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Hello everyone, I'm sure a lot of you know who I am, but you may call me Miss Cassandra from now on.

I grew up in Freehold, where I became a direct victim of your intolerance. Ever since I could walk, I was forced to listen every sunday to PD Fred's rants against anyone who dared to actually show some compassion to people who were not "True Christians™."
My entire childhood, my father forced me to obey the dreadful laws of the bible. Every sunday, he sent me to Pastor Jones's poisonous sunday school teachings.
Whenever I didn't do as he pleased, he hit me until I couldn't walk normally anymore because of the pain.

Is that a normal way to raise a child? According to the bible, it might be, but according to basic human morals, it is depraved and despicable!:angry:

Now I'm 19 years old, and I want to let you know that I utterly reject your evil religion!:thumbdown:
I've found a new one, a religion of peace, love, tolerance and love for nature. I've been initiated into a wiccan coven, right under your noses here in Freehold, and I walk under the friendly smile of the Mother Goddess.
Though I hate your religion with my entire being, I must say I still feel a bit sorry for you, sad slaves of the bible. Though I don't show my true beliefs in the streets of Freehold, I still feel liberated.

Hope all of you still have a slightly less hate-filled evening than usual.

Miss Cassandra

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Poor girl, we had no idea you were so upset. we'll send Bobby-Joe and a few of the boys down to proffer apologies.

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Wickers? In Freehold?

I can't thank you enough for posting this. I've alerted the DoF and I'm sure they'll be paying you a visit very soon. :)

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No doubt he'd like to, wouldn't he?:thumbdown:

Do you really think they haven't tried that before? We're not stupid, you know. The Mother Goddess actually protects us, as she loves her daughters.:wub:

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Cassie, you do realize that you and 12 stuffed toys sitting in a circle watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer reruns is not a coven, right?

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Well, when I was eight, it proved to be reason enough for a certain Pastor to lecture my father about his child-raising qualities. So according to you, it seems to be.

However, I count myself among the lucky ones who have been initiated in a true Wiccan coven. We congregate in the forest, not in a dark room with a television.

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This kind of abuse is one of the things that needs to be changed in Freehold. You can be sure that I will fight for that. Big cowards who hit little girls should be in jail.

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Oh, please become mayor! I can't wait to see Pastor Zeke finally get what he deserves!

Has the Mother Goddess sent you? You talk like a wise man. I never really expected to say that to a male person again, after Sister MM's How To Become A True Christian™ Housewife course.
You are a really nice person, even though you are a christian.:)

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He's not. His hero is Malcom X, a Sunni mooslim.

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I never bother to differentiate between intolerant, misogynic, bloodthirsty religions, if you don't mind.:thumbdown:

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Wow, you really are hateful! What has Jesus done to make you blaspheme His Word™ in such a gruesome manner? Did it ever occur to you that your father hit you out of True Biblical Love™?

Please return to the True Faith™, girl.:)

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Cassie?! Wow! I remember being friends with you back when we were kids, I had no idea you were mentally unstable and had turn against Jesus and his favorite community Freehold.

Your Dad was a good man, he'd never raise a daughter to be corrupt and against Jesus; he even beat me a few times to keep me in line.

Cassie, me and you need to get together and discuss these feelings your having, they're obviously the work of a demon possessing your soul.

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Now look here miss Cassie, your father has done his level best to raise you to be a good Christian girl. I warned him years ago that you had the devil's look about you, and that letting you play with those "my little pony" dolls would corrupt your spirit. :thumbdown:

Hasn't he given you everything a Christian child could ever want? He let you fetch his slippers and bring him his coffee, didn't he? He allowed you to read aloud from the Bible at home on your birthday, didn't he? He never hesitated to lay on a good Christian beating whenever he sensed that you deserved one, did he? What more could you ask for? :huh:

Now look, you give this witchcraft nonsense up right this minute. Turn in the members of your coven, apologize to the congregation this Sunday in church, and all will be forgiven. :threaten:

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Oh no, not you. What's wrong, are you finished playing with fireworks for your silly little project?

Please, Rob, come to your senses. Have you ever wondered what it would mean if everything these people taught you was wrong? Of course not, you think you go to Hell if you do.
I feel sad for you.

Oh, look who's here! Pastor Zeke himself! I'm so glad that I'm a girl, so you never tried to "study the bible" with me in your basement!:thumbdown:

Umm...let me think...what about respect, love, education, tenderness, kindness, tolerance, joy, freedom and things like that?

