Republican Platform ideas 2022
 

Midterms are barely a year and 19 days away, so I thought it might be good to trial balloon a few ideas to rouse up the base. The whole of history is at stake, as usual, so let's get pumped for the 2022 midterms.

1. Complete the purchase of Greenland or other land mass (options: New Zealand $1.2T, Iceland $35B, Singapore $2.6T)
2. Repeal Obamacare.
3. Etc.

This is just a preliminary shortlist of 3 off the top of my head. There's too many to list right now but we can provide our best ideas to Republican leadership later for their consideration. So let's get spitballin' on the hot ideas for 2022.

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Is it really necessary to write a check to obtain those parcels of real estate? We've already sunk a lot of our budget into the military. What's the point of spending all that money if we can't use it to get what we want?

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A tax on homers and on homerism supporters. They use up space in this country and make it more sinful. They want to play, they need to pay.

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Amen! Fags and fag enablers have been cruising for a bruising, but their legal safeguards are becoming more and more entrenched and normalized. That's why we need to keep attacking their weakest point: trannies. Keep up the campaign of harassment and bullying so those perverted freaks keep offing themselves. I've been doing my part for the GOP-Christian cause: over the past couple months five of my Twitter sockpuppet accounts were suspended for trolling Ellen Page and Bruce Jenner. But the one I've been using to go after the so-called "girl" in my son's freshmen algebra class is still going strong. Pray for my success!

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Now that abortion is in the rear view mirror I think we concentrate on removing affirmative action. I think we save our final solution for later, one step at a time.

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Any President, or past President, who owns hotels and resorts is exempt from court decisions requiring disclosure of tax returns. This is only fair.

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Allow K-12 students to carry concealed firearms. That should deter future school shooters. Why haven't we already adopted this common sense measure to protect our kids?

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Expel California from the union. Orange County can stay. With a population between Arkansas's and Mississippi's, the State of Orange will be entitled to two Senators, four representatives, and six electoral votes.

Of course, "declare war on California" and "nuke California" will have to wait until the presidential election in 2024.

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I think we all know how to get a handle on the runaway train that is liberalism in America. Birth control--as in, we need to control access to it.

Once women stop taking the idea of reproductive "freedom" as a given, we can shut down girls' sports, women in the professions and most importantly, women in politics. Women have been the drivers of a lot of dangerous change in this country. If the distaff side of the population is properly occupied having babies and raising them, we will have a more stable and orderly society.

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Women drivers... now there's an oxymormon. How many accidents are caused by irrational women lashing out during their period? Time to shut that whole thing down Saudi-style.

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Reinstate Christian prayer in our schools. The reason it now is not allowed is due to a Jew named O'Hairy who was of questionable gender. A person like that should not decide whether or not our children are led in prayer everyday. Christian men are the only ones qualified to decide this.

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Did anyone hear of the rising ambition of Dr. Oz's Republican Senate campaign?



Honestly, I think he should be aiming for Presidency. You know he's smart, because he's a doctor. He supports Israel which is good. And even that fat attention-seeking hag Oprah is distancing herself from him!


https://people.com/politics/oprah-wi...-pennsylvania/




Truly, I think Dr. Oz will bring America the enema cleanse it truly needs.

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First off, foreigners can't run for President. And secondly, this isn't a platform idea. Maybe you should start doing more of this :rtfm: and less of this :doh:.

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Excuse me?


https://cdn.theatlantic.com/media/mt...270-112904.jpg

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An enema. Is that not akin to sodomy?

As here only the Bible is law might I suggest these:

Leviticus 20:13, Leviticus 18:22 and Genesis 19:1-38?

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Don't take my word for it: Donald Trump Says Ted Cruz Is 'Not Allowed' to Run for President

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Declare U.S. a straight Christian nation.
Fix Biden's mistake in Afghanistan and bomb it into a Christian theocracy.
Switch to the duodecimal system (base ten is for metric Euros).
Bomb Chinese abortion factories.
Mine the Mexican border.
Ban Tiktok, which turns our sons into attention whore fags and allows the Chinese to spy on our everyday life.
Creationism and spanking in every classroom.

Support patriots in Canada to overthrow the oppressive Trudeau regime.

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Invade Greenland to denazify their illegal, genocidal government.

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Burn all maps with the word "Ukraine." Rename with "Soviet Union" as Putin prefers.

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Soviet Union were evil commie atheist liberals who have quite rightly (and ironically) been swept into "the dustbin of history." What Vladimir III has done is to begin restoring the glory of the Russian Empire. In his capacity as Tsar of All the Russias, he is picking up where the Romanovs left off when they were martyred by the Jews. The two principal powers of the Cold War have effectively switched places, with Marxist ideologue Joseph Biden pitted against the Godly, right-wing Vlad Putin. Through his puppet Zelensky, the Gauleiter of Ukraine, Red Joe has been waging a terrorist insurgency against the Russian government and people for years. He should be hauled to The Hague and tried as a war criminal. Then once Trump is restored to office, he can ally with Putin to bring a swift end to the insurrection in Ukraine and spread the Baptist faith to our Russian friends.