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Johny Joe Hold 08-08-2020 12:31 AM

Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.
 
We have the opportunity to correct an injustice. Chancellor Jerry Falwell Jr. was photographed with his zipper down and standing with a young woman not his wife. He has now been forced to take a leave from his post running Liberty University. Landover Baptist needs to step in and save him.

There are many explanations for this pictures. All of them make it a harmless moment caught on camera. One is the extreme heat that must have been in the area. Another is pants that were ill fitting. Yet another, zippers fail and sometimes cannot zip up.

Jerry said he was only pretending to be pregnant like the young woman he was standing next to. He thought at the time is was very funny. Now his family is without income.

I'm thinking we could have pressure put on the University by writing letters supporting Jerry. Another thing we could do is pass the hat and provide Jerry and family with food money.

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Isabella White 08-08-2020 01:00 AM

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Oh, there must be a mistake somewhere here, dear Brother Mayor Hold. Surely, this boils down to just a simple misunderstanding of the college administrators. Now, I've heard that the good Brother Falwell was just having a bit of harmless fun at a costume party. And why should he not enjoy some mirth once in a while? Goodness knows, he has more than enough worry from his responsibilities there. Oh, he probably thought it might relieve his stress to have a party, especially if he and his young friend dressed as the skipper and the movie star from that old television show from the 1960s:

https://divinestitches.files.wordpre...an12.jpg?w=529

Oh, I do remember a few months back when idle tongues had nothing better to do than to accuse him of relaxing too much with younger people. The attached photo made its rounds around the interwebs, but anybody can see that Mr. Falwell is only checking to ensure that work is being done properly, with everything being very neat and tidy, and that his employees are happy doing their work.

Proverbs 12:11 "He that tilleth his land shall be satisfied with bread: but he that followeth vain persons is void of understanding."

Johny Joe Hold 08-08-2020 02:33 AM

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"Idle tongues," such an appropriate phrase, Sister Isabella.

I looked up Jerry Jr.'s net worth on one of those celebrity pages. He is worth over $100 million. This is a man God has blessed with exceptional abilities. No wonder Satan's minions are circling and trying to take him down.

Alvin Moss 08-08-2020 02:55 AM

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That woman with the wardrobe malfunction is wearing a wig. No one has hair like that. She might be a spy sent to entrap Brother Jerry with a false and fabricated story involving fornication and wine bibbing. She probably slipped up on him while he was changing his pants and just happened to have a photographer with her. Jerry Falwell is a good Christian man and I'm sure he has nothing but good intentions and attention to God's will on his mind.

WWJDnow 08-08-2020 07:30 AM

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Jerry Falwell, Jr. is a deeply committed Christian and, moreover, a good and gentle man. What he once said about Donald Trump, “In my opinion, Donald Trump lives a life of loving and helping others as Jesus taught in the great commandment," applies with equal force to Mr. Falwell himself. And that's why the Devil is working so hard to lay this man of God low.

We should all join together to offer Mr. Falwell the very thing that I know he will treasure the most in this difficult time: our prayers.

Isabella White 08-08-2020 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1272069)
"Idle tongues," such an appropriate phrase, Sister Isabella. I looked up Jerry Jr.'s net worth on one of those celebrity pages. He is worth over $100 million. This is a man God has blessed with exceptional abilities. No wonder Satan's minions are circling and trying to take him down.

Oh, for goodness sake! I had no idea that Mr. Falwell has that sort of money, dear Brother Mayor Hold, but I can't say that I'm surprised. Jerry's beloved father preached faithfully about the Gospel of the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy: for decades. The Reverend Falwell would have made sure that the people were faithful always in giving to :god-fancy: and, as promised within the :kjv1611:, the blessings from Heaven would have been very plentiful!

Malachi 3:10 "Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the Lord of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it."

It's no wonder the devil is working overtime to discredit and to destroy Jerry, Jr.!

I Peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour".

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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss (Post 1272071)
That woman with the wardrobe malfunction is wearing a wig. No one has hair like that. She might be a spy sent to entrap Brother Jerry with a false and fabricated story involving fornication and wine bibbing. She probably slipped up on him while he was changing his pants and just happened to have a photographer with her. Jerry Falwell is a good Christian man and I'm sure he has nothing but good intentions and attention to God's will on his mind.

Oh, yes indeed, dear Brother Moss; I do think you are right here. That woman is nothing more than an agent of sin, sent from Satan himself to spy on dear Mr. Falwell. She's probably trying her best to lure him, being an obvious evil temptress, just so she can run back to the LIE-beral, fake news media and say all sorts of sordid things about this dear man of :god-fancy:. Why, she may even have slipped something unethical into his iced tea!

