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Pastor Al E Pistle 10-12-2007 03:03 AM

ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!
 
We have given away tens of thousands of these, but now the new deal is the WII. We still have a few PS3s left. Get yours before the manufacturer goes out of business!

Father Thomas Martin 10-12-2007 03:24 PM

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I accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior when I was baptized as a baby, and continue to see Him as that to this day.

So, WHERE'S MY WII?!

Wash O'Hanley 10-12-2007 05:19 PM

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"WII" refers to a video game system, not a little child, put your pants back on father.

Brother Temperance 10-12-2007 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin (Post 101920)
I accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior when I was baptized as a baby, and continue to see Him as that to this day.

Are you seriously trying to tell us that, as a little baby, you made a conscious decision to turn your life and soul over to Jesus and follow all His Commands? Is this going to lead up to you explaining why you think the age of consent should be four?

SUV 10-12-2007 05:24 PM

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If I Accept Jesus (get $avED) again, can I just do ye out of a little Christmas Eggnog? That's all I ask. I'm easy :brunette:

Pastor Al E Pistle 10-12-2007 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SUV (Post 101965)
If I Accept Jesus (get $avED) again, can I just do ye out of a little Christmas Eggnog? That's all I ask. I'm easy :brunette:

Sure, SUV! You're easy like Sunday mornin'.

Seeker 10-15-2007 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle (Post 101966)
Sure, SUV! You're easy like Sunday mornin'.

Great, now I am never going to get that song out of my head.:bangin:

Pastor Al E Pistle 10-15-2007 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Seeker (Post 102621)
Great, now I am never going to get that song out of my head.:bangin:

No need to fret, Ms. Seeker! As with all problems, JESUS provides a solution.

TrollofDeath 11-22-2007 06:11 AM

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I accepted Jesus into <profanity removed -SS>

ILOVEMESOMEGOD 11-22-2007 06:12 AM

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what? get a ps3? for accepting christ? Are you trying to buy my faith?

Epiphany 11-22-2007 06:17 AM

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Yeah, that and agree to "look" and sign up for a few offers and then refer your friends to them and only when your friends do the same thing do you actually get what they promise.

Pastor Ezekiel 11-22-2007 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Epiphany (Post 110348)
Yeah, that and agree to "look" and sign up for a few offers and then refer your friends to them and only when your friends do the same thing do you actually get what they promise.

Young lady, we are NOT affiliated with the Amway Cult. You're thinking of the Mormoons.

Nobar King 11-22-2007 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle (Post 102704)
No need to fret, Ms. Seeker! As with all problems, JESUS provides a solution.


Thanks?!#!?:themonkey:

Johnbob 11-22-2007 02:38 PM

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This is unacceptable, trying to help godless headens? Especially giving out a PS3?!! Donate it to the church and hope you wont end up in hell

Anna Marie Raven 11-24-2007 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnbob (Post 110410)
This is unacceptable, trying to help godless headens? Especially giving out a PS3?!! Donate it to the church and hope you wont end up in hell

Now, is that anyway ta talk about them poor, misguided heathens? We gotta get all the soldiers for Christ that we can!

The Other 11-26-2007 11:19 PM

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seems slighly ironic to be giveing away "free" games consoles when there are numerous topics around speaking of the troubles these machines cause =/

also is this where peoples money that they donate to churches is ending up?

Bobby-Joe 11-26-2007 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Other (Post 111702)
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also is this where peoples money that they donate to churches is ending up?

With Jesus.

The Other 11-27-2007 09:24 AM

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care to elabourate?

Eschatology 11-27-2007 11:33 AM

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that magic carpenter makes not only my hart swell..:thumbsup:

tell me brothers and sisters... does that make me a sinner?

jebus is the 1 and only 4 me

lord warrior 11-27-2007 06:16 PM

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I think we could do better we handed out XBOX 360. It's american made, and has many more real combat games, for training the new recruits.


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