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eliot mayfield

11-26-2009 10:11 PM

Hooligans are homosexuals. God is not happy!

Hooligans is a codeword for homosexuals who like it 'rough."
Because "football" in Europe is a sport that involves gay people running around kicking a ball and then screaming and rolling on the ground if another player touches them, the fans get 'excited" and call themselves hooligans.

The get drunk, urinate in public, and like to pretend to fight, just like their idols pretend to play a sport.

This is such a sin, an abomination unto the Lord!
Leviticus, chapter 26

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"1": Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.

"30": And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.

1 Kings, chapter 16

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"11": And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.

Jeremiah, chapter 25

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"27": Therefore thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Drink ye, and be drunken, and spue, and fall, and rise no more, because of the sword which I will send among you.

Isaiah, chapter 19

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"14": The LORD hath mingled a perverse spirit in the midst thereof: and they have caused Egypt to err in every work thereof, as a drunken man staggereth in his vomit.

"15": Neither shall there be any work for Egypt, which the head or tail, branch or rush, may do.

"16": In that day shall Egypt be like unto women: and it shall be afraid and fear because of the shaking of the hand of the LORD of hosts, which he shaketh over it.

Sounds like Europe today! No work, drunks wallowing in vomit, and afraid!

eliot mayfield

11-28-2009 01:39 PM

Re: Hooligans are homosexuals. Europe football fans are gay.

http://www.iglfa.org/
Proof that soccer is a sport for homosexuals.

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The IGLFA was founded in 1992 – today, after 17 years, over 80 teams from more than 20 countries from all over the world have become part of this organization.

The IGLFA is no longer an Association who exclusively organizes an International tournament each year, it is also involved in many other activities. This includes supporting local organizations like clubs and teams as well as heading the sports coordination of football at the "Federation of Gaygames" .

I'm sure the Hooligans will be there in full force to support their teams!:angry:

Pastor Ezekiel

11-29-2009 06:21 AM

Re: Hooligans are homosexuals. Europe football fans are gay.

So are the referees. :bad:

So are the players. :bad:

eliot mayfield

11-29-2009 08:59 AM

Re: Hooligans are homosexuals. Europe football fans are gay.

That it is all the "rage" in Europe says it all. Look at these sissy boys!!

releaseme

11-29-2009 02:22 PM

Re: Hooligans are homosexuals. Europe football fans are gay.

It has turned in to a girls game. Not like the old days when it was a mans game.

Bryan Tamariki

12-01-2009 11:26 AM

Re: Hooligans are homosexuals. Europe football fans are gay.

When was soccer ever a 'mans game'?

eliot mayfield

12-02-2009 12:57 PM

Re: Hooligans are homosexuals. Europe football fans are gay.

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Originally Posted by Bryan Tamariki (Post 426084)

When was soccer ever a 'mans game'?

I suspect the Lesbians have something to do with this sport. Kicking balls is not something a man would come up with and only gays could like it.

yak	12-02-2009 07:29 PM

Re: Hooligans are homosexuals. Europe football fans are gay.

"Chuckle" "Chuckle" :D I agree it is not the most "hard" sport and it's gotten very sissy, but I think calling every football player and supporter "gay" is a bit of a generalization. Still ... I get your point.

eliot mayfield

12-04-2009 04:19 PM

Re: Hooligans are homosexuals. God is not happy!

God has been killing children here for playing soccer. He makes the goal fall on their heads and killing them.
http://tn.nova.cz/zpravy/cernakronik...zhrouceni.html

Watch the first video, even though it is in Czechoslovakian.

God hates soccer. This is the third child he's killed recently for playing soccer.

And I see God has killed at least 10 children in England alone!
http://chipmunkapublishing.co.uk/sho...oducts_id=1101

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After Jonathan died, and also after campaigning began, another 10 children have died in the UK and others have been injured.

Gabriel Reproba

12-04-2009 04:33 PM

Re: Hooligans are homosexuals. God is not happy!

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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield (Post 427336)

God has been killing children here for playing soccer.

Don't forget your years of study in Theological Physics... You haven't proved causality yet. God could have killed those children for being Checks or Brits.

HeadLikeAnOrange

12-04-2009 05:14 PM

Re: Hooligans are homosexuals. God is not happy!

Wrong on so many levels. Not all football fans 'get drunk, urinate in public, and like to pretend to fight' just a very small minority of idiots. Hooliganism in England anyway pretty much died out bar a few small incidents in the 70's and 80's, and even then it was the minorities commiting the acts of idiocy. Policing at football grounds has become of paramount importance, there are cameras up at every ground making sure if any Hooligans start ruining the game for everyone else, they're dealt with properly.

As for footballers being gay, again wrong. Some of them do fall over when touched slightly, but only because it's in the rules that if contact is made with the player without any contact being made with the ball, it's a foul, so really, in the laws of the game it's legal. I don't agree with it, and would never dive around myself when playing, but it happens. Simply diving around doesn't make them gay though. I always thought being a homosexual involved some sort of relationship with someone of the same sex, not feigning injury on a football pitch.

This impression of Europeans not doing any work and constantly vomiting is brilliant as well. I can't even be bothered to contest rubbish like that, it's just hilariously ignorant that's all I can say.

eliot mayfield

12-06-2009 05:38 PM

Re: Hooligans are homosexuals. God is not happy!

More proof Soccer is queer.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-the-lips.html

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The coach of the Bosnia-Herzegovina national football team has ordered players to kiss each other on the lips in order to create a special bond between team mates.

Miroslav Ciro Blazevic - who has Portsmouth star Asmir Begovic in his squad - said: "I take two of my players and tell them, 'Love him! Kiss him!' and he kisses him."
He claimed the unorthodox morale-boosting exercise has already proven successful: Mr Blazevic has taken the squad further than ever before in the World Cup.
"They I tell them they have to kiss each other straight to the lips," the coach wrote in his column in Croatian news website net.hr.
"The secret of my success is in a unity of a squad. You can't do anything without an atmosphere in a team," he explained.

Brother Temperance

12-06-2009 07:27 PM

Re: Hooligans are homosexuals. God is not happy!

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Originally Posted by HeadLikeAnOrange (Post 427368)

Policing at football grounds has become of paramount importance, there are cameras up at every ground making sure if any Hooligans start ruining the game for everyone else, they're dealt with properly.

Yes, but "dealt with properly" is soccer-speak for "reported to the appropriate authorities and given a stiff buggering". Hardly the sort of thing a Christian sport would have any time for.

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This impression of Europeans not doing any work and constantly vomiting is brilliant as well. I can't even be bothered to contest rubbish like that, it's just hilariously ignorant that's all I can say.

It's perfectly simple.
http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/vomit-6.jpeg
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http://futilitymonster.files.wordpre.../dolequeue.jpg
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http://vlib.iue.it/images/europe-map.jpg

I do apologise to Morocco, Algeria, and Tunisia. They are savage, backwards hell-holes filled with Mahommedans and Negro savages, but you do occasionally find the odd Algerian in steady employment or Tunisian wearing clothing that isn't streaked with his own stomach juices, so they don't really deserve to be included in that.

Dirk	06-11-2010 04:24 PM

Re: Hooligans are homosexuals. God is not happy!

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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield (Post 425459)

That it is all the "rage" in Europe says it all. Look at these sissy boys!!

They are bad actors as well..

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