POLL: Do women have souls?
 

Friends,

There are currently 2 True Christian™ Theories concerning the ‘Female Soul’. There is the 'NO-SOUL' Theory, and the '1/350 th of a Soul' Theory. However to understand them, you first have to understand the ‘theology of the soul’.

Now, most secular people think the ‘soul’ and the ‘spirit’ are one in the same thing, and that without a soul you just die. ie. You don’t go anywhere. Friends, that is NOT true!

Every living thing (including animals) have a body AND a spirit. When for instance animals die, their spirits leave their bodies and go straight to Hell! Because animals have no souls, they are incapable of redemption! I guess Hell’s gonna be a pretty busy place, with all those burning giraffes, donkeys, elephants, penguins and parrots! It'll probably look like a barbe' in a zoo! :lol:

However, the difference with man is that God gave MAN a soul. Yes, the Bible teaches us that God gave man a body, a spirit AND A SOUL! Our soul makes us unique, as no other creature on this earth has one. The Bible teaches us that when we die, our soul and our spirit leave our body, and fuse together. With our soul and spirit combined, we have the ability to reach Heaven. Or, if your soul has been damaged, tainted, polluted or corrupted in some irredeemable way (either by your sinful acts or iniquities), then God will judge you, and send you straight to Hell! Glory!

What does this mean? Well, it means that ALL animals go to Hell - as they still have a spirit - but no souls. Everything with a spirit, but without a redeemable soul goes to Hell - It doesn't just die. ONLY MEN HAVE AN IMMORTAL SOUL AND THE ABILITY TO REACH HEAVEN! (Though I would just like to point out that retards, thalidomides, down syndromes, and children born with spastic retardation do not have souls either – EVEN IF THEY ARE MALE!) But the question remains over women, are they classed as animals in God’s eyes, or are they classed as part-man? And if so, do they have part of a soul in them?

There are 2 True Christian™ Theories concerning the ‘Female Soul’. Let's look at both of them in more detail -


Theory 1: The NO-SOUL Theory.

NOWHERE in the Bible does it say that God gave women a soul! While the Bible teaches that God created man, and gave him an immortal soul, nowhere in the Bible does it mention God giving dogs, pigs, sheep, donkeys, OR WOMEN souls! Therefore, without souls, they will ALL burn in Hell! I guess that'll put an end to their gossip-mongering ways! Praise Jesus!


Theory 2: The 1/350 th of a Soul Theory.

Thankfully for our inferior sex, latest research suggests that women may indeed have a soul, though if so this would be a fraction of a soul compared to the 'complete' soul of a man. Creation Scientists in our Church have been looking into this possibility for some time, and come up with the ‘1/350 th of a Soul Theory’.

Remember, Adam was given a complete soul. Then God tore out one of his ribs, and created woman. Given this FACT, would it have been possible that a 'part' of Adam's soul was in that rib which made Eve? And if so, wouldn't women have a small part of a soul?

Friends, there are 350 bones in the human body when we are born. Eve was created with 1 rib. Therefore, would it be safe to say there is a SLIM possibility that a women may have 1/350 th of a soul. Though would having 1/350 th of a soul be enough to save them? Is that tiny part big enough for redemption? There is still much speculation on that question. I for one certainly hope so - who would fix our meals, iron our clothing, and do the washing-up in Heaven, without the weaker sex around? Certainly not me! :lol:


On a more serious note, many of us still seriously doubt that God would damage part of Adam's soul, by tearing off a tiny part of it to give Eve. That, and by fact that if a man were to lose, say, a finger or a toe, it would be ridiculous to think that they’ve lost a fingers-worth or a toes-worth of soul. That would just be retarded. Why do you think people who lose parts of their body in accidents, experience the phenomenon of ‘phantom limbs? Because the soul that inhabited that part of their body is still intact.

