PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King
Dear Fellow Americans, Citizens of Freehold,
It is with great pride that I now officially announce that I will run for Mayor. I pray to Jesus Christ that He will guide me in what will not be an easy mission. The mysterious death of Mitch Mitchell is one of the many signs that Freehold needs change. For too long our American freedom has been suppressed by a small minority. A small minority who do attack even the core of our freedom, the First Amendment. Unlike my opponent Johny Joe Hold, who seems to be too distracted by his tax money funded private vacations to Iceland, I do have a crystal clear list of goals I want to achieve:
I would like to thank everyone, especially my wife, who is supporting me in this. I look forward to an honest campaign where we will focus on the issues instead of on personal attacks. God bless America. God bless Freehold. (With great disregard for our First Amendment my previous press conference has been sabotaged by closing the forum thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...261#post479261. Clearly some people are getting very afraid of what is going to happen once I expose them for who they really are. Rest assured they will not get away with this.) |
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Can't you just leave Freehold? Or even better, leave America?
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Your lies and True Disciples lies are easily proven wrong by looking at the facts: Quote:
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1. Please explain to Miss Cassandra here that you apparently have no problems with "big cowards" hitting boys. She might be disappointed in you.:lol: 2. You never managed to actually refute my answer to this. Mr. King, come on. We all know you're just as Christian as Osama Bin Laden is. |
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I will support you leaving town. I'll even drive you in my Hummer.
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As for you, Al. your kind aint welcome here. No one wants four demons, let alone a Negro, lieberal, drug user, or homer on the council. In case you cant tell, those are all you. Quote:
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Mr King. It has recently come to my attention that your Caucasian American wife is, in fact, neither Caucasian nor American. According to her birth certificate, which I have forwarded to the pastors, She is an Eskimo born in Garšabę, Iceland, in 1995!
She is an Eskimo! From Iceland! And 14! Mr King, my question is this: When will you do the right thing and withdraw from this race and move back to Africa with your Eskimo child-bride? |
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