Mind you, none of this is unlike what our :god-fancy:-sent, beloved President Trump has experienced. How many "designing female" harlots have come forward to say that he was unfaithful to his wives wife? And, we can rejoice in knowing that our dear President is an ally to Mr. Falwell. I'm always so happy when I see the attached photo of them together, and I hope you will feel the same joy, Dear. I don't know the identity of the woman they're with, though, but I think she is most likely harmless, probably one of the secretaries in the office. One thing that I've never understood, though, is why they have highlighted that photo on the upper right. Was President Trump at one time involved in sports activities? Might this be a cover of a fitness magazine (similar to Sports Illustrated, Golfers Digest) that highlighted our President's physical fitness regime?

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WWJDnow 08-08-2020 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Isabella White (Post 1272098)
One thing that I've never understood, though, is why they have highlighted that photo on the upper right. Was President Trump at one time involved in sports activities? Might this be a cover of a fitness magazine (similar to Sports Illustrated, Golfers Digest) that highlighted our President's physical fitness regime?

Nobody can tell. President Trump has been on so many tremendous, beautiful magazine covers that he has lost count. Because Trump sells! He's a winner, and he only takes pictures with winners like Jerry Falwell, Jr.

Isabella White 08-08-2020 07:44 PM

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Nobody can tell. President Trump has been on so many tremendous, beautiful magazine covers that he has lost count. Because Trump sells! He's a winner, and he only takes pictures with winners like Jerry Falwell, Jr.

Oh, that you so very kindly for that much-needed reassurance, dear Brother Now; I do appreciate this. My thought was that since President Trump enjoys being out on the golf course to catch up on his physical fitness, then perhaps he was featured in one of the sports magazines. But, I must admit that I had never heard of "Play Boy" magazine, although I did think of the expression, "play ball!" from watching the baseball games on the television set. It's good to know that our beloved President is doing his best to stay in such good shape -- considering all of the stress he goes through from the endless attacks from the Demonrat detractors.


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WWJDnow 08-11-2020 02:20 AM

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I still can't believe that the liberals on the board of Liberty University have forced Mr. Falwell to take an indefinite leave of absence, but they haven't said word one to cast the blame where it truly belongs, on that harlot who was on the yacht with Falwell and tempted him to unbutton his trousers. This is one more example of the war on Christians.

MitzaLizalor 08-11-2020 05:06 AM

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why [have] they have highlighted that photo on the upper right. Was President Trump at one time involved in sports activities?
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Didn't he use to play cricket? .http://www.23hq.com/23666/29804023_a...8965_thumb.jpg. I thought the arrow was pointing out the lady in the black & white dress. Perhaps she was accompanying him that day.

Isabella White 08-16-2020 12:28 AM

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Didn't he use to play cricket? .http://www.23hq.com/23666/29804023_a...8965_thumb.jpg. I thought the arrow was pointing out the lady in the black & white dress. Perhaps she was accompanying him that day.

Oh, now, that is very possible that the lady was accompanying President Trump during a match of cricket, dear Sister Mitza. I've looked online for her identity, but I don't seem able to find this, and goodness knows I've looked for a photo of them playing the sport together. However, I do think that this photo below is of our beloved President Trump playing the sport a few years ago. Cricket. Dear me; such a funny name for a game!

https://external-content.duckduckgo....jpg&f=1&nofb=1

Johny Joe Hold 08-16-2020 03:05 PM

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Our efforts to retain Brother Jerry's Presidency at Liberty is finally gaining some support. Here is a columnists who agrees with us.

https://www.christianpost.com/voice/...our-mercy.html

MitzaLizalor 08-17-2020 12:23 AM

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..praying




:pray:

WilliamJenningsBryan 08-17-2020 02:01 AM

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Sometimes these "incidents" are an indication that something more sinister is happening to Chancellor Jerry Falwell Jr. - like the LIEberal seed has taken hold.

Take for example socialist (communist) Senator Bernie Sanders was invited to visit to the school during his 2016 presidential campaign. More recently former LIEberal U.S. President Jimmy Carter (the worst US president before Obama) was invited for Commencement day.

I can almost guarantee that had either of these events happened here in Freehold the students at Landover Baptist University would have burned Marxist books and flags, scheduled massive protests, lit burning crosses, fomented massive civil unrest to prevent their speaking, and taken over the University's administration building - at the very least.

Didymus Much 08-17-2020 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1272391)
...I can almost guarantee that had either of these events happened here in Freehold the students at Landover Baptist University would have burned Marxist books and flags, scheduled massive protests, lit burning crosses, fomented massive civil unrest to prevent their speaking, and taken over the University's administration building - at the very least.

