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MitzaLizalor 08-26-2020 12:13 AM

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Hosea 12:9-10 I that am the LORD thy God from the land of Egypt will yet make thee to dwell in tabernacles, as in the days of the solemn feast. I have also spoken by the prophets, and I have multiplied visions, and used similitudes, by the ministry of the prophets.
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excerpt from..The Pilgrim's Progress..https://www.gutenberg.org/files/131/131-h/131-h.htm

§103 The hill, though high, I covet to ascend,
§103 The difficulty will not me offend;
§103 For I perceive the way to life lies here.
§103 Come, pluck up heart, let's neither faint nor fear;
§103 Better, though difficult, the right way to go,
§103 Than wrong, though easy, where the end is woe.
Clearly, like Pilgrim, he has chosen the difficult path where others would look for easy alternatives. God understands as He always does and knows that obstacles He places before the ones He loves are placed there for a reason. Hosea knew this and God's standard is so clear in The Bible that it's not difficult to draw parallels.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 08-26-2020 12:11 PM

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It's possible he has slipped in his faith.

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"You can't go by who's sinned and who hasn't, because we all have," Falwell said. "The ones that you think are so perfect and sinless – it's just you don't know about it. They're all just as bad. We all are. And that's the bottom line."
I do not recall reading in the Bible that I'm as bad as the Unsaved Trash. At least, if that's Jerry's reading of it then he perhaps does need to spend time on the yacht and come back in a few months as President of some other Bible-themed college, or as a senior advisor at the White House. Something appropriate.

Johny Joe Hold 08-26-2020 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1273016)
I do not recall reading in the Bible that I'm as bad as the Unsaved Trash.

Yes, Dr. Toole, I'm as disappointed as you he would say something like that about those of us here at Landover Baptist. We're trying to help him. Then he says we all have sinned. He needs a little more education about Landover and Christianity in general. We have to cut him a little slack because his father, Jerry Sr., was not the brightest porchlight on the block.

Some of Jerry Jr.'s problems began when he lifted a strict dress code at Liberty. In 2005 he allowed flip flops. Sin always follows sexual temptation.

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...oto=nextoldest

James Hutchins 08-26-2020 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1273016)
It's possible he has slipped in his faith.

I do not recall reading in the Bible that I'm as bad as the Unsaved Trash. At least, if that's Jerry's reading of it then he perhaps does need to spend time on the yacht and come back in a few months as President of some other Bible-themed college, or as a senior advisor at the White House. Something appropriate.

Obviously, he is telling the worthless and the dregs of humanity that way down deep inside, we are all Gods' flesh. Just some are better than others of course. The point being is to give hope, however thin and far from reach. In the counting room, a Tithe is a Tithe.
It is the classic "I know just how you feel." bit.

WWJDnow 09-18-2020 07:35 PM

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The forces of Satan keep pouring it on.

First we have the revelation that Jerry Falwell had a 20 year affair in which he had sex with a woman in front of her husband. Of course, nobody focuses on the fact that he did the right thing by marrying her. And who among us hasn't had minor, youthful indiscretions like this in our 30's and 40's? The Bible tells us that he who is without sin should cast the first stone.

Now we learn that Falwell was intoxicated and fell, with blood everywhere, requiring hospitalization. I don't for a second think he was drinking--Falwell is a strong proponent of abstinence from alcohol, even requiring it of his (former) students at Liberty. I believe that he was poisoned by Hillary Clinton or one of her minions. If the police in Virginia won't investigate this theory, then Bill Barr should direct the FBI to look into it. (And please, no jokes about how Jerry Falwell fell badly! That thought is unworthy.)

Isabella White 09-18-2020 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WWJDnow (Post 1273767)
The forces of Satan keep pouring it on. First we have the revelation that Jerry Falwell had a 20 year affair in which he had sex with a woman in front of her husband. Now we learn that Falwell was intoxicated and fell, with blood everywhere, requiring hospitalization. I believe that he was poisoned by Hillary Clinton or one of her minions. If the police in Virginia won't investigate this theory, then Bill Barr should direct the FBI to look into it.

Oh, I don't believe any of that nonsense, either, Dear. And, I think anybody who knows the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: can see through this plot by the Clinton News Network. Why, they will do anything to attack the good people who continually support our beloved, :god-fancy:-sent President Donald Trump as he seeks his next term in the White House!

Mark my words; this is all a big attack from the pit of :hell-4:: Satan is working overtime to smear supporters of the President with horrible scandals. Oh, I know that we have all seen the photos, and the interwebs is buzzing with lots of activity about what Brother Falwell has been doing. But, we also know that Satan is the father of lies, as declared within the glorious :kjv1611::

John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."

