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Jeb Stuart Thurmond 02-27-2020 02:27 PM

Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
Please Pray for Mike Pence, who has been placed in charge of the US response to Coronavirus.

I'm sure he has the experience for the job what with his....Um...Experience...Doing....Things...And stuff.

Okay, so we don't know much about him, but we do know that he believes electrocution cures homosexuality, which puts him ahead of 99.9% of doctors, who are electrocure denialists.

Brother Mike has a serious choice ahead of him. It's tough to make the right call - should we be totally complacent, thinking of Coronavirus as just another news item sandwiched between celebrity scandals and disasters in far-off upronounceably-named pickaninny-populated Tsunami-magnets? Just something to talk about at the water cooler?

Or, should we panic, whatever "panic" means in this scenario, as far as I know it involves the same as above only now we spread twitter-rumors with ALL CAPS.

So it's either "trust the government, as we apparently already do" or "buy my prepper gear - buy 9 bodybags and get the 10th free!".

Tough call. If only there was some sort of in-between stage, a missing link if you will. Some science-nerd doctors are giving their advice, but who trusts them? More than we trust the government, that is? Doctors disagree with Mike Pense over zapping-the-gay-away! Who is going to listen to a bunch of electro-phobic homo-promoters?

Basilissa 02-27-2020 03:28 PM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
I'm sure he's going to deal with Coronavirus as swiftly and efficiently as he did with the AIDS when he was the governor of Indiana:

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Originally Posted by whiny liberal media
A timeline of the HIV outbreak, the worst best in state history, reads like a roadmap of what to do if you want to create a public health crisis.

Pence slashed state health spending.

Pence first laid the groundwork for Indiana’s HIV outbreak as a congressman back in 2011, when the House passed his amendment to defund Planned Parenthood. Then in 2013, Pence’s first year as governor of Indiana, Scott County’s one Planned Parenthood closed in the wake of public health spending cuts. Since that particular Planned Parenthood was also the county’s only HIV testing center, there was no longer a place for the county’s 24,000 residents to get tested.

The situation quickly spiraled out of control went exactly as Jesus wanted it. At the height of the outbreak, 20 new cases of HIV were being diagnosed each week, reaching a total of nearly 200 cases by the time the outbreak was finally under control people decided to defy God by inferring in His plan to eliminate the deviants...

During that time, Pence dragged his feet prayed and accepted God's Will. Although the outbreak was identified in late January of 2015, it took Pence until April of that year to grudgingly allow a temporary needle exchange in Scott County. It was a big shift for the governor, who was morally opposed to needle exchanges and believed they promoted drug use. This position is dead wrong, according to health experts, but correct according to Jesus.

“People think that if you give someone a syringe, it means they’re going to go out and inject drugs, and if don’t give them syringes, they won’t inject drugs,” Robert Childs, executive director of the North Carolina Harm Reduction Coalition, told HuffPost in 2015. “But the thing is that if you don’t give them syringes, they share them, and then people will start getting HIV and viral hepatitis C.”...

After Pence finally reversed his stance and instituted Scott County’s temporary exchange, four other Indiana counties followed suit, according to the Indianapolis Star. The program has largely been a success total disaster. “Over the past year, the syringe exchange program in Scott County has had a tremendously positive and dramatic impact,” Dr. R. Kevin Rogers, Scott County’s health officer, told the Star. Jesus weeps seeing that His Plan to eliminate deviants has been slowed down.

corrections in red by editor (B.)

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Mary Etheldreda 02-27-2020 04:53 PM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
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Jeb Stuart Thurmond 02-28-2020 03:45 AM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
Worst of all is the disgusting twitter-abuse Brother Mike has to endure. Here the notorious AOC has a dirty confession:
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

I used to work in the food industry.

I can’t tell you how many times the people who handle your food - who are already overworked & underpaid - show up sick to work because our country refuses to guarantee healthcare or paid sick leave.

We need #MedicareForAll.
Sure, the thought of her little chihuahua-sneezes might be cute, but the answer to disease is not more treatment, it's for employers to fire people who have filthy habits like touching their faces, taking public transportation, or living in cities.

