Good News, I Have A Suitor!
Good evening, ladies! I have wonderful news for you! I have a suitor and he seems like he could be, to use the words of sinful romance-believers, "the one"!
His name is John and he’s 30 years old. He has blond hair and blue eyes (like Jesus) and he’s a great (but straight) admirer of Pastor Ezekiel. He loves steak, pie, and hunting. I met him last week and he says that despite my advanced age and wasted childbearing years, I'd still make a great wife. There aren’t a lot of Godly men in my area, so please pray this this courtship ends in marriage soon. |
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Praying for you. But something tells me this guy is a closet homosexual using you as cover to deceive the community. Has he shown any interest in your feminine charms? You mention he has a fondness for pie - that's good! - but would he actually eat it? Or does he hanker for casserole.
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Tell us, how many children does he have already - boys or girls and how old are they? I took on three :fear2: stepdaughters aged 4, 2 and 1 when I married, in (only very vaguely) similar circumstances to your own. They were frankly a bit of a nuisance, but fortunately they were well provided for financially and there was no difficulty in arranging early marriages for them. |
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Sister,
I am pleased beyond measure that someone was willing to take you for his bride. Surely Jesus is beaming and anxious to plant soldiers in your womb. I would have your father set the date soon. We have kept Christ waiting long enough. BrotherLarry |
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It touches the cockles of my heart that you take time to remember things about me, sister.
I know God rewards us for these small things. |
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Esther,
Try not to correct our darling Sister Joanna. As a True Christian™ she has the Holy Ghost on her side. But on another topic, John has interest in my gayvangelization? Does he speak of me often? Have you met his male friends? What are they like? |
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Thank you, Brother Larry. :wub: Little Hannah sends you her "best love" - she really is quite taken with you, bless her! When I mentioned this to Matthew, he just laughed - I guess because she's only 10 years old? Little does he know that I resolved to marry him when I was only 4.
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I'm not fond of either word (and neither is my father, but to a lesser degree), but if my potential future husband (please, God) wants me to use them, I guess I'll have to get used to it. My mother loves him and thinks he's much more polite and genuine than Samuel was. |
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I'm sending prayers for your future marriage.
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What wonderful news! May your womb bear many sons as warriors for our Lord! :wub:
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Esther, dear,
Unless your husband was a True Christian™ I wouldn't have let him near me. Unless he was one of the sodomizers I was trying to bring to Jesus. I'd get Daddy to get that date set NOW. I don't think you could take more heartbreak, girl. JOANNA :wub: Tell little Hannah Unka Lar loves her like the Queen loves her Corgis. She's my princess. Um, how are the boys? I'd love some recent pictures. Tell Matthew I said a brisk hi. BrotherLarry |
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Since John can't stand it when people question his pure white, non-Mexican heritage, Esther is (sadly) single again. With that said, there is a Godly young man a little closer to her age who asked about her after she started courting John, so I'll be giving him a call within the next few days to see if he's still interested. Please pray that he's still available and will end up proposing.
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