What Christians believe about SHIRTGATE: Matt Taylor's agenda EXPOSED!
 

WARNING: Contains explicit images. Not for children, women, or the otherwise infirm!

Matt Taylor is the son of a bricklayer who has become the first person to land a spacecraft on a comet. The practical implications are that we will soon have access to unlimited natural resources, and will have the opportunity to prevent comets and meteors from crashing into the earth and killing us all. He's basically Columbus plus Albert Einstien plus the guy Bruce Willis played in Armageddon. But enough with the superficial stuff, we have weighty matters to discuss.

Specifically, I'm talking about the pornographic shirt he was wearing when he was pulling his Columbustien gimmic:

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Now, my first thought was that it was just a case of some hipster nerd expropriating biker/trucker culture. White liberals have been imitating and promoting black trashiness for so long that they got bored, and started experimenting with white trash culture as well. It's unmistakable, we've all seen the same images on the side of long-haul trucks, and tattooed on the various body parts of bikers. However, read on and you will see it's even more sinister.

No, this is totally not a case of bullying a nerd for his fashion sense. I totally attack gangs of outlaw bikers for wearing the same thing, it's just nobody's ever there to witness it. Honestly. Don't tell me to pick on someone my own size, I spend just as much time harassing people in tattoo parlours as people in science labs, I don't care if you're a 200-pound ex-con or a 90-pound hipster. I'm a Christian Justice Warrior, not a Christian Justice Bully.

No wonder Christians don't go into science, how are they supposed to feel safe when there's pictures of harlots there to assault their sense of modesty? We need a safe space, but every time we try, we get attacked by people who commit fashion crimes like is, or by not wearing flag lapel pins.

And where is the left on this tragedy? The silence is deafening!

No wonder, they were the ones who decided to destroy traditional standards of dress, on the grounds of "free expression". Now we see their true agenda: to create an anarchy of fashion faux-pas inflicted by nerds upon the innocent. "Business casual" - a typical liberal oxymormon - was not a conservative innovation!

Liberals, I point my finger and say YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN!

So what was going through his mind when he chose this outfit? What was he expressing, in clothes-language? Maybe it was "Look, you might have been told that the scientific community is a closed, elitist clique of nerds, but actually we're inclusive and all sorts of people can join - even bricklayers, metalheads, biker dudes, truckers, and people who lost a drunken bet and now have to wear whatever their 12-year old nephew chooses for them. We're a community that will respect you for getting results, not judge you based on how you look."

If that sort of propaganda might fall on deaf ears if it was an isolated incident, but it's part of a carefully co-ordinated campaign run by shadowy backers. Consider Chris Hadfield, the celebrity - astronaut who is currently the closest thing Canada has to a rock star. Look carefully and you'll see it was filmed on the same set used to fake the moon landings:



Don't naively mistake all this for shallow hipsterism, Matt Taylor is the read thing, a cockney born in East London (the Compton of Europe):

Rock stars have given him an award usually only given to other rock stars. He donated thousands of dollars to "an astronomy programme to educate and inspire young children, especially those from underprivileged backgrounds" (science-promos are targeting children, and exploiting the vulnerable.)

The dots are connecting, people. I have prayed to the LORD for guidance and I am now certain that satanic death-metal biker culture is infiltrating NASA. If we don't act quickly, the next warning will be a mushroom cloud over your hometown, after it is hit by an ICBM with truck-nuts on it. Next on the agenda is to seduce your children into the trucker lifestyle. I heard that middle-schoolers are already creating "trucker bombs" with their juiceboxes.

Where's the outrage? The left stays silent, trying to distract us with irrelevant garbage like "climate change".

Yes, I do believe this is every bit as bad as the 1960s "beads and beards" coalition of bikers and hippies that thankfully ended at the Altamont music festival.

Friends, I have had enough of scientists and their lust to play God, to thwart God's will, to spit on the face of Jesus. We don't need new energy sources, we need to plug into the power of the LORD, we don't need scientific medicine, we need PRAYER, we don't need their frankenfood playing God on our plate, we need to "Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on....Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?...Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. -Matthew 6:25-34

AMEN!