All in the name of the First Amendment, ofc. :rolleyes:

Johny Joe Hold 08-22-2020 05:11 PM

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I was excited to read that our work here at Landover Baptist is having an impact at Liberty University.

If you have been following events, several alumni and about 100 preachers from Liberty have signed petitions telling the Board of Directors to dump Brother Jerry permanently. We here at Landover pushed back. We told the Board the little issues raised about Jerry were Satan inspired. Jerry has brought in millions of dollars by offering accelerated degrees on line.

Praise Jesus, today the Board announced it has made no decision about Jerry's future. He remains on full salary. No doubt the Board members are reminding each other they were appointed by Jerry and owe him something for holding this prestigious Christian position.

As soon as he is reinstated lets all send him our best wishes for continued success.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/0...versity-400136

Johny Joe Hold 08-25-2020 12:12 AM

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There is a rumor Brother Jerry resigned permanently. He says this is not true so we know it is not. This involves a pool attendant who had sex with Jerry's wife.

Friends, it is time to stop this gossiping about Jerry and his private life. Pictures of him on his yacht and sex by the pool does not help Jerry get back to his job. He needs to be giving a pass on all of this, it's called redemption, so he can get back to preventing cohabitation, gay sex and provocative female dresses at Liberty University.

https://www.npr.org/2020/08/24/90560...jAWLAlyC7m8L40

Isabella White 08-25-2020 12:20 AM

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There is a rumor Brother Jerry resigned permanently. He says this is not true so we know it is not. This involves a pool attendant who had sex with Jerry's wife.

Friends, it is time to stop this gossiping about Jerry and his private life. Pictures of him on his yacht and sex by the pool does not help Jerry get back to his job. He needs to be giving a pass on all of this, it's called redemption, so he can get back to preventing cohabitation, gay sex and provocative female dresses at Liberty University.

https://www.npr.org/2020/08/24/90560...jAWLAlyC7m8L40

Oh, you are absolutely right here, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I must say, that this endless fascination with gossip about Mr. Falwell is just another part of the Demonrat agenda: they are trying to disgrace anybody who is supportive of the very fine work that is being done by our :god-fancy:-blessed President Trump.

So, all of this tittle-tattle should come as no surprise to us, as we have seen so much of it for years now. Why, not only does the gossip go beyond things that they write in those LIE-beral newspapers, but now they're also using computerized gimmickry to make suggestive photographs of dear Mr. Falwell, as you will see here:

James Hutchins 08-25-2020 07:35 PM

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Dr. Falwell is proving he is a bigger man by forgiving his wifes sexual relations with some Florida pool boy. God would not want a man like him to stop spreading His Word™ just because his wife is a whore. Just think of how she could be shamed every Sunday, displaying with the Finest Stories Ever Told from the Bible® regarding sluttery.

Johny Joe Hold 08-25-2020 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 1272999)
Dr. Falwell is proving he is a bigger man by forgiving his wifes sexual relations with some Florida pool boy. God would not want a man like him to stop spreading His Word™ just because his wife is a whore. Just think of how she could be shamed every Sunday, displaying with the Finest Stories Ever Told from the Bible® regarding sluttery.

Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchberg, VA, Jerry Jr.s' church, is sitting on a gold mine. Think of the crowds who would attend a SHAME service about Jerry Jr.'s wife. Maybe we could even charter a bus from Freehold so all of us could shout, "Shame, Shame."

I agree, Brother James, Jerry Jr. is handling this perfectly. He has resigned from Liberty University. But, he will soon make a triumphant return surrounded by beautiful women. A winner takes everything is sight.

MitzaLizalor 08-26-2020 12:13 AM

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Hosea 12:9-10 I that am the LORD thy God from the land of Egypt will yet make thee to dwell in tabernacles, as in the days of the solemn feast. I have also spoken by the prophets, and I have multiplied visions, and used similitudes, by the ministry of the prophets.
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excerpt from..The Pilgrim's Progress..https://www.gutenberg.org/files/131/131-h/131-h.htm

§103 The hill, though high, I covet to ascend,
§103 The difficulty will not me offend;
§103 For I perceive the way to life lies here.
§103 Come, pluck up heart, let's neither faint nor fear;
§103 Better, though difficult, the right way to go,
§103 Than wrong, though easy, where the end is woe.
Clearly, like Pilgrim, he has chosen the difficult path where others would look for easy alternatives. God understands as He always does and knows that obstacles He places before the ones He loves are placed there for a reason. Hosea knew this and God's standard is so clear in The Bible that it's not difficult to draw parallels.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 08-26-2020 12:11 PM

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It's possible he has slipped in his faith.