Oh, of course, I forgot. Those things are satanic. God wants us to wail all day long:

Ecclesiastes 7:3:
Sorrow is better than laughter: for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better.:stinker:

You pathetic little man.

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How can it be wrong? It's straight from the good Lord Jesus :innocent:.
Deuteronomy 6:5- "And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might."

SEE, right there Cassie. It has been commanded that we love him, so we shall. It's not the good people from Freehold that are making me, it's the LORD him self. The community of Freehold is simply a median, a community of fellow True Christians™.

Cassie, I'm going to call your father, you need to be put in line.

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Young Lady you need to think about the Path you have taken.
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Jesus loves you and wants you to come home to Him.

John 8:42
Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me.
John 14:23
Jesus answered and said unto him, If a man love me, he will keep my words: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him.
2 Thessalonians 2:16
Now our Lord Jesus Christ himself, and God, even our Father, which hath loved us, and hath given us everlasting consolation and good hope through grace,

Cassy, its time to come back to God. Put away your childish false religion, Jesus is waiting.

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Those are for gays. On earth we have to suffer. Heaven will be our reward.

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I hope the rest of you fine readers can recognize that this thread is for the single purpose of advancing the political standing of my opponent in the Freehold campaign for Mayor. While my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits, his campaign staff have taken to "political tricks", such as this one.

It should be noted, here, that this Cassandra person is a LIBERAL, and not CHRISTIAN. The next Mayor must be a True Christian™. The job of a Mayor in Freehold is to advance the mission of the Landover Baptist Church, not to address the "feelings" of nonbelievers such as the Cassandra.

Johny Joe Hold, Candidate for Mayor
Your Candidate for a more Godly Freehold

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Thank you for the compliment!

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He is just being nice before he will crush you.

Why are you polluting more and more of this forum?

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1. May I help remind you, mr. Mould, that this thread was created before mr. King even got the idea of running for mayor, before I even had heard of mr. King?
2. In what way exactly is this thread a "political trick?" What would be the purpose of this trick?:wacko:

My compliments for your observing skills, mr. Mould.:sarcasm:

Is that why you'd rather talk about religious issues in far away, frozen countries, instead of talking about the actual problems the regular Freeholdian is facing? Like the theocracy enforced by the LBC?

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You say that like it's a bad thing. :huh:

Why do you hate Jesus so, Cassie? He suffered and died (temporarily) for my sins. :o

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Really, did I?:devil:

I do not really hate Jesus, as he probably never even existed in the first place.
If he had existed, however, I would pity him, that he had to suffer for each and every one of the unimaginable number of your sins.:fear2:
Only for that, he would have to hang on that cross for ten days, I suppose.

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Miss Cansandra--I feel so sad for you, an unhappy childhood here in Freehold and your current struggle to find the love of Jesus. I only hope that you can discover His love for you and realize that the important men of Freehold see girls like yourself as an important part of Freehold's future.

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Sorry for maybe being naive, but I don't even understand why a liberal person is allowed to run for mayor in Freehold :wacko:

I understand that you accepted him to live there because you had faith in his ability to change and to see the right path, the one that leads to Jesus (and apparently, how dissapointing he has been), but aren't there laws protecting honest people from crimes against public order?
Freehold seems to be a nice place where True Believers can pray and praise Jesus quietly, and, as usual, AS SOON as only one non-believer is accepted, that's the beginning of the problems.

I pray for my Brothers in Freehold, and hope that Jesus will protect them when the riots will inevitably happen, since Mr King's only goal seems to be the chaos.

When is the election planned? Maybe there's still time to backpedal somehow?

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Actually, there is much more dissent in Freehold than these deluded people realize. Many people here are completely fed up with these fundies imposing their inferior religious culture upon decent people. Much like Dutch-speaking Belgistani's are fed up with the French Belgistani's sitting on their lazy asses all day and living on their tax money.:thumbdown:

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First you insult True Believers by saying that they have an inferior religious culture and that they're not decent, then you insult me by saying that I'm sitting on my lazy ass and that I live on the Dutch-speaking Katlicks tax money!! :angry:

Your knowledge in Belgium history seems to be biased (if YOU had not been so lazy, you would have made some research in what the situation was from the creation of Belgikistan up to 1968), so I can only guess that your "religious" views are too.

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It is true that it was insulting. However, I don't think you can point out anything untrue in what I said there.:D

It seems I've really hit a nerve there, lazy Frenchman. I only tried to make it more understandable for you. However, I don't think you were born before 1968, so who cares about that?

