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HungarianNAZI14/88 07-02-2011 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Levi Jones (Post 623200)
This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

How much do you guys think I could get for her?

She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:20.

She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

Any serious bids from True Christians™ will be considered.

God Bless,
Levi

I will take god care of your Daugther, i have not yet got the money to come to the US but i will have in about a half year.

Dutch Girl 07-02-2011 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by HungarianNAZI14/88 (Post 770980)
I will take god care of your Daugther, i have not yet got the money to come to the US but i will have in about a half year.

I am sure you are exactly the type of fine young man Levi Jones is looking for. Perhaps you could suggest a down payment? :D

HungarianNAZI14/88 07-02-2011 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 770985)
I am sure you are exactly the type of fine young man Levi Jones is looking for. Perhaps you could suggest a down payment? :D

I am aryan, what more chould i want?

James Hutchins 07-02-2011 04:14 PM

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Once you make passage as the cabin boy on some Somalian freighter, be sure to have the requisite fifty shekels left. I suggest having your teeth pulled and replaced with Gold. Pastor Levi can use a torch to melt the gold out of your mouth once you arrive.

HungarianNAZI14/88 07-02-2011 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 771003)
Once you make passage as the cabin boy on some Somalian freighter, be sure to have the requisite fifty shekels left. I suggest having your teeth pulled and replaced with Gold. Pastor Levi can use a torch to melt the gold out of your mouth once you arrive.

I really want to be raped by hungarian ethnic people.

James Hutchins 07-02-2011 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by HungarianNAZI14/88 (Post 771042)
I really want to be raped by hungarian ethnic people.

I am not surprised. If only you would pick up the Bible and read what has to say about sodomy. You'd find your ways are just plain wrong. Can;t we all just get along?

Sir Jeremy 07-13-2011 07:27 AM

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Hello everyone. My wife and I seek a daughter to raise in our Christian home. Age between 2-8 please. We looked at some adoption websites but we were shocked that company's are set up to make money off selling souls. If one is in a bad place we can understand that as per the original post here. Any offers please send us a message here. Thanks in advance and god bless.

Talitha 07-13-2011 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TrueChristianMan1 (Post 774271)
Hello everyone. My wife and I seek a daughter to raise in our Christian home. Age between 2-8 please. We looked at some adoption websites but we were shocked that company's are set up to make money off selling souls. If one is in a bad place we can understand that as per the original post here. Any offers please send us a message here. Thanks in advance and god bless.

I am truly shocked!!!!
You come here with no formal introduction and ask us to donate a girl child to you!!
Not only that, please note that this is the "Meet Christian Singles" Forum.
I fear your intentions are less than good. :angry:

Sir Jeremy 07-13-2011 02:48 PM

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I am very sorry you feel that way I am sorry I came off in such a manner . the fact is we have been searching for an adoption for quite some time now . we are on the brinks of giving up . we have nowhere else to turn . my intentions are very fair and honorable . we do have 3 boys currently in ages 3, 6 and 9 however we are seeking a girl to complete our family. I am sorry you got the wrong impression I do understand where your coming from. I just hope somebody someday can help us complete our family.:jesus:

Sister Kitty 07-13-2011 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TrueChristianMan1 (Post 774320)
I am very sorry you feel that way I am sorry I came off in such a manner . the fact is we have been searching for an adoption for quite some time now . we are on the brinks of giving up . we have nowhere else to turn . my intentions are very fair and honorable . we do have 3 boys currently in ages 3, 6 and 9 however we are seeking a girl to complete our family. I am sorry you got the wrong impression I do understand where your coming from. I just hope somebody someday can help us complete our family.:jesus:

Why can't you complete your own family? Has your wife been struck barren? If so you can still complete your family by simply hiring a maid.

Genesis 30:3-6

3 And she said, Behold my maid Bilhah, go in unto her; and she shall bear upon my knees, that I may also have children by her.
4 And she gave him Bilhah her handmaid to wife: and Jacob went in unto her.
5 And Bilhah conceived, and bare Jacob a son.
6 And Rachel said, God hath judged me, and hath also heard my voice, and hath given me a son: therefore called she his name Dan.

Sir Jeremy 07-13-2011 03:13 PM

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During my wifes last pregnancy she had complications and can't have more children. I didn't mean to join this forum have people hate on us for what we seek but that is what is happening for some reason. I have read a lot in this forum thus far and truly enjoy it. I don't want to get off on the wrong foot.

