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Daisy Mae Johnson 03-23-2011 04:54 AM

Japan Earthquake Unleashed Demons!!
 
THE END TIMES ARE HERE!!!

SHOUT GLORY!!!

Here in this video clip you can clearly see giant demon creatures being washed ashore from the tsunami. The Earthquake must have let them out of HELL where they floated up and were washes ashore.



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And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels, and prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven. And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: He was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. (Revelation 12:7-9)
It's on folks! The Rapture is FINALLY here!!

Stand proud, dress your best for JESUS and be prepared to be raputered away at any moment.

If you see one of these demons that washed ashore REBUKE them in the name of JESUS and they will dissipate in to a puddle of quivering water. PRAISE GOD!

Do you see him by the red arrow? He is trying to stand up to go an wreck havoc on True Christians!

http://i52.tinypic.com/k0stwh.jpg

Johny Joe Hold 03-23-2011 03:05 PM

Re: Japan Earthquake Unleashed Demons from their Undergound Lair
 
That is scary to see actual demons. If they were released by the earthquake there, who knows where they will go from Japan.

Or, maybe another earthquake will let loose anothrer bunch of demons somewhere else.

James Hutchins 03-23-2011 03:15 PM

Re: Japan Earthquake Unleashed Demons from their Undergound Lair
 
I'll pray the nuclear meltdown cooks the devious demons.

Funny how everything in Nipland looks like bugs.

SUV 03-23-2011 03:36 PM

Re: Japan Earthquake Unleashed Demons!!
 
They've been unleashing deemons on America since 1950 with that dreadful "movie" Rashomon. Here's the head deemon:

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...shomon%2b3.jpg

Here's the whore who spent half the time Crying just becase she was raped, which is GODLY:

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...mon-800-75.jpg

Been into the sake, babe? And dig that legspread!

Here she even makes sluttish advances to her own Husband :ph34r::

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...shomon_web.jpg

The only Decent part is at The End™ when a Baby is found. But being it's a God-less little chink anyway, what's so Good about that? :angry:

Bobby-Joe 03-23-2011 03:59 PM

Re: Japan Earthquake Unleashed Demons!!
 
That photo is pretty compelling evidence Sister Johnson. I hope you are right because I can't take any more of this Obamanation presidency. GLORY if Jesus returns and starts killing trouble makers right and left!

Daisy Mae Johnson 03-23-2011 04:56 PM

Re: Japan Earthquake Unleashed Demons!!
 
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 716805)
That photo is pretty compelling evidence Sister Johnson. I hope you are right because I can't take any more of this Obamanation presidency. GLORY if Jesus returns and starts killing trouble makers right and left!

They took Elizabeth the purple-eyed whore today. That is a start! :lol:

Bible Student 03-23-2011 07:00 PM

Re: Japan Earthquake Unleashed Demons!!
 
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Originally Posted by SUV (Post 716798)
They've been unleashing deemons on America since 1950 with that dreadful "movie" Rashomon. Here's the head deemon:

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...shomon%2b3.jpg

Here's the whore who spent half the time Crying just becase she was raped, which is GODLY:

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...mon-800-75.jpg

Been into the sake, babe? And dig that legspread!

Here she even makes sluttish advances to her own Husband :ph34r::

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...shomon_web.jpg

The only Decent part is at The End™ when a Baby is found. But being it's a God-less little chink anyway, what's so Good about that? :angry:

My goodness Sister SUV, it must have been dreadful to have to suffer through that movie. Harlotry and invidiousness is without bounds in Hollywood. I'm glad that others stronger than I have the fortitude to expose their eyes to such movies and warn us.

SUV 03-23-2011 09:52 PM

Re: Japan Earthquake Unleashed Demons!!
 
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Originally Posted by Bible Student (Post 716877)
My goodness Sister SUV, it must have been dreadful to have to suffer through that movie. Harlotry and invidiousness is without bounds in Hollywood. I'm glad that others stronger than I have the fortitude to expose their eyes to such movies and warn us.

Thank you, Brother. This is the only nip movie I've found even mildly amusing:



Except for his *gay* pink komodo :(

ur mum gay 04-09-2018 03:25 PM

Re: Japan Earthquake Unleashed Demons!!
 
Yall are so weird bruh like are you guys actually serious

Brother Gonzalez 04-09-2018 03:32 PM

Re: Japan Earthquake Unleashed Demons!!
 
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Originally Posted by ur mum gay (Post 1231105)
Yall are so weird bruh like are you guys actually serious

What an important message you brought here. You passed all the hazzles of registration to say this?


Didn't you have a minute to write a larger post? Something meaningful, something relevant. Something.


And yes, we are actually serious. There is nothing funny on our relationship with God.

BrotherLarry 04-09-2018 07:39 PM

Re: Japan Earthquake Unleashed Demons!!
 
Brother Messican Gonzalez,


How are you doing on the wall? I hope it's coming along. There is so much controversy about it - I'll just be glad when it is finished! Please hurry.


No doubt the messicans are taking too many breaks during construction. :nono: Tick, tock, guys.


I am always amazed when people ask us if we are for real. As sure as God hung the firmament above us, He is real and we, His people, are real. We gather here to worship and praise Him and to teach others of His truths. Nothing weird, funny, or unbelievable about that. We preach and teach the full Word of God. What could be more rooted in reality than that?


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