ALL U.S. Presidents Assessed Based on Their Godliness Index!
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The Godly U.S. of A. has had quite a few Leaders of the Free World. While it is obvious that the Godliest of them all is our current Pontifex, Mr. Donald Trump, President of the United States of America, it is time we examined each and every one of them based not on their actions but by their Commitment to Jesus. After all, the Spiritual State of a Man determines the quality of his actions, while the actual acts are secondary, as follows: Psalms 53:1 (To the chief Musician upon Mahalath, Maschil, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good. We shall take into consideration their denominations and the Fruits of their Labor (Luke 6:43) in addition to asking in Prayer how Jesus scored these men. The results are indexed from GI (Godliness Index) 0 (evil unbeliever sure to be in Hell) to 100 (True Christian™ man). The index also simultaneously shows the Biblical Probability of that man being in Heaven, for instance, GI 82 means that there's a 18% chance that this president (if deceased) is at this very moment experiencing excruciating anal pain as Satan penetrates his rectum with red-hot barbed-wire dildos. Here we go:
1 Peter 2:9 But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light: https://s26.postimg.cc/rzzhtwd3t/C_Y...s_AAm_Jf_T.jpg Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: Here’s the whole list in descending order (alphabetical in case two presidents have the same GI):
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Brother White -
I noticed Herbert Hoover has a notably low ranking in the Godly Index, pointedly, and deservingly so it would see. I wonder if he was related at all to J. Edgar Hoover who was a Godly man indeed. Still, though one man's piety does not clean the stains of their ancestors, is it possible we may be grateful for the Hoover name in general? It's still the preferred vacuum brand of our Molly maid. |
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1. I have an assessment of the youngest presidents here.
2. Thank you for taking points off U.S. Grant for alcoholism. Grant may have been drunk most of the time, but he did not engage in revelry. God hates drunken revelry, simply being drunk on the job is not a problem. 3. Quality parenting is a factor. I've assessed recent presidents on their parenting skills. |
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all hail trump
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I conducted a thorough research project funded generously by the LBC Church and University (Research grant #048/2018 1.4 million $) on their relatedness and based on our results they were not. Quote:
https://vultureofcritique.files.word...pg?w=637&h=478 Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God. It is likely that both Hooverists are now trying to dam the onslaught of demonic painful penetration in Hell. In vain. :D Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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Genesis 9:2 And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered. https://s17371.pcdn.co/wp-content/up...g-1024x536.jpg Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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I heard that George Washington opposed party membership and was himself an independent. Did he think that party affiliations should be revoked during one's term of office, in any capacity? That would make him opposed to the Republican party in a way that Richard Nixon was not. Previously I'd reckoned Buchanan a low scorer but hadn't factored in attacking Utah. Despite visiting China, Nixon did kick off the war on drugs which is opposed vehemently by liberals who just want to see 3rd world producers overrun by insane demagogues and ever larger private armies. Would that be worth some more points?
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This investigation proves a point, a crucial one: you cannot apply the same scale of judgment to every act of Donald Trump or Ronald Reagan that you apply to, let's say, Obama and Clinton.
Did Clinton commit the sin of fornication? Yes, he did. We know it. It is an scandal. He should have resigned and his name erased from history books. Did Trump commit the sin of fornication? No, of course not. And please, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at Donald. Come on, that is nothing but witch hunting. And no, there is nothing wrong about witch hunting, but you have to direct that to witches, not Presidents of the USA (unless Hillary was president, for she is a allegedly a witch) |
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Thank you for your helpful analysis, Professor Dr White, and for the wealth of detail that you provide (as always). Searching for further evidence against those towards the bottom of the list will provide a most interesting history project for my older children, and the younger ones should be able to learn it by rote.
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Micah 7:8 Rejoice not against me, O mine enemy: when I fall, I shall arise; when I sit in darkness, the LORD shall be a light unto me. Jeremiah 51:20 Thou art my battle axe and weapons of war: for with thee will I break in pieces the nations, and with thee will I destroy kingdoms; Had Nixon been a man of God, he would have arisen from the Loo, he would haven broken the enemy nation into pieces, not bring about the unification of 'Nam. The score stands. Here's Nixon with Elvis. Nixon had nukes for Christ's sake. Truman invented it to bring forth the Kingdom of God. Nixon refused the call. https://www.ths.nu/site/assets/files...s_nixon__1.jpg Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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Oh my goodness, I do apologise - I had absolutely no idea that Nixon had lost that war! I was under the impression that he had won it. I suppose his failure to rid the world of Communism came of being a Quaker? In that case, a score of 41 seems more than generous.
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http://broomcompany.com/wp-content/u...loor-broom.jpg Colossians 3:5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry: Before President Hoover invented the vacuum suction, you womenfolk relied on Nixon's broom to serve us men with a clean home. Hence, Nixon's GI is 41, but at a score <50, it is more than likely that his rectum is at this very moment trying to accommodate much sharper objects than a simple broomstick. That's the Quaker Quidditch in Eternity! :sinner: Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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Wow, this will make a great lesson for my sons in their homeschooling! Thank you so much! We'll spend time on each president and learn about their Godliness, saving our dear Donald for last. Of course, saving the best for last :thumbsup:
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I'm not really very good at US history, but I think you did a very good job at ranking the presidents. You got my favorites: the Bushes and Donald Trump!
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Professor White, you have just provided President Trump with campaign material that will put him over the top. No amount of whining by Democrooks will change the facts you have presented.
Because of your scholarship President Trump can now make the simple campaign statement, "I am God's President" and it will stand regardless of what opponents might say. |
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Can we get on to judging the presidents of sh!thole countries yet?
Canada has had some weird presidents, from the stroke-victim that strangled people, to Rob Ford (before God called him back to heaven) to the smiley guy, they even tried a woman president once. But worst is Justin Trudeau, it even turns out he starred in a pornographic occult-yoga promoting music video: https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-04-2015/eml-OH.gif WARNING: video is so filthy it even made ME want to sacrifice small animals to the yoga-gods: |
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France. Isn't Trudeau a French linguist?
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I was going to inquire about Joe Biden's placement on this list until I remembered that he's not a legitimate president, merely a pretender installed by a Deep State cabal via a STOLEN and FRADULENT election that was won by Donald Trump. So, the old post calling Trump the current and most recent president is still accurate, as of this writing in 2022. We haven't had a 46th president yet.
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