Isabella White 02-28-2020 03:53 AM

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Oh, yes, and the LIE-beral media outlets are having a field day with the comments and jokes that they are making about dear Brother Pence. Agatha (my sister) sent me an example of a cartoon from that horrid New Yorkers magazine, and you'll see their blatant disrespect for yourselves:

Johny Joe Hold 02-28-2020 04:03 AM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1264956)
I'm sure he's going to deal with Coronavirus as swiftly and efficiently as he did with the AIDS when he was the governor of Indiana:

The way Brother Pence handled homer diseases, letting lots of them die, gives us encouragement about how he will handle this new little problem, cornrovirus. We can predict he will use it as a teaching opportunity. Sinners will learn punishment awaits and Brother Pence will rejoice.

I like it that the President will instruct Brother Pence as to what information will be given to the public. If the case numbers mount it will hurt the economy and the stock market. These are important for the President's reelection. Much better would be no reports of illness. I'm sure that is what we will hear from Brother Pence.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 02-28-2020 05:38 PM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
Anyone who complains that Mike Pence is incompetent, showing that video where he picks his nose right before shaking hands at an event meant to showcase his competence....He's just giving Americans what they want. Don't call it "the nosepick that killed all hope", call it "democracy in action":
Corona beer isn't making any changes to its advertising...
5W Public Relations said that 38% of Americans wouldn't buy Corona "under any circumstances" because of the outbreak, and another 14% said they wouldn't order a Corona in public. The survey encompasses polling from 737 beer drinkers in the United States.

In another survey conducted by YouGov, the firm found consumers' intent to purchase Corona fell to its lowest level in two years. The survey also showed that Corona's buzz score, a metric that that measures favorability, has dropped significantly since the beginning of the year.

Online searches for "corona beer virus" spiked...



Basilissa 02-28-2020 06:14 PM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1265034)
5W Public Relations said that 38% of Americans wouldn't buy Corona "under any circumstances" because of the outbreak, and another 14% said they wouldn't order a Corona in public. The survey encompasses polling from 737 beer drinkers in the United States.

In another survey conducted by YouGov, the firm found consumers' intent to purchase Corona fell to its lowest level in two years. The survey also showed that Corona's buzz score, a metric that that measures favorability, has dropped significantly since the beginning of the year.

Online searches for "corona beer virus" spiked...

What I find alarming, Brother Jeb, is that it is still legal to sell the Coronavirus beer. :fear2: I know Godly Republicans are all for free enterprise with no regulations, but this is the one instance where the government should step in! :nono:

Isabella White 02-28-2020 06:15 PM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
Oh, how we need to pray constantly for our Vice-President Pence, and also for the White House, in general. Thankfully, our :god-fancy:-sent President Trump has such a smart, sharp, crackerjack Chief of Staff, speaking words of wisdom about the truth of the virus. Mr. Mulvaney has issued statements to steer people away from the hysteria that the Demonrats are promoting, in their foolish attempts to make the President look badly for the handling of the virus information. And for this, to the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy: I give :praise-2:

"Media’s coronavirus stories trying to hurt Trump, Mick Mulvaney says as he urges public to turn off TV"

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/28/trum...m-markets.html
:stars-stripes:

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 03-01-2020 02:09 PM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1264950)
So it's either "trust the government, as we apparently already do" or "buy my prepper gear - buy 9 bodybags and get the 10th free!".

Related: the ever-popular "the moment the lights go out, we all start hunting each other for meat" genre. Not sure how helpful this is:


Cranky Old Man 03-01-2020 02:14 PM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
I have never seen a corona virus. Is this one of those Chinese hoaxes to damage our economy Donald Trump warned us about?

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 03-01-2020 02:52 PM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1265097)
I have never seen a corona virus.

The germunists claim he looks like this:

https://as2.ftcdn.net/jpg/02/27/41/9...JuEbOhw5hn.jpg

Johny Joe Hold 03-01-2020 03:59 PM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
I'm proud neither President Trump nor VP Pence wear those silly masks. Chinese leaders all wear them.

The masks should really be called NO FAITH MASKS. Those who wear them do not believe Jesus will protect them. I've not seen a single person wearing a mask in Freehold. Let's keep it that way.

Sally Paulson 03-03-2020 12:18 AM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1265034)
Anyone who complains that Mike Pence is incompetent, showing that video where he picks his nose right before shaking hands at an event meant to showcase his competence.... "the nosepick that killed all hope"

You mean this one?


Jeb Stuart Thurmond 03-10-2020 12:43 AM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
Remember folks, the real pandemic here is a pandemic of panic, and by panic I mean people doing things more intense than prayer and seeing how long they can go without touching their face (I'm up to 34 seconds now!).