I will leave this to be my last post here on this topic. If someone can help use please pm us.

Sister Kitty 07-13-2011 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TrueChristianMan1 (Post 774327)
During my wifes last pregnancy she had complications and can't have more children. I didn't mean to join this forum have people hate on us for what we seek but that is what is happening for some reason.

I was not 'hating on you'. I offered you a sound Biblical solution. :huh:

Sir Jeremy 07-14-2011 12:50 AM

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Sorry for the misunderstanding .

Brother Helge 07-17-2011 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Jeremy (Post 774327)
During my wifes last pregnancy she had complications and can't have more children.

I am sure you can find a new wife to fill your needs...

Gloria 11-02-2011 02:26 PM

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Just make sure the little angel wears white to her wedding. You want that new dishwasher to match your refridgerator!!!

In His name,

Chadelicious:wub:

Good Christian Woman 11-19-2011 03:39 PM

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My father sold me for $243, but that was before the Antichrist was elected and inflation soared, so you may want to go for more. Maybe into the 500 range.

whyohwhylord 12-06-2011 01:01 PM

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I would like to bid, I have had issues but am finding Jesus and feel your daughter may help me in that quest.

Do you have more pictures of her, perhaps showing her baking skills.

Born Again Bob 12-06-2011 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by whyohwhylord (Post 821745)
I would like to bid, I have had issues but am finding Jesus and feel your daughter may help me in that quest.

Do you have more pictures of her, perhaps showing her baking skills.

Dear Friend,

First, do we have your authorization to run a credit report on you? This will of course count as a hard inquiry.

Yours in His Risk Scoring Model,
bab

Sister Cathia 12-06-2011 08:16 PM

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My husband thinks she is worth much more than 1000$. Does she cook well? Is she obedient to the superior male race?

BlueEyesPurebred 12-06-2011 10:15 PM

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It all depends on her attitude towards her duties. I don't want to buy something that doesn't do what it's supposed to do; cleaning, cooking, etc.
She needs to be a believer in the lord, as well.
People would be more likely to offer high amounts of cash if they get what they hope for.

Georgina 12-09-2011 01:21 AM

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I wouldnt no, I wasnt sold my marriage was arranged by my father because he was wealthy he could pull alot of strings. however a lifelong wife is a worthy investment for any man and offerings for my second eldest daughter (11) have already approached 2000! hope you have luck remember you can probably wait another few years so if you dont get a good offer than just wait.

loveslayer 12-10-2011 11:22 PM

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You are going to hell for this! God does NOT love people like you!
You should be ashamed of yourself! Or share a cell with a gay man who like to *ape people like you. You are at the bottom of the food chain!

You make me SICK!

Brother Enoch 12-10-2011 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by loveslayer (Post 822787)
You are going to hell for this! God does NOT love people like you!
You should be ashamed of yourself! Or share a cell with a gay man who like to *ape people like you. You are at the bottom of the food chain!

You make me SICK!

Brother, I share your anger with the unsaved trash that come in here and defile our Godly forum. Believe me, I know the feeling. But we must practice patience and hope we get through to at least a few of these Satanic pussbags that afflict our forum and bring them to know the Glory of Jesus Christ and the wonderful Truth of the KJV Bible. Will you join me in a prayer for the conversion of these athyests, cathaholics, joos, mooslimes and other depraved lost souls to True Christianity™? :innocent:

Yours in Christ,
Enoch

6Lu6cifer6 12-13-2011 12:02 PM

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YOU SICK SONUVABITCH WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR DAUGHTER ? IM GONNA LINK THIS THREAD TO THE CYBERPOLICE! YOU MOTHERpiffleER

6Lu6cifer6 12-13-2011 12:08 PM

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I hope you all get r*ped by a gaynigger. Your mother wasn't a Christian or Baptist. She tried to abort you all with a clotheshanger. With love, From Hell. (Belgium)

Thomas Dalton 12-13-2011 12:35 PM

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Dear hateful Godmocker.

Please explain to me why you immediately resort to insults, threats and wishing us to be raped by a darkie? Is it normal in that country your in? (Congratulations on finally be able to form a government though! I got it from good authority (A Dutch friend of mine) you Belgians lack the intellectual capacity to do anything other than bicker about each other's language! So I'm pleasantly surprised!)

And please, read the thread if you are able to. You will see there's no law against asking for a dowry.

