. :thumbdown: |
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Let's get one thing clear here, the Bible (KJV1611) does call for fried foods - and meat is also permitted to be fried. Quote:
The vile Roman fermented fish sauce you refer to was called Garum and was rumored to contain parts of the fish not typically eaten. Some analysis in ruins indicates it was salty, contained MSG, and neurotoxins (excitotoxins). That, and coupled with the fact that Romans drank water from lead pipes, probably explains why the Roman Empire collapsed from the invasions of mongrel hoards and crazed mooselimbs in the Seventh Century (so much for "open" borders). Somewhere in the early part of the 19th Century two Englishmen by the name of Lea and Perrins resurrected a version of this vile Roman concoction and named it "Worcestershire" sauce, and it's still being sold today. This is a cautionary note, but keep in mind that the "British Empire" also collapsed. |
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There's a tasty Mediterranean fish called red mullet. It's quite good fried on a hot-plate or even sizzled on hot coals.
JOHN 21 I couldn't remember if Jesus was frying the fish or not. He already had some on the go before the disciples arrived with theirs but He was happy for them to cook theirs too. It's almost certainly the sizzling method. On a hot-plate you can drizzle some oil over the fish which still isn't really "frying" but on coals that doesn't work out too well. We do know from Luke's testimony that the disciples used other methods too. LUKE 24 The Bible demonstrates that all popes will fry, since their explicit and very frequently repeated blasphemies against The Holy Ghost can never be forgiven.—.ruling out deathbed conversions.—.as the following idols demonstrate quite well. Popes claim these abominations are inhabited by The Holy Ghost and can do magic. By praying to. By obsessing over. By touching. But most importantly by buying. Attachment 28795 . . . . Attachment 28796 . . .ROMISH FISH IDOL 1. . . . . . . . .ROMISH FISH IDOL 2 |
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My question for Catholics is this, where in the Bible does it say Easter is a time to rake in lots of money? Where does it say Easter is a time to be greedy?
That's what these Catholic Fish Fries are, greedy projects to take money from Protestants. All over the area around Freehold Catholics are trying to get money from the members of LBC. Priests, it didn't work last year. You won't get a dime from us this year. Lenten fish fry dinner schedule (dmdiocese.org) |
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The pope is the elected sovereign of an independent country, the Vatican City. He is a world leader at the head of a massive international criminal conspiracy to cover up child sexual abuse. If he was the president of Botswana or some other shithole, he'd have already been indicted, but no, he's the ultra-wealthy head of the Catholic Church so he gets a pass. There is no legal reason why Jorge Bergoglio and Joseph Ratzinger should not be arrested by INTERPOL, handcuffed, fingerprinted, jailed, charged with crimes against humanity, dragged before the International Criminal Court at the Hague, tried, convicted, and thrown in a prison cell for the rest of their miserable lives until Jesus comes for them with fists of rage. And what the hell is "Father Chris' Special" on the menu at the St. Patrick church in Perry, Iowa? I found a "Father Chris Reising" on their website (which has helpful "online giving instructions" and a list of accepted credit cards), and judging by the look on his face, I don't want to know.http://www.stpatsperry.com/uploads/2...1468601594.png |
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Mark 15:19-21 And they smote him on the head with a reed, and did spit upon him, and bowing their knees worshipped him. And when they had mocked him, they took off the purple from him, and put his own clothes on him, and led him out to crucify him. And they compel one Simon a Cyrenian, who passed by, coming out of the country, the father of Alexander and Rufus, to bear his cross.Catholics seem to think Jesus carried His own cross. Do they even know what The Bible is? |
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As you shall see in the attached clip, this actor has been taking part in this annual farce for years now. I think it's high time that those people took some time to learn about serving the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: truthfully, as we do, here, at :forum-fancy: -- and to learn to speak in recognizable :true-american: English, instead of that Italian mumbo-jumbo. |
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