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BrotherLarry 06-22-2019 03:02 PM

Presbyterians Get it Right for Once
 
The Briarwood Presbyterian Church, home to many of Birmingham Alabama's staunchest sinful Presbyterian hypocrites, must also have a few genuine red-blooded MEN in that congregation of fake worshippers. Now I rarely give this sect much credence. First, they don't recognize Ezekiel Flint as the greatest pastor in the world - but why would they - they're not Baptist. But most importantly, most presbyfags are homosexual. This has been proven by research that I'm too busy to look up right now, but trust me.


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...aw/1525124001/


Landover has long held its own security/police force in conjunction with the Freehold Police, Freehold Militia, Freehold Riders for Peace, Freehold Neighborhood Watch, Freehold Gatekeepers, Freehold Auxiliary Police, and of course your Cadets for Christ, made up of 10-20 year olds who have been personally selected by Pastor Flint and help make up his personal security service. Now Briarwood is copying Landover.


The homer community thinks this is to help keep them out of church property and grounds. Well why not? Is being a fag even legal in Alabama these days? Of course, there will probably be more born there since the abortion regulations took effect (to sinful couples, of course).


Maybe Landover's police units could go show them how it's done?

VictoryOS 06-22-2019 03:43 PM

Re: Presbyterians Get it Right for Once
 
Why is this a problem? With the persecution we Christians experience every second of every day, we should all have our own personal bodyguards assigned to us and paid for by the heathens who want to eat our babies.

BrotherLarry 06-22-2019 03:53 PM

Re: Presbyterians Get it Right for Once
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VictoryOS (Post 1253899)
Why is this a problem? With the persecution we Christians experience every second of every day, we should all have our own personal bodyguards assigned to us and paid for by the heathens who want to eat our babies.


First of all, it's wonderful to see you, Sister Victory. You're looking as beautiful as always and I think you'll always be one of Landover's most foxy women.


I completely agree that there is no cause for complaint about this news. I know sometimes I want to pick someone like Dr. Niles for instance and protect him as he goes about his day, watching over him at night, etc. Of course he's a big strong man so I doubt he'd need me, but it's the thought that counts.


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