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"You can't go by who's sinned and who hasn't, because we all have," Falwell said. "The ones that you think are so perfect and sinless – it's just you don't know about it. They're all just as bad. We all are. And that's the bottom line."
I do not recall reading in the Bible that I'm as bad as the Unsaved Trash. At least, if that's Jerry's reading of it then he perhaps does need to spend time on the yacht and come back in a few months as President of some other Bible-themed college, or as a senior advisor at the White House. Something appropriate.

Johny Joe Hold 08-26-2020 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1273016)
I do not recall reading in the Bible that I'm as bad as the Unsaved Trash.

Yes, Dr. Toole, I'm as disappointed as you he would say something like that about those of us here at Landover Baptist. We're trying to help him. Then he says we all have sinned. He needs a little more education about Landover and Christianity in general. We have to cut him a little slack because his father, Jerry Sr., was not the brightest porchlight on the block.

Some of Jerry Jr.'s problems began when he lifted a strict dress code at Liberty. In 2005 he allowed flip flops. Sin always follows sexual temptation.

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...oto=nextoldest

James Hutchins 08-26-2020 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1273016)
It's possible he has slipped in his faith.

I do not recall reading in the Bible that I'm as bad as the Unsaved Trash. At least, if that's Jerry's reading of it then he perhaps does need to spend time on the yacht and come back in a few months as President of some other Bible-themed college, or as a senior advisor at the White House. Something appropriate.

Obviously, he is telling the worthless and the dregs of humanity that way down deep inside, we are all Gods' flesh. Just some are better than others of course. The point being is to give hope, however thin and far from reach. In the counting room, a Tithe is a Tithe.
It is the classic "I know just how you feel." bit.

WWJDnow 09-18-2020 07:35 PM

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The forces of Satan keep pouring it on.

First we have the revelation that Jerry Falwell had a 20 year affair in which he had sex with a woman in front of her husband. Of course, nobody focuses on the fact that he did the right thing by marrying her. And who among us hasn't had minor, youthful indiscretions like this in our 30's and 40's? The Bible tells us that he who is without sin should cast the first stone.

Now we learn that Falwell was intoxicated and fell, with blood everywhere, requiring hospitalization. I don't for a second think he was drinking--Falwell is a strong proponent of abstinence from alcohol, even requiring it of his (former) students at Liberty. I believe that he was poisoned by Hillary Clinton or one of her minions. If the police in Virginia won't investigate this theory, then Bill Barr should direct the FBI to look into it. (And please, no jokes about how Jerry Falwell fell badly! That thought is unworthy.)

Isabella White 09-18-2020 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WWJDnow (Post 1273767)
The forces of Satan keep pouring it on. First we have the revelation that Jerry Falwell had a 20 year affair in which he had sex with a woman in front of her husband. Now we learn that Falwell was intoxicated and fell, with blood everywhere, requiring hospitalization. I believe that he was poisoned by Hillary Clinton or one of her minions. If the police in Virginia won't investigate this theory, then Bill Barr should direct the FBI to look into it.

Oh, I don't believe any of that nonsense, either, Dear. And, I think anybody who knows the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: can see through this plot by the Clinton News Network. Why, they will do anything to attack the good people who continually support our beloved, :god-fancy:-sent President Donald Trump as he seeks his next term in the White House!

Mark my words; this is all a big attack from the pit of :hell-4:: Satan is working overtime to smear supporters of the President with horrible scandals. Oh, I know that we have all seen the photos, and the interwebs is buzzing with lots of activity about what Brother Falwell has been doing. But, we also know that Satan is the father of lies, as declared within the glorious :kjv1611::

John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."

And, a perfectly good example of the lies that people are making up is found in fake photos that are going around the world, such as the two that I shall include below, which suggest that Mr. Falwell has an "interest" in other men. Yes, let's hope that that wonderful William Barr gets involved and puts a stop to this disgraceful rumor mill immediately!

https://external-content.duckduckgo....jpg&f=1&nofb=1


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Isabella White 03-19-2021 04:11 PM

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Oh, how our dear Brother Falwell needs the prayers of the :true-fancy: believers, here at :landover-fancy:, dear brothers and sisters. It's been reported that Brother Jerry has been hospitalized, and is undergoing treatment for blockages in his lungs -- pulmonary emboli. I'm certainly no medical expert, but I have heard that this means he is dealing with blood clots. Goodness knows that the dear man could use a break from the bad news he's had over the past year, what with those silly made-up scandals about him having naughty affairs, drinking alcoholic beverages in excess, having some sort of relationship with a pool boy, etc. We all know that the devil will stop at nothing when he wants to embarrass a man of :god-fancy:!