And, a perfectly good example of the lies that people are making up is found in fake photos that are going around the world, such as the two that I shall include below, which suggest that Mr. Falwell has an "interest" in other men. Yes, let's hope that that wonderful William Barr gets involved and puts a stop to this disgraceful rumor mill immediately!

https://external-content.duckduckgo....jpg&f=1&nofb=1


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Isabella White 03-19-2021 04:11 PM

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Oh, how our dear Brother Falwell needs the prayers of the :true-fancy: believers, here at :landover-fancy:, dear brothers and sisters. It's been reported that Brother Jerry has been hospitalized, and is undergoing treatment for blockages in his lungs -- pulmonary emboli. I'm certainly no medical expert, but I have heard that this means he is dealing with blood clots. Goodness knows that the dear man could use a break from the bad news he's had over the past year, what with those silly made-up scandals about him having naughty affairs, drinking alcoholic beverages in excess, having some sort of relationship with a pool boy, etc. We all know that the devil will stop at nothing when he wants to embarrass a man of :god-fancy:!

Here is a recent photo of dear Mr. Falwell -- may we keep him in our prayers.

https://julieroys.com/wp-content/upl...l-Hospital.jpg

https://julieroys.com/falwell-hospit...ons-liberty-u/

Pastor Ezekiel 03-19-2021 04:18 PM

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Meh... Falwell was always a liberal and supports the globe earth heresy. This could be God's way of telling him that he should abandon those conspiracies. And the fornication, capische Jerry-boy. Anyways, I'll be praying that God do with him as he sees fit. And my prayers are always answered.

Isabella White 03-19-2021 04:56 PM

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Meh... Falwell was always a liberal and supports the globe earth heresy. This could be God's way of telling him that he should abandon those conspiracies. And the fornication, capische Jerry-boy. Anyways, I'll be praying that God do with him as he sees fit. And my prayers are always answered.

Oh, my; that's so very kind and generous of you, dear :zeke-fancy:, and may the :lord-fancy: bless you richly for such a charitable act.

As for dear Brother Falwell being a liberal, well, I had heard some rumblings about double standards, but I just assumed that it was the devil's interference, once again, with the spreading of nasty rumors. And, Brother Jerry did get along famously with our beloved President Trump -- one cannot help but to rejoice -- helping him in any way that he could during the campaigns, even though the disgusting Demonrats made fun of a photo of them together!

Johny Joe Hold 03-21-2021 02:18 AM

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If Mr. Falwell is now coughing up his lungs, this would be the perfect time to come to Jesus. Any liberal thoughts can be expelled with help from Jesus and will power. For a full recovery, he might need a visit from one of our fire breathing sin hating Landover Baptist preachers.

Isabella White 03-21-2021 08:18 PM

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If Mr. Falwell is now coughing up his lungs, this would be the perfect time to come to Jesus. Any liberal thoughts can be expelled with help from Jesus and will power. For a full recovery, he might need a visit from one of our fire breathing sin hating Landover Baptist preachers.

Oh, goodness gracious, yes, dear Brother Mayor Hold. There is not a moment to lose. If Brother Falwell ever wishes to forsake his backsliding ways, then now is the time for him to get right with the :lord-fancy:, before it's too late!

And, having a visitation from our beloved :landover-fancy: preachers, notably our beloved :zeke-fancy-2:, should help Brother Jerry to get on the right track (the only one) to salvation, and to stay true to his commitment.

And, in order for this to be truly sincere, and to eliminate the risk for swaying back to previous sin -- and as a token of Brother Jerry's gratitude -- I think it would be only appropriate if he were to give a very large portion of his assets to :landover-fancy:. This will ensure that he has the love of Almighty :god-fancy: surrounding him, in his hour of need!

II Corinthians 9:7 'Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver."

twscwenny 04-02-2021 10:45 PM

I am young girl from Rusia with love and seeking a USA man who fear god and wanting a biutiful wife. I do can cooking and ironing and following jesus. I am member in Rusia church. Need plane tickets.

MitzaLizalor 04-03-2021 05:16 AM

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Are you referring to the Kievan Rus?

Isabella White 04-04-2021 01:15 AM

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I am young girl from Rusia with love and seeking a USA man who fear god and wanting a biutiful wife. I do can cooking and ironing and following jesus. I am member in Rusia church. Need plane tickets.

May I extend to you a most gracious :welcome-flowers:, dear Miss Scwenny. We are thrilled that you have reached out to :church-fancy:-- all the way from your frozen, :hell-4:bound land of Russia.