Here are some examples of panic-talk, and how to respond to them the Mike Pence way:
We need a stimulus package that allows local governments to provide free testing, buy hotels or other places where people can be quarantined and monitored if positive, test the close contacts of the infected, etc...
No we don't. We need more prayer.
Problem is that they have to test that it is safe in humans. And this takes time. Even though this vaccine was created (by a private, capitalist market process) in record time, it'll take over a year to go through the approval process.
Perhaps we could test it on death row inmates....is it better to watch millions of innocents die than sneeze on a serial killer? False choice, praying is better than both.
We have something like six or seven vaccines (at varying levels of progress) last time I checked.
Mike Pence has 8 or 9 prayers memorized, checkmate scientists.
...crack team of specialist virologists, pharmacologists, doctors, that sort of profiles, and give them a solid budget and wide-ranging legal immunities...
Immunities are what vaccines supposedly provide. You've got this all backwards! And will they really work faster if they are on crack? Isn't meth a better choice?
more mechanical ventilators: -How can we build these? -How can we ship them? -Where should they be deployed?
Breathing is optional when you know how to pray for oxygen.
2)How can we get more hospital beds
Judging by how many people choose to sleep on the streets, it's obvious that beds are not necessary.

Isabella White 03-10-2020 01:46 AM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
Oh, yes, I do so agree, dear Brother Thurmond. It is panic that is the real offender in this virus scare, and it's being peddled by those LIE-beral Demonrats. They will stop at nothing when it comes to trying to embarrass our :god-fancy:-sent President Trump, his Vice-President Pence (a man of :god-fancy:, ever so humble and true), and the entire Trump Administration. Why, the very latest attempt (that I know of) to scare people and to cause further panic is the recommendation (actually, it's sounding like more of an insistence) that people avoid taking the New York City subway system. Now, how on Earth are people supposed to get anywhere in that great, huge city if they do not have their own car and driver?

"Crowded trains each weekday carry more than 5 million people hardened by terror threats and track-dwelling rats, daylight assaults and diluvial water main breaks. COVID-19 is their latest worry."

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/09/us/ne...rus/index.html

I do apologize, deeply, for including a story from that Clinton News Network, but I'm afraid that the switchboard to my beloved Fox Network is jammed, and I am unable to get through at this critical time.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 03-10-2020 01:18 PM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Isabella White (Post 1265384)
Vice-President Pence (a man of :god-fancy:, ever so humble and true),

And who does not s-s-stutter. Can anyone imagine God listening to Joe B-b-b-Biden's jumbled prayers?

Johny Joe Hold 03-10-2020 08:08 PM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
The Trump team, headed by Brother Mike Pence, does coordinated messaging. For a day it will be, "Don't worry about the virus, it is all news media hype." The next day it is, "We are on top of this. We will announce a cure sometime very soon." On a third day the message is "Obama overlooked this and we are stuck trying to deal with it. Don't blame us if you get sick."

In all of this messaging we in the public are comforted in knowing the VP and his boss the President will keep us safe.

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 03-10-2020 09:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Isabella White (Post 1265384)
Crowded trains each weekday carry more than 5 million people hardened by terror threats and track-dwelling rats, daylight assaults and diluvial water main breaks.

Anyone who has ever felt threatened by a rodent so dumb that it lives on the subway tracks is probably too much of a special, precious, delicate flower to leave the house. So they'd better stay home. They'll starve to death, but at least they won't die of the Cornovirus.

Isabella White 03-11-2020 02:37 PM

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1265422)
Anyone who has ever felt threatened by a rodent so dumb that it lives on the subway tracks is probably too much of a special, precious, delicate flower to leave the house. So they'd better stay home. They'll starve to death, but at least they won't die of the Cornovirus.

Well, from the sound of things, dear Sister Joanna, it looks like the rats will soon have exclusive rights to the New York City subway system. The article below shows that subway ridership is in great decline, thanks to that stupid virus hoax that the Demonrats are ranting about!

"Dramatic photos shot by a Post photographer show a nearly empty Times Square subway station Tuesday afternoon as straphangers apparently heeded sometimes contradictory advice from officials to avoid crowded trains while insisting it is still safe to ride the rails."

https://nypost.com/2020/03/10/eerie-...navirus-panic/
https://thenypost.files.wordpress.co...trip=all&w=915


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