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Pastor Ezekiel 02-13-2007 01:21 PM

Japs ARE Good for Something
 
PRAISE JESUS BROTHERS!!! No, I mean PRAAAAIIIISE JEEEESUS!!:yahoo:

Those Godless japs have finally done something worthwhile! THIS secular news story will make you all happy, men.:D

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Grow yer own

GIRLS who want their boobs boosted could soon ditch the implants and grow their own.

The new “natural” breast enlargement technique was revealed by experts yesterday.

It uses stem cells and fat from a woman’s own body to increase her bust size.

Experts say it makes them look and feel smoother than conventional cosmetic surgery using implants. This is because the stem cells enable the fat to grow its own blood supply, making it become part of the breast.

Dozens of women in Japan have already had the treatment and it could soon be available here, having just been given the go-ahead for use in EU nations.

Experts reckon it will be widely used within five years, although further tests are needed.
Not only will this method eliminate the need to murder unborn babies to use their stem cells, but it will mean cheap, natural, gigantic bazoombas for us! GLOOORY!!:thumbsup:

Abdul-Khaaliq 02-13-2007 04:29 PM

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Pastor Ezekiel, it stirs my Loins to read this latest News
I Praise Allah God (piss be upon him) that my wives with small bazoombas will now be able to get fat from their fat lazy bottoms and transferred somewhere useful.
I am sure I can force persuade one or two of them to partake in the necessary trials.

Ma'assalama.

roserougesang 02-20-2007 11:31 PM

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*sigh* Breast size is highly over-rated.:(

Besides, Japanese people have contributed many other things, such as excellent J-rock (Japanese rock) music and tasty cuisine. :thumbsup:

The only thing I don't like is that some of them hunt whales.

Rev. Dr. Davidson 02-20-2007 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 44850)
*sigh* Breast size is highly over-rated.:(

Should we take this as a sign of breast envy? Remember, Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.

Brother Temperance 02-23-2007 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 44850)
*sigh* Breast size is highly over-rated.:(

Besides, Japanese people have contributed many other things, such as excellent J-rock (Japanese rock) music and tasty cuisine. :thumbsup:

The only thing I don't like is that some of them hunt whales.

So you're fine with them mass-raping chinks, but you object to them processing catfood? I thought you believed in evilution, what's wrong with a whale evolving into 2000 dinners?

Brother John 02-23-2007 11:52 PM

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Does it use stem cells from a woman's body and fat from a woman's body or stem cells and fat from her own body?
Because I don't think we as adults have many stem cells left...
Hence, I don't see why it would eliminate the need for stem cells.
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Originally Posted by roserougesang
*sigh* Breast size is highly over-rated.:( .

I suppose this is the reason why this section is men only... Leave us our little bit of daydreaming, please!

Rev. Dr. Davidson 02-24-2007 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Apollyon (Post 45731)
Does it use stem cells from a woman's body and fat from a woman's body or stem cells and fat from her own body?
Because I don't think we as adults have many stem cells left...
Hence, I don't see why it would eliminate the need for stem cells.

I suppose this is the reason why this section is men only... Leave us our little bit of daydreaming, please!

Stem cells can be cultured from adult subjects, as shown with the creation of Dolly. You probably remember her. Ten years ago they cloned a sheep, using sells from another sheep's teats. Needledd to say, most people weren't amused by the name.

I'm not sure if it can actually be done in this case, but it might be interesting to read the studies.

Interesting parting message you left there.:thumbsup:

Brother John 02-24-2007 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson (Post 45746)
Stem cells can be cultured from adult subjects, as shown with the creation of Dolly. You probably remember her. Ten years ago they cloned a sheep, using sells from another sheep's teats. Needledd to say, most people weren't amused by the name.

Yes, but they're rather doctored, because a stem cell derived from a differentiated cell is more modified genetically (methylation etc.) than a pluripotent embryonic cell. I'd have to ask my professors for more precise information on the subject.
Dolly was also infertile and barely viable.

SalvationSeeker 02-24-2007 10:31 PM

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PRAISE JESUS! :yahoo:

It pleases me to see that japs are actually good for something else than testing nuclear weapons on.
Maybe there is hope for them after all. :)

Brother John 02-24-2007 10:36 PM

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Er, I stand corrected, Dolly was fertile.

Rev. Dr. Davidson 02-24-2007 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Apollyon (Post 45897)
Er, I stand corrected, Dolly was fertile.

While Dolly was a moderate success, other attempts turned out badly.(subjects born dead and horribly mutated) What it did show us was that stem cells could be cultured from an adult subject. Since scientists are concentrating on one area of the human body, it may well be possible.

My only hope is that my tax dollars aren't going there, instead of supporting our troops in Iraq.

H.P. Crowley 04-13-2007 08:23 AM

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Hell, I'm a breast man, so theirs another reason to like the Japanese (Anime, sushi, cars that run for 250,00 miles, and the fact that they sign my paycheck are the others.).

Pastor Ezekiel 04-13-2007 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by H.P. Crowley (Post 57576)
Hell, I'm a breast man, so theirs another reason to like the Japanese (Anime, sushi, cars that run for 250,00 miles, and the fact that they sign my paycheck are the others.).

So in other words, you can be had for a few shekels. There's a word for people like you.....

Brother Temperance 04-13-2007 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by H.P. Crowley (Post 57576)
(Anime, sushi, cars that run for 250,00 miles, and the fact that they sign my paycheck are the others.).

In other words, you like them because of animated tentacle porn, raw fish, awful little cars that only a hippy could drive, and the fact that they pay you to?

Daisy Mae Johnson 04-13-2007 05:22 PM

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Hell, I'm a breast man, so theirs another reason to like the Japanese (Anime, sushi, cars that run for 250,00 miles, and the fact that they sign my paycheck are the others.).

The DOF has forwarded the Jap porn you have been viewing.

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/3464/chinksap9.png

You need JESUS Son. Shame on you. :nono:

p/s I don't see what is so nice about their breasts?

Sister Thumper

SUV 04-13-2007 06:00 PM

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JESUS, Sister Thumper, GET OUT QUICK! We've stumbled into the MEN'S ROOM by mistake!!!

I can't Believe they put hoop earrings into those things!!! :fear2:

Prince Albert was a Godly Man! "Prince Albert" my Christian AZZ!!!

H.P. Crowley 04-13-2007 07:14 PM

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:shok::shok::shok::shok::shok:
Gag! I'll never be able to look my supervisors in the eye again, after seeing that abomination. Red pill or blue pill, indeed!:wacko:

OnYourKnees 04-13-2007 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by H.P. Crowley (Post 57576)
Hell, I'm a breast man, so theirs another reason to like the Japanese (Anime, sushi, cars that run for 250,00 miles, and the fact that they sign my paycheck are the others.).

The Godly Hummer is expected to run 300,000 miles.

SinisterPizza 04-14-2007 04:33 AM

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The only thing I don't like is that some of them hunt whales.
I hate that too :(

lol, I want to be on the Esperanza ship someday saving the whales :)

The Japanese also have all the footage for Sushi TV! lol, I miss that show. Those Japanese game shows are crazy :lol: Has anyone else heard of Sushi TV? it used to be on Comedy Central a couple years ago, loved it, not on anymore I don't think though.

I love their cucumber rolls too, and some other things. :) Sushi, not too much, unless it's the coconut sushi from Only Seafood in New Zealand. I'll admit, It's the one place I eat fish.

Daisy Mae Johnson 04-14-2007 05:18 AM

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you actually eat tht garbage?

Where Jap Sush comes from:

Sick to my stomach, Sister Thumper


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