Now, then, Dear, I am sure that our many :true-fancy: members would be only too happy to welcome you to :landover-fancy:, too; however, the "Welcome Committee" usually congregates over at our cordial Introduction Forum. And, that forum is where we would like you to post a nice introductory message -- you know: something uplifting and cheery; something that says, "I'm here, and I'm delighted to be with you". The link to that page is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

And, whilst there, you will notice some very simple requests at the top of the page; however, I am more than happy to provide them here, for your added benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We so look forward to getting to know you, Dear Miss Scwenny.

Johny Joe Hold 04-07-2021 07:02 PM

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Brother Jerry Jr. is back in the news. He has been ill but is recovering. In his spare time he visits the student union at Liberty University. When students spot him they want selfies with Brother Jerry.

As Jerry says, "They love me."

There are people who do not want him hanging around students. Part of this comes from dissidents in and around Liberty. They wonder why Jerry visits the campus where he is no longer employed. And, they are so cruel as to bring up questions about his party sex life on the University yacht. The implication is he might be a bad influence on young people.

These cranks need to remember Jerry Jr. is worth $100 million. He is a very successful Christian. Students who learn from him might become millionaires themselves. Jesus loves millionaires.

‘They thank me’: Jerry Falwell Jr. says Liberty community still embraces him | Dope Desi

Dennis Lukes 04-07-2021 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by twscwenny (Post 1282959)
I am young girl from Rusia with love and seeking a USA man who fear god and wanting a biutiful wife. I do can cooking and ironing and following jesus. I am member in Rusia church. Need plane tickets.

The Russian Orthodox cult of Slavic pagan idolatry does not follow Jesus.

Johny Joe Hold 04-07-2021 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by twscwenny (Post 1282959)
I am young girl from Rusia with love and seeking a USA man who fear god and wanting a biutiful wife. I do can cooking and ironing and following jesus. I am member in Rusia church. Need plane tickets.

I see English is not your native language but you are doing quite will with it nevertheless. For a man from this country to send you a ticket you must be able to bake pies. Please follow the directions on UTube and get back to us when you have mastered apple pie.

Isabella White 05-04-2021 06:49 PM

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Brother Jerry Jr. is back in the news. He has been ill but is recovering. In his spare time he visits the student union at Liberty University. When students spot him they want selfies with Brother Jerry.

As Jerry says, "They love me."

‘They thank me’: Jerry Falwell Jr. says Liberty community still embraces him | Dope Desi

And, unfortunately, Mr. Falwell, Jr. is back in the news. He has had another setback with his health issues, and he has had to cancel his performance participation at the Liberty University graduation. Here is a statement from Mr. Falwell, Jr.'s dear wife, Becki:

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Last week at an event with Liberty University students, I announced that we would have a big picnic on our family farm for graduating seniors. Unfortunately, this weekend I encountered another bout of symptoms resulting from the respiratory emboli that were first diagnosed last year. For the fourth time this year I was admitted to the hospital for a series of tests to address my labored breathing and other effects of the emboli.
https://wset.com/news/local/jerry-fa...mboli-symptoms

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1283081)
There are people who do not want him hanging around students. Part of this comes from dissidents in and around Liberty. They wonder why Jerry visits the campus where he is no longer employed. And, they are so cruel as to bring up questions about his party sex life on the University yacht. The implication is he might be a bad influence on young people. These cranks need to remember Jerry Jr. is worth $100 million. He is a very successful Christian. Students who learn from him might become millionaires themselves. Jesus loves millionaires.

One wonders if the critics of Mr. Falwell, Jr. realize just what an injustice they are committing by trying to distance him from the university grounds and students. If the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: can forgive our sins and blot them out, then, surely, the people at the university can do the same, even though it's difficult for them to forget about certain images, as you shall see below.

I John 1:9 "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."

Mark 11:25 "And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses."

Johny Joe Hold 05-05-2021 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Isabella White (Post 1284106)
One wonders if the critics of Mr. Falwell, Jr. realize just what an injustice they are committing by trying to distance him from the university grounds and students. If the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: can forgive our sins and blot them out, then, surely, the people at the university can do the same, even though it's difficult for them to forget about certain images, as you shall see below.

You are so right, Sister Isabella. Brother Falwell is just now a wounded warier. The Covid hit him hard because Satan did not want Brother Jerry to be preaching and bringing in money to Liberty University. Liberty must take advantage of this man of God who has temporarily fallen to sin but is back in God's good graces.

Dennis Lukes 05-05-2021 01:41 AM

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Perhaps we could circulate a petition? In the early '00s, my church petitioned the Nebraska legislature to rename the city of Lincoln to Davis. This was not successful, but our subsequent petitionary efforts to the local school board to get intelligent design, intelligent falling, and intelligent plaguing taught alongside evolution, gravity, and germ theory actually worked.

If not for junior, let's do it for his old man. Jerry Falwell Sr. deserves to have a monument in Washington.


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