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Johny Joe Hold 04-09-2018 11:50 PM

Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
When did our distinguished United States Senate Chambers become a place for changing diapers? Liberal Senator Duckworth has become the first U. S. Senator to give birth while in office.

Why would she do this? For one reason. To get more publicity than President Trump. She is so disappointed her ridicule of the President's deferment due to a bone spur disability has not brought him down. When she tries to compare him to her legs blown off in combat it just make him look even better.

No doubt Quacking Duckworth will keep on reminding us of President Trump's bone spurs. If she had been a good helicopter pilot, she would taken out that enemy's anti-aircraft guns instead of getting shot down :

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...b07a3485e72f04

Mary Etheldreda 04-11-2018 04:16 AM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1231128)
If she had been a good helicopter pilot, she would taken out that enemy's anti-aircraft guns instead of getting shot down

Amen! And if she truly loved our country, she would be at home making her husband a decent protein rich dinner instead of wasting her time in the office distracting the menfolk with her cyborg legs.

Nobar King 04-11-2018 01:53 PM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
at least she didn't give birth to a baby whale in her office.

Ezekiel Bathfire 04-11-2018 02:55 PM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1231128)
Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
When did our distinguished United States Senate Chambers become a place for changing diapers? Liberal Senator Duckworth has become the first U. S. Senator to give birth while in office.

When I read that, I assumed there had been a miracle and a man had given birth! :lol:

I still can't get my head around women being senators - yes, yes, there is Clinton et al, who show some of the less pleasant instincts of women and therefore come to notoriety, but I would find it useful with these "unknowns" if there were a feminine term "Senatorette" or something like that.

I blame it on the Demoncrats: the present crop all resemble the same creature - a social worker with the body of a spider.

You see there's a trouble with women: Imagine you have a job to do, say, beating out a fire and you employ a man - obviously the man is going to do the job - a woman, on the other hand will, halfway through, suddenly demand three months off in preparation for having a baby and three months off after having the baby - by that time, the entire State's alight!

Another thing! When I voted my Senator into his post - I wanted someone who would represent me 24/7 - not someone who is there at their own convenience and sees this as a way of being paid for having some organic life form clinging to their breasts. (Mark my words: there'll be a mewling brat, belching, spewing and creating a stench in the house before long.)

And what about her brain - not that it matters much for Demoncrats - in pregnancy, a woman's brain shrinks - Now if you've not got much in the first place (and why else would anyone be a Demoncrat?) to lose a little is a bad thing - That woman got voted in by people who thought she was intelligent - She is less intelligent now - there should be a new vote, because that is not the woman who got voted in!

And she produced a baby! Not a son!

Surely the End of Days is nigh!

handmaiden 04-11-2018 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 1231230)

And she produced a baby! Not a son!

Surely the End of Days is nigh!

I'm surprised that she didn't hatch a duckling.


https://www.collinsdictionary.com/im...ersion=3.1.142

BrotherLarry 04-11-2018 06:32 PM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
So many of God's laws being ignored when it comes to this "woman." Would you find Handmaiden, Mary Etheldreda, Basilissa, or any of the other REAL women in this forum going to a military role instead of serving JESUS and their men at home? NO! And why? Because they love the Lord.


Would you see them having babies just to collect welfare -which I am sure Duckunworthy will? NO! And why? Because they trust in the Lord to supply all their needs.


Our Landover women know how to sit down, shut up, clean, cook, and they are perfectly happy with that. And every one of them can shout the glory to Christ just as well as we men can. They may not understand all the intricacies of the Bible, but that's our job as men to interpret the scriptures for the lesser and weaker gender.


And not one of them is anything to look at, but the LORD GOD doesn't look at the outside. (1 Samuel 16:7) Oh, I hope the LORD will move in our next wave of elections and get rid of uppity females and democrats. (They both act the same anyway)


I would almost rather see a homer in office than an uppity female.

H. Montague Worthington 04-11-2018 09:23 PM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
Disgusting.

Every time I think of the disgusting Liberalism and outright fraud of the junior senator from Illinois, I'm reminded of another Jigaboo-American who distracted and confused America with ambulatory fakery-- Peg Leg Bates.





O Lord, what is becoming of this country when part-robot liberals are popping out children after the age of 50?

Johny Joe Hold 04-16-2018 06:58 PM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
Leave it the the liberals to push the limits of decent behavior beyond civility. Senator Quacking Duckworth is now demanding that she have the right to bring this baby Duckworth onto the Senate floor. I'm guessing she wants to strip to the waste and breastfeed.

Do we taxpayers have to put up with this??

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/...newborn-526360

Ezekiel Bathfire 04-16-2018 07:35 PM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington (Post 1231238)
Disgusting.

Every time I think of the disgusting Liberalism and outright fraud of the junior senator from Illinois, I'm reminded of another Jigaboo-American who distracted and confused America with ambulatory fakery-- Peg Leg Bates.

O Lord, what is becoming of this country when part-robot liberals are popping out children after the age of 50?

True, true... one-trick ponies relying on a sympathy vote - no real talent at all.

This sort of thing will only encourage poor people to maim themselves or drop babies here, there and everywhere.

WilliamJenningsBryan 04-17-2018 08:58 AM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1231511)
Leave it the the liberals to push the limits of decent behavior beyond civility. Senator Quacking Duckworth is now demanding that she have the right to bring this baby Duckworth onto the Senate floor. I'm guessing she wants to strip to the waste and breastfeed.

Do we taxpayers have to put up with this??

