Japs get their due!
The vile, debauched country that inflicted Pokemon, Hello Kitty and many more unspeakable evils upon the world has finally been given a wakeup call from God! I've been praying for this for a long, long time.
Just watch those little foul things try to outrun His Holy Wrath! I have a question for any TC pastors online at the moment, though. There may be tsunamis headed towards many other areas, as a result of this Jap-centered smiting. Should any of these other areas get hit, do they have any standing to sue the Japanese for angering God? Or do these secondary targets carry their own responsibility, their being also-smote to be taken as direct evidence of their own wrong-standing with the Lord? I guess we'll know soon enough. Whom He spares, whom He smites... that will prove where things stand. Praise Him! |
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This is such good news!
It's about time those yellow heathens learned to tremble in fear before Almighty GOD. You've made my day, Brother Barton. It's so great to be a member of Landover Baptist; it's my exclusive news, entertainment, and fellowship source! Praise GOD! |
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I am glad Japan finally got what it deserved! I am certain other countries who are mocking God will stop doing that now. Yes Denmark, I am talking to you!
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Every single person in Japan deserves to suffer in much pain.
Not only the high amount of homosexuality is the reason for God's attack, there is also a high amount of pedo-pervertism in the society of japan. Let us hope that some nuclear reactors blows off so there is finally one country off the list we must complain about. |
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Um Sure all the little kids who dont even know what your christian god is deserve that! yea! right on! Am i a true christian now?
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I find it remarkably selfish that the slants have endangered practically the whole Pacific with their heathen ways. Don't they think of others?
:thumbdown: Yours in Christ, Zechariah Smyth |
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They have had so much time to turn to Christ and yet they, as a nation, have never done so. This is what they get for selling little girls' used panties in vending machines, rubbing their genitals together in overcrowded commuter trains, and the whole manga/anime crap.
And for the record, this is what praying to Budda will get you. Let the record show that God did not put any earthquakes or tsunamis in America. |
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Reports are reaching me that Hawaii is in line for the tsunami. I wondered why this might be when God Loves America and then it became clear in the report - the place is filled with Japanese tourists!
God is hunting them down. PRAISE! |
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Brother Barton, I assume your helicopter is on standby? :ph34r: |
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Oh, I think Jesus is going to have some real fun with this. :clap:He's not only going to punish Japan, but also Hawaii and the Left Coast!!! Certainly it's no coincidence that Hawaii signed a bill legalizing gay marriage just 2 weeks ago. And the Left Coast of Oregon, San Francisco, and Los Angeles are notorious wicked dens of iniquity.
I want all Christians reading this right now to drop to your knees and pray for as many non-Christian deaths in this tsunami. Let's pray that our Christian brothers who are doing missionary work in those hellholes are safe, but let's pray for maximum heathen carnage. I want to see the bodies of atheists, homosexuals, Jews, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Presybterians, hippies, scientists, democrats, model train railroad makers, and other unsaved scum choke the harbors of Seattle, San Francisco, Honolulu, and Los Angeles. Let the bodies pile up and release a vile stink of putrid decaying flesh as a warning to all of you unsaved scum that GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!!!! |
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Praise Jesus,
I know Hiroshima was not enough to teach them a lesson. One God one Religion. If he would only do something about all these woman that talk back. Kind regards, Thomas Hannah |
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It is said that typhoons begin with the flapping of a butterfly's Wings....
So I suppose this earthquake began after too many nips went loco at a sushi bar with all that weird stuff they Eat and all the resulting stomach-rumbles were just too much of an insult for God's Good Earth to bear. (These "people" need to lose some weight to begin with, not to mention give up their blatant homer!sexuralities): :( |
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Reports suggest that the tsunami could hit the American state of Hawaii, endangering the lives of many American citizens. How do we all feel about that? Is God punishing America or is this just a sacrifice that has to happen to teach the Japanese a lesson?
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How can you be so heartless to wish us harm? Incredible!! God only punishes bad people. The bad people in Hawaii will die. The good people - True Christians - will survive. Simple as that. |
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