Welcome to Focus on Family!
Please don't confuse LBC's Focus on Family with with that false Christian group, Focus on the Family. Just in case there is some confusion, be assured there are no closeted homosexuals, pedophiles, or false Christians in our "Focus" group. Instead, you'll find the best parenting advice GOD can give you!
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I could only see one item that made sense, and that was under the entertainment section, a picture of a Female Pie-stealing Negra appears. I guess she comes along to do a bit of tap Dancing and Gospel singing at the After-Church Barbecues. I remember the one and only time we invited one along, she ate all of the Chicken and then ran off with an Apple Pie. :( |
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Oh, my! As I was listening to Dr. Dobson Preach Focus on the Family on the radio in the Godly state of Tennessee about five years' ago, I heard him proclaim that Children who refused to eat their Dinners should not be given milk or anything to drink until the little buggers chowed down!
Sounded like Godly Advice to me! Has Dr. Dobson somehow since been discredited, Mother Glynndie? :thumbdown: If so, let me be the first to say that I was only listening with one ear anyway, and only because I was a 'captive audience' while this station was being played over the radio. |
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I would imagine that this radio-evangelist, or whatever he is, fell into the old trap. Once they have a broad audience, and money rolling in, they forget the messages of God. Instead, they start thinking themselves as god. So, as time goes on, they start changing the bible here and there to fit their wishes. Next thing you know, there are senate congressional hearings, allegations of fornication with member's wives, and the IRS can't find all those offshore accounts containing church money. Lucifer does infect the rich and the poor before God cuts the chaff from his fields. |
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This, then, must be what has happened, Brother. And all too often Good old-fashioned Biblical advice is watered down to please the Politically "Correct" crowd and perhaps he fell afoul of this also. Perhaps so far as encouraging the little Homer!s to play with their iPods at the table and eat their Della Reese's Pieces before the victuals!
It's sad what the world is coming to these days, people. Sad.....:D (Still, we Ladies must put on a Happy Face for Jesus! And Get a Heart On for Him too on February 14th!) Quote:
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Gang, I'm so keyed up about attending the upcoming seminars at Coral Ridge Pppppresbyteryian Church in sunny Ft. Lauderdale Florida.
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Hello this is open and landover baptist christians can answer. |
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I like "focus not on the family" becuase it has thought me that being a lunatic is good thing. wonderful things such as TB spread by gay sex or homosexuality can be cured like it's a disease. I am straight, but let homosexuality is just as big of a disease as christianity, islam, budhism or hinduism. So if you want to see you brain cells shrink go ahead and keep listening to jimmy boy.
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I forgot to proof read the post. That's why the whole thing doesn't make any sense. After I posted it I myself saw how I forgot to type in alot of the words that would made sense of the whole thing. The things I forgot to type were things such as "focus not on the Family" founder Jimmy dobson says stupid things such as homosexuality one of biggest ways to get TB when in fact it is spread by touching the bodily fluid of a person who is infected with TB or being in close contact with a person with TB not homosexuality. homosexuality is as much a disease as christianity, islam, budhism or hinduism. From now on I will make proof read my post before I put them so people can understand what I am writing about.
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The reason why I lumped everything into one such as homosexuality, christianity, islam and hinduism is because they are all the same stuff. It's all a lifestyle that people get into and think that the whole thing makes sense. Christianity is all about worshipping an unemployed carpenter, just like mohammed tripping on holusnagen thinks he sees god and hinduism about worshipping crazy statues and thinking that you will come back to earth. So if you see god I want to know what drugs you are doing so I that I can take them too to see god. I want to know prefered dosage so that I wouldn't overdose.
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william jennings bryan you should be the last person to tell me that in the name of moral relativism I accept pedophiles, terrorists and serial killers because it's their "lifestyle". Since you are a true christian you are very comfortable with pedophiles because you go to church and listen to a pedophile at the altar talk about how you should live your life. Since you support missionaries you are very comfortable with serial killers and terrorists because that's what missionaries do in the name of god. Even though you criticize secular education. Secular education is the reason why I can't be christian because unlike christian education secular education thought me that people of different color and ethnicities are human beings. Since I am going to hell with you I want to know can we be roommates P.S. Pastor ezekiel I am sorry for saying unchristian stuff on your forum. Even though I have dark skin I am working very hard to be a true christian in your forum. I trying to get a hold of Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon to become white so that christians will acknowledge me as a true christian. Right now I will definitely fail your grocery bag test when I enter your church. I will pass the pencil test though. Just like Clearance Thomas and Alan keyes I will work to be a good sand negro.
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You don't have to be a catholic priest to be a child molestor. Protestant pastor's molest young children also becuase just like catholics, baptist, episcopalians and methodist pastors enjoy having sex with little children also.
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