6Lu6cifer6 12-13-2011 12:46 PM

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Listen you piece of queershit, we do not lack intelligence. You people are ignorant, lying, paranoid, retarded queers. Selling a human being IS AGAINST THE LAW. Instead of reading your books filled with lies you should go through the laws of the United States of America. Slavery/selling people is illegal in ANY country. And if you're such a Biblepiffleer you should know better than becoming Baptist. The Bible is a SUGGESTION to a religion. If you live by the Bible, you're a stupid piece of whoreshit. Become an Atheist. Because there is NO God. There isn't any proof that proves you right. If he would exist he would've helped all the people in the world instead of creating Chaos and Anarchy. Every religion is poison. You think the Muslims are bad ? Well I've got a message for you: YOU ARE THE SAME SHIT.

Greetings, The boy that didn't get r*ped by a preacher because he didn't ever attend to church, that is playing videogames nearly every waking moment of his life without any faith.

Alphonse Alban 12-13-2011 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 6Lu6cifer6 (Post 823434)
I hope you all get r*ped by a gaynigger

Better watch your mouth, missy. We do not tolerate that kind of hateful racism here!

6Lu6cifer6 12-13-2011 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban (Post 823438)
Better watch your mouth, missy. We do not tolerate that kind of hateful racism here!

14/88 WPWW, White Pride World Wide. God hates Baptists, gays and ofcourse your niggerwhoremother.

Alphonse Alban 12-13-2011 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 6Lu6cifer6 (Post 823440)
White Pride World Wide

:angry:

Why is that you heathens must bring sodomy into everything? Keep your pride parade slogans out of this Godly forum. No, we are not going to "get used to it".

Zechariah Smyth 12-13-2011 01:23 PM

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YOU SICK SONUVABITCH WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR DAUGHTER ? IM GONNA LINK THIS THREAD TO THE CYBERPOLICE! YOU MOTHERpiffleER


What's the link to the cyberpolice again? I seem to have misplaced it.

:lol:

Attachment 17838

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Alphonse Alban 12-13-2011 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 823443)
What's the link to the cyberpolice again? I seem to have misplaced it.

In phonebook number is just above the Dance Commander.

Thomas Dalton 12-13-2011 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 6Lu6cifer6 (Post 823437)
Listen you piece of queershit, we do not lack intelligence. You people are ignorant, lying, paranoid, retarded queers. Selling a human being IS AGAINST THE LAW. Instead of reading your books filled with lies you should go through the laws of the United States of America. Slavery/selling people is illegal in ANY country. And if you're such a Biblepiffleer you should know better than becoming Baptist. The Bible is a SUGGESTION to a religion. If you live by the Bible, you're a stupid piece of whoreshit. Become an Atheist. Because there is NO God. There isn't any proof that proves you right. If he would exist he would've helped all the people in the world instead of creating Chaos and Anarchy. Every religion is poison. You think the Muslims are bad ? Well I've got a message for you: YOU ARE THE SAME SHIT.

Greetings, The boy that didn't get r*ped by a preacher because he didn't ever attend to church, that is playing videogames nearly every waking moment of his life without any faith.

Wait, you have fantasies about us getting raped by a male nigra, so you're the queer.

Asking for a dowry is not illegal by the laws of the United States of America, so you're lying.

This has been stated before, but I guess you don't know the definition of dowry, and are too stupid to look it up, so you're the retard.

You believe you would get raped by a Christian priest if you had faith, so you're the paranoid (Only Catholics do that, and those aren't Christian).

So "You people are ignorant, lying, paranoid, retarded queers."?

Straight back at ya!

How can you say what the Bible is, what God would do and won't do, if you didn't read it?
At least I read the stuff I criticize, what you obviously won't do.

I have to say you're a prime example of an inhabitant of Belgium. Thank you for proving my friend right.

JoshuaBlackmaster 12-14-2011 01:32 AM

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It is only illegal for mooslims to sell their children as paying any amount for a sand negress is clearly theft. I would not be as concerned with the woman's baking skills as I believe most white woman can be beaten into cooking good.

Didymus Much 12-14-2011 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by JoshuaBlackmaster (Post 823561)
It is only illegal for mooslims to sell their children as paying any amount for a sand negress is clearly theft...

Scriptural support for race-based slave pricing, please?

