Retro games? More like Rectal Games: Homosexual subliminal messages in old-school gaming
 

Friends,

All video games are about homo-promo brainwashing, aimed at YOUR children. All of them, even the "old-school" and/or "retro" ones. The fact that they had less pixels with which to inflict sissy-hypno trances just means they were more efficient.

Just look at the "reward" one gets for completing the game "Super Fantasy Zone":



A parade of highly-visible "exhaust pipes", turning around only to give the "two finger spread".

Please add your own evidence.

Re: Retro games? More like Rectal Games: Homosexual subliminal messages in old-school gaming
 

Sonic has a twink "friend" named - I can't make this up - "Tails".

Tails does amazing things with his rear end. He even does that classic stripper move, "the helicopter":

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...06/098/a74.jpg

Tails temps players, promising sensations that a man was never meant to feel. He is a tight little "spinner", literally. What would that even feel like? A man could be driven to madness if he thinks about this too much.


https://i.imgur.com/20DPpPu.gif

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A Boy And His Blob.

This one is so perverted I can't even describe it. A an adolescent boy discovered a blob of whitish/creamy goo....Do I even need to get into the onanistic inspiration going on here?

When he flicks a bean, his friend changes size and shape, for example becoming this:

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...ob_Card_13.png
Below: This onanist seed-murderer looks very proud of his "handiwork", and judging by the hand in his pocket, he's not done yet: :nono:

http://takeontheneslibrary.com/wp-co...ob-865x280.jpg

Re: Retro games? More like Rectal Games: Homosexual subliminal messages in old-school gaming
 

I'm crying right now what should I do to make my boy stop playing these gay propaganda games? More beatings?

Re: Retro games? More like Rectal Games: Homosexual subliminal messages in old-school gaming
 

Jesus weeps as well because of the video game (pronounced "gaym") industry's continuing efforts to spread sodomy to children.


As always, we should look to the Bible for guidance. I'm a father myself, and my childbearing philosophy has always been firmly rooted in Proverbs 13:24. Removing this insidious influence from your home is also crucial. Overthrow their consoles, and break their televisions, and burn their game discs with fire.

Re: Retro games? More like Rectal Games: Homosexual subliminal messages in old-school gaming
 

SEGA in Italian is a codeword for "masturbation", something these dirty Japs really love to much. We must pray those abomination away now that Obamanation ended, or else all of our children will become an army of blue-hedgehog worshipping furries.

Re: Retro games? More like Rectal Games: Homosexual subliminal messages in old-school gaming
 

Of course they make games promoting lesbianism as well. How many of today's sodomettes grew up playing this::

http://s.emuparadise.org/fup/up/3965...1455721755.jpg


https://romsmania.cc/statics/assets/...intendo-64.jpg




If you've ever wondered how lesbians invented the legendary "toungestand" position, here's your answer:




http://gamefabrique.com/storage/scre...twist-2-10.png