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/...newborn-526360

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck - it's a Democrat. Look for Duckworth(less) to apply for Child and Dependent Care Credit, bring Head Start programs to the Senate, along with Child and Adult Care Food Program (CACFP), Family and Child Education (FACE), Social Services Block Grant (SSBG), Commodity Supplemental Food Program (CSFP) Child Nutrition Programs. Child and Adult Care Food Program (CACFP), Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children (WIC) Farmers' Market Nutrition Program (FMNP).

It's time for the voters of Illinois to return the baby duck and the mother back home to be raised properly.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 04-17-2018 09:20 AM

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And here's the real reason she had a kid: "Duckworth, whose daughter, Maile Pearl Bowlsbey, arrived April 9, plans to take an unofficial maternity leave."

That's right, she wants a nice long vacation on tax payer dime. First class travel, no doubt. Charter flights to her home state, sure. Family members in tow, duh. Expensive luxury hotels - check. A 24/7 security detail, yep. Expensive dining set, you bet.

The Democrats are a bunch of grafters. Did anyone even check the silverware after Obama's left the Whitehouse? I would bet there are a lot of spoons missing but THEY are doing a cover-up as usual.

H. Montague Worthington 04-18-2018 10:18 PM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1231540)
And here's the real reason she had a kid: "Duckworth, whose daughter, Maile Pearl Bowlsbey, arrived April 9, plans to take an unofficial maternity leave."

That's right, she wants a nice long vacation on tax payer dime. First class travel, no doubt. Charter flights to her home state, sure. Family members in tow, duh. Expensive luxury hotels - check. A 24/7 security detail, yep. Expensive dining set, you bet.

The Democrats are a bunch of grafters. Did anyone even check the silverware after Obama's left the Whitehouse? I would bet there are a lot of spoons missing but THEY are doing a cover-up as usual.

During the hysteria and unprecedented distraction created by the Trump inauguration ("The largest audience to ever witness an inauguration — period — both in person and around the globe"), I wouldn't be surprised if the Obamas stole the copper piping out of the White House walls to sell for scrap. It's an epidemic sweeping America. Here, just take a look at this article: "Copper theft 'like an epidemic' sweeping US"

https://www.cnbc.com/id/100917758

See the date on that article? July 30, 2013!! During the first year of Obummer's 2nd term.


And Obummer's reign of terror in the White House featured many other frightening epidemics:


Opiod addiction: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.cb1e7731b033

Ebola: https://www.foreignaffairs.com/artic...-ebola-failure

Heroin: https://www.forbes.com/sites/cjarlot.../#4da08dbd6d7c

Swine flu: https://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/25/u...ics/25flu.html

Uppity Negroes: http://time.com/4084113/obama-on-bla...aking-this-up/

Distracted Driving: https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov...iving-epidemic

Gun Violence: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...f-gun-violence

Beards: http://whisper.sh/whisper/0518f3ca60...cial-hair-but-


Disgusting....

Thomas Taylor 04-21-2018 07:49 AM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1231511)
Leave it the the liberals to push the limits of decent behavior beyond civility. Senator Quacking Duckworth is now demanding that she have the right to bring this baby Duckworth onto the Senate floor. I'm guessing she wants to strip to the waste and breastfeed.

Do we taxpayers have to put up with this??

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/...newborn-526360

What does she think the Senate is, Coronation Street? That foul place in Manchester overun with the gaywise, harlots and mudslimes?
That's where all this belongs, in a soap opera.


Jeremiah 2:20-22 makes mention of too much soap:


20For of old time I have broken thy yoke, and burst thy bands; and thou saidst, I will not transgress; when upon every high hill and under every green tree thou wanderest, playing the harlot. 21Yet I had planted thee a noble vine, wholly a right seed: how then art thou turned into the degenerate plant of a strange vine unto me? 22For though thou wash thee with nitre, and take thee much soap, yet thine iniquity is marked before me, saith the Lord GOD.


YIC
TT

Johny Joe Hold 04-21-2018 02:44 PM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor (Post 1231766)
What does she think the Senate is, Coronation Street? That foul place in Manchester overun with the gaywise, harlots and mudslimes?
That's where all this belongs, in a soap opera.
YIC
TT

President Trump is in charge of running the government. If a Senator doesn't show up for work, or disrupts the work place by breast feeding or changing diapers right in the Senate chambers, that Senator should be fired. The President should fire her so the Senate can get its work done.

handmaiden 04-21-2018 06:31 PM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
There has been talk that Senator Ducky will be "weaponizing" her baby. I don't claim to know exactly what that may mean, but it does seem like the sort of thing that a sneaky Democrat would do.

Johny Joe Hold 04-22-2018 03:24 AM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
I have not see a close up picture of her baby. But at a distance you can see that she is (I'm not going to use the word "ugly" here) not an especially attractive child.

https://cbsnews3.cbsistatic.com/hub/...686429333.jpg#

Thomas Taylor 04-22-2018 03:43 AM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1231787)
I have not see a close up picture of her baby. But at a distance you can see that she is (I'm not going to use the word "ugly" here) not an especially attractive child.

https://cbsnews3.cbsistatic.com/hub/...686429333.jpg#

Is that woman even a true blooded American? She looks like a foreigner to me. Maybe someone needs to check her immigration status.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 04-22-2018 06:17 PM

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Having a baby is no excuse to get a free wheelchair off of Medicaid. It's rampant abuse like this which is destroying our healthcare, which is why we need to BAN all government healthcare programs NOW. Let the people be free to buy their own wheelchairs.

handmaiden 04-22-2018 08:34 PM

Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
 
I'm stil waiting to see the weaponization hardware on the baby.


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