WWJDnow 12-17-2011 09:39 AM

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Brother Didymus,

Have you considered listing your daughter on cBay? That usually brings in more bidders than a private auction.

cheesynibbles 12-20-2011 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch (Post 822790)
Brother, I share your anger with the unsaved trash that come in here and defile our Godly forum. Believe me, I know the feeling. But we must practice patience and hope we get through to at least a few of these Satanic pussbags that afflict our forum and bring them to know the Glory of Jesus Christ and the wonderful Truth of the KJV Bible. Will you join me in a prayer for the conversion of these athyests, cathaholics, joos, mooslimes and other depraved lost souls to True Christianity™? :innocent:

Yours in Christ,
Enoch

Hey I'm a catholic. Tell me three things that you think will convert me to your false religion. If I am not a baaaaptoast by the end of this then you fail!!

cheesynibbles 12-20-2011 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton (Post 823454)
Wait, you have fantasies about us getting raped by a male nigra, so you're the queer.

Asking for a dowry is not illegal by the laws of the United States of America, so you're lying.

This has been stated before, but I guess you don't know the definition of dowry, and are too stupid to look it up, so you're the retard.

You believe you would get raped by a Christian priest if you had faith, so you're the paranoid (Only Catholics do that, and those aren't Christian).

So "You people are ignorant, lying, paranoid, retarded queers."?

Straight back at ya!

How can you say what the Bible is, what God would do and won't do, if you didn't read it?
At least I read the stuff I criticize, what you obviously won't do.

I have to say you're a prime example of an inhabitant of Belgium. Thank you for proving my friend right.

Hey I'm a Catholic and wait... We are actually christians. YOU aren't a christian you're just some queer baaaptoast KKK member!!!

Jack O'fagan 12-20-2011 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by cheesynibbles (Post 825449)
Hey I'm a catholic. Tell me three things that you think will convert me to your false religion. If I am not a baaaaptoast by the end of this then you fail!!

How about you get a Bible and highlight every time you find us to be wrong in one colour and every time you find the catholics to be wrong you do another colour. See what the result is. You up for it?

How about you go through your dogma and try to find some evidence for that. How about the assumption of Mary? Can you give me ONE bit of evidence that that happened or was it jusyt made up by another kiddy fiddler in a dress?

YIC

Jack

Rev. M. Rodimer 12-20-2011 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 6Lu6cyfur6 (Post 823433)
YOU SICK SONUVABITCH WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR DAUGHTER ? IM GONNA LINK THIS THREAD TO THE CYBERPOLICE! YOU MOTHERpiffleER

No, not the cyberpolice! :haha:


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Originally Posted by 6Lu6cyfur6 (Post 823434)
I hope you all get r*ped by a gaynigger.

Why would you want that? After all, you said we're all "queers" below. So wouldn't that be something we'd enjoy?
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Originally Posted by 6Lu6cytard (Post 823437)
Listen you piece of queershit, we do not lack intelligence. You people are ignorant, lying, paranoid, retarded queers. Selling a human being IS AGAINST THE LAW. Instead of reading your books filled with lies you should go through the laws of the United States of America.

It's presently against the law, so? That doesn't make it unChristian. (Islam supports slavery, too.)

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Originally Posted by BigotedIdiot
Slavery/selling people is illegal in ANY country.

Illegal, but not uncommon. More common than ever, in fact!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery#Present_day

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There are more slaves today than at any point in history,[4] remaining as high as 12 million[5] to 27 million,[6][7][8] even though slavery is now outlawed in all countries.[7][138]
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Originally Posted by GodmockingHellboundTard
And if you're such a Biblepiffleer you should know better than becoming Baptist. The Bible is a SUGGESTION to a religion.

Really? Because it says it's God's Commands. Not suggestions. I'm guessing you've never read it.

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Originally Posted by 6Ignoramus6
If you live by the Bible, you're a stupid piece of whoreshit. Become an Atheist. Because there is NO God. There isn't any proof that proves you right.

Explain where the universe came from, please. And not "there was a blob of really dense matter that exploded for no reason". You have to also explain where that blob of matter came from.

I'll wait.

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Originally Posted by SenselessBoob
If he would exist he would've helped all the people in the world instead of creating Chaos and Anarchy.

Then where would be the need for faith? :dunce:

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Originally Posted by JealousOfCatholicAltarBoys
Greetings, The boy that didn't get r*ped by a preacher because he didn't ever attend to church, that is playing videogames nearly every waking moment of his life without any faith.

It shows in your "intellect". Maybe you should try reading a book.

Really. Any book would be a good start.


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