Secondly, if you really were a "true christian," why would you care about internal struggles in your made-up country? Wouldn't both the French and Dutch go to hell? Aren't both of them catholics?

You'll fit in nice here. You are about as consistent and upright as the average christian here in Freehold.

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Pity the poor girl, Brother Philippe. It seems as though her knowledge of world history only goes back to a few years after the creation of her own religion.

Those poor wickens, honestly. Gardner, the :crazy:, comes off an acid trip and writes a book about his 'religion', claiming that he's from an actual long line of wickens that goes all the way back to the Celts. Of course, even HE thought their 'religion' wasn't extensive enough and felt the need to flesh it out with ceremonies, dogma, etc. of his own invention to make it more plausible.

OUR religion has an established, written history that traces all the way back to the beginning of EVERYTHING!

Why on Earth would you want to trust your eternal salvation to the words in a book that was written less than a hundred years ago by a certifiable whackjob? Isn't it enough that the Bible already covers everything that you need to know for True Salvation?!

Praise Jesus, Sister! Mend your ways and bow before him before it's too late.

AMEN!:yahoo:

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It's called freedom. It's called America. A concept that might be wasted on a Frenchman like you. When Germany tried to take away your freedom once, you didn't even resist.

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Considering all the lies you've already said, I think I don't need to point out anything untrue, as it would be redundant.

I just wanted to show my Brothers how lazy YOU are. But coming from a tree-love-making witch, it's not surprising.

Of course, they'll all go to hell. Half of the country because they follow a false God, the other half because they're filthy atheists.
Who said I care about their struggle? Once again (how many times do I have to say it?), I wanted to show how lazy and biased you are.

Exactly! We are consistent because we follow the Word of God consistently and we're upright because we are not a bunch of sinners who feel the need to bend over to give ourselves up to disgusting group s*x activities like you moon-worshippers do!

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I was not born at that time. So how could I have resisted?
You're making less and less sense :wacko:

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It was addressed to the French in general.

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I'm not French, so that does not concern me.
Please be coherent (or maybe you posted in the wrong thread, in which case, quit the drugs).
Another proof of the confusion the liberals are suffering from... :(

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Didn't you claim to live in the French part of Belgium?

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I'm moving to Freehold in a matter of months, and i'm wondering what it would take to become a part of the Wiccan coven. I have great respect for them. I also have great respect for you :P Strange how the only sensible people on this site arent Christians. ^^

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French-speaking part. That doesn't mean I'm French.
You speak English. Does that mean you're English?

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Does Belgium really exists? http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

I speak American and I am an American.

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Quote from that website:
The existence of the supposed European country of Belgium has been taken as gospel for years by members of the Liberati. It has long been held up as a shining example of Liberal philosophies in action. However, now is the time the truth be known. Belgium doesn't exist.
Belgium is, and has always been, a leftist ruse; a device applied to propagate the Liberal agenda throughout the world. Hijacking a real country for this use would be difficult at best; the people living there wouldn't stand for it (i.e. the fall of communism.) Thus the idea to invent an imaginary country, insert it into the global consciousness through the perversion of history, and use it as a tool of manipulation was born.


Indeed, it doesn't exist. It's an invention from you, liberal non-believers.
Why are you throwing proofs of your lies to me? Is that how you're planning to make your campaign?
Methinks that you can pack up now already and leave my Brothers in Freehold alone.

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Even if that were true, it would still be better than denying any history happened at all before the creation of your religion, like you do.

Are all belgicans so stupid as you two are? Or is your stupidity the result of your religion?

1. I do not make love to trees
2. Even if I did, it would be a very exhausting practice, so you would not be able to call me lazy because of that.

You are boring, even for a christian. How many times do you need to say it? Depends on what your objective is. If your objective is convincing me of anything, you'd do well to start being right in the first place. If your objective to make me feel sad for you, you're certainly doing a good job.

Of course you are French. You live in dilapidated houses south of the Netherlands, and sit on your ass all day, living off other people's money. What exactly would be the characteristic that differs between you and other Frenchmen?

Welcome, Sister! I'm glad that some common sense is moving into Freehold!:thumbsup:

Do you know already when you'll arrive? If you come quickly, you might be able to vote for mr. King, and help him become mayor.

And if you are interested to join our coven, you're very welcome. We are with 8 members right now. 4 of us are Maidens, 2 are Mothers and 2 are Crones. How are you with herbal poultices?