Though, for our women’s sake, we must say the ‘1/350 th of a Soul Theory’ is a possibility. However, I still believe the best we can do for our women, is to pray for them. Pray that God gives them a complete soul when they die, that they can reach Heaven too. In my humble opinion, it is ALL they can hope for. Praise!

Friends, please feel free to use your Voting Buttons to indicate which ‘Theory’ you believe. Please note that this Poll is for True Christian™ MEN ONLY! No woman may vote on this subject, as it would give an unfairly biased and false result.

Re: POLL: Do women have souls?
 

You left off the correct answer - women have every bit as much of a soul as men.

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Why? It is not like they have anything to do with the life creation process.

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BJ, I have explained to you how babies are made. The sperm contains half the DNA and the egg contains half. You have to have one of each to make a baby.

Re: POLL: Do women have souls?
 

As we've already explained repeatedly, DNA is a secular myth that finds no support in Holy Scripture. In fact, DNA contradicts Genesis chapter 30, as surely as the Darwinist monkey cult contradicts Genesis chapters 1 and 2. Do I have to quote the relevant Bible verses yet again?

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DNA has what to do with a soul? The Bible clearly explains 100% of the soul comes with the sperm. That is the part of the human that is the human.

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The part of the human that makes it human is DNA.

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Since I shouldn't be the only one to have fun doing cut and paste just to reply my reply is in blue.

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Crone, what you are going to need to realize is that these things hate science and anything to do with it. They would rather have us live in the dark ages than live with electricity. (where does it say anything about computers in God's Book? Why are you on a computer, anyway??)

Arguing with religious zealots is like arguing with a 3 year old, Thank God there are so few of them.

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It does no such thing.

How would you know, you don't have one?


I have both a soul and a copy of the Bible, so exactly what is it you think I lack?

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Do we look like savage and primitive Mennonites? Computers and electricity are Jesus gift to us, His chosen elect. We just aren’t such fools as the accept the Darwinist myth that their naturalistic process produced them.

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Sure, you say they're His gift to us now, but what about your sect back in the late 1800's and early 1900's? Judging by how this lot presents itself, I'd be sure to bet that your great great grandpa was toting electricity as "evil" and your grandpa declaring computers as "horrid things." It's funny, since you're using them now, claiming to be all innocent and such, how would your ancestors take that?

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I know - I just keep thinking that if even one of them sees the light, it will have been worth it.

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Since I have electricity and a computer, I guess I must be one of Jesus' elect. As must be every hacker, spammer, and virus generator.

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Wrong:

Exodus 1:5: And all the souls that came out of the loins of Jacob were seventy souls: for Joseph was in Egypt [already].

That is, souls come out of the loins of the father, not the mother.

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That verse doesn't mean that the souls were in Jacob's sperm - it just means that Jacob was their male ancestor.

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Leave it to you to mangle language like that. So sorry, but "came out of" means "came out of," not whatever bizarre misinterpretation sounds P.C. to you. Also, if souls came from the mother as well, what would be the point in specifying only the male ancestor?

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Interesting report, Brother Green.

I tend to think that a squirt of "soul" passed from Adam to Eve at the time of creation, and as a result, when we're all together up in Heaven, Adam's going to want it back. Of necessity, our Loving God will need to save one out of every 350 women. The math gets a little tricky ... but who are we to question the ways of the Lord?

Anyway, True Christian™ women will undoubtedly be given top priority for female salvation, and thus, I fully expect to embrace Sisters BTB and Tali in Heaven. (Sister M&M I'm a little doubtful about.)

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Your book was written by men in a society in which males ruled - so of course they would use language that portrayed men as more important than women.
Men tended to have multiple wives, and since inheritance of property was from father to son, they didn't really care which wife was the mother when keeping track of the progeny.

Re: POLL: Do women have souls?
 

...men inspired by God ......as ordained by God...Then you admit that God's Word treats us as more important than you. There may be hope for you yet. :thumbsup: