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Jim C. Lombardo 05-31-2019 05:25 AM

Where have all the fatties gone?
 
This is a short one I've been working on, Where have all the fatties gone? It's a bit abstract for some, but it's sung to the tune of "Where have all the flowers gone?" I suppose War time music has been on my mind with the D-day anniversary.



Where have all the fatties gone,
Long night gassy,
Where have all the fatties gone,
It never stops,
Where have all the fatties gone?
They gone to Jesus, he wants them not (Proverbs 23:2 )
When will they ever stop eating?
When will they ever stop?





Brother Larry, care to help coin the next verses? Sending you a PM right now to erect this somber piece together, brother.

Isabella White 05-31-2019 03:45 PM

Re: Where have all the fatties gone?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim C. Lombardo (Post 1252545)
Where have all the fatties gone?

Oh, that's an easy one to answer. Just visit any local Walmart and you will find them, especially the big, fat nigra type. And these photos show just that!


https://dailystormer.name/walmart-to...ng-experience/

BrotherLarry 05-31-2019 10:32 PM

Re: Where have all the fatties gone?
 
I will pray to Jesus for at least another verse. Itís touching Brother Jim. Brought me to tears.

BrotherLarry 05-31-2019 10:40 PM

Re: Where have all the fatties gone?
 
The LORD GOD spake unto me, Brother Jim. Here is verse two. He said He would touch you and inspire a third verse soon.




Where have all the spastics gone?
Long time shaking.
Where have all the spastics gone?
They just won't stop.
Where have all the spastics gone? Gone to Jesus, everyone.
But He just doesn't want them - He doesn't want them at all.




GLORY! \o/

Jim C. Lombardo 06-01-2019 03:05 AM

Re: Where have all the fatties gone?
 
Beautiful Brother. This could rival the Song of Solomon.

Next verse:


Where has Hilary Clinton gone?
Long since losing (Go Trump!)
Where has Hilary Clinton
Really old news.
Where has Hilary Clinton gone?
To salt her burns, every one.
When will she ever learn?
Why can't she ever learn?


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