Here is a recent photo of dear Mr. Falwell -- may we keep him in our prayers.

https://julieroys.com/wp-content/upl...l-Hospital.jpg

https://julieroys.com/falwell-hospit...ons-liberty-u/

Pastor Ezekiel 03-19-2021 04:18 PM

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Meh... Falwell was always a liberal and supports the globe earth heresy. This could be God's way of telling him that he should abandon those conspiracies. And the fornication, capische Jerry-boy. Anyways, I'll be praying that God do with him as he sees fit. And my prayers are always answered.

Isabella White 03-19-2021 04:56 PM

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Meh... Falwell was always a liberal and supports the globe earth heresy. This could be God's way of telling him that he should abandon those conspiracies. And the fornication, capische Jerry-boy. Anyways, I'll be praying that God do with him as he sees fit. And my prayers are always answered.

Oh, my; that's so very kind and generous of you, dear :zeke-fancy:, and may the :lord-fancy: bless you richly for such a charitable act.

As for dear Brother Falwell being a liberal, well, I had heard some rumblings about double standards, but I just assumed that it was the devil's interference, once again, with the spreading of nasty rumors. And, Brother Jerry did get along famously with our beloved President Trump -- one cannot help but to rejoice -- helping him in any way that he could during the campaigns, even though the disgusting Demonrats made fun of a photo of them together!

Johny Joe Hold 03-21-2021 02:18 AM

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If Mr. Falwell is now coughing up his lungs, this would be the perfect time to come to Jesus. Any liberal thoughts can be expelled with help from Jesus and will power. For a full recovery, he might need a visit from one of our fire breathing sin hating Landover Baptist preachers.

Isabella White 03-21-2021 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1282605)
If Mr. Falwell is now coughing up his lungs, this would be the perfect time to come to Jesus. Any liberal thoughts can be expelled with help from Jesus and will power. For a full recovery, he might need a visit from one of our fire breathing sin hating Landover Baptist preachers.

Oh, goodness gracious, yes, dear Brother Mayor Hold. There is not a moment to lose. If Brother Falwell ever wishes to forsake his backsliding ways, then now is the time for him to get right with the :lord-fancy:, before it's too late!

And, having a visitation from our beloved :landover-fancy: preachers, notably our beloved :zeke-fancy-2:, should help Brother Jerry to get on the right track (the only one) to salvation, and to stay true to his commitment.

And, in order for this to be truly sincere, and to eliminate the risk for swaying back to previous sin -- and as a token of Brother Jerry's gratitude -- I think it would be only appropriate if he were to give a very large portion of his assets to :landover-fancy:. This will ensure that he has the love of Almighty :god-fancy: surrounding him, in his hour of need!

II Corinthians 9:7 'Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver."

twscwenny 04-02-2021 10:45 PM

I am young girl from Rusia with love and seeking a USA man who fear god and wanting a biutiful wife. I do can cooking and ironing and following jesus. I am member in Rusia church. Need plane tickets.

MitzaLizalor 04-03-2021 05:16 AM

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Are you referring to the Kievan Rus?

Isabella White 04-04-2021 01:15 AM

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I am young girl from Rusia with love and seeking a USA man who fear god and wanting a biutiful wife. I do can cooking and ironing and following jesus. I am member in Rusia church. Need plane tickets.

May I extend to you a most gracious :welcome-flowers:, dear Miss Scwenny. We are thrilled that you have reached out to :church-fancy:-- all the way from your frozen, :hell-4:bound land of Russia.

Now, then, Dear, I am sure that our many :true-fancy: members would be only too happy to welcome you to :landover-fancy:, too; however, the "Welcome Committee" usually congregates over at our cordial Introduction Forum. And, that forum is where we would like you to post a nice introductory message -- you know: something uplifting and cheery; something that says, "I'm here, and I'm delighted to be with you". The link to that page is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

And, whilst there, you will notice some very simple requests at the top of the page; however, I am more than happy to provide them here, for your added benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We so look forward to getting to know you, Dear Miss Scwenny.

Johny Joe Hold 04-07-2021 07:02 PM

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Brother Jerry Jr. is back in the news. He has been ill but is recovering. In his spare time he visits the student union at Liberty University. When students spot him they want selfies with Brother Jerry.

As Jerry says, "They love me."

There are people who do not want him hanging around students. Part of this comes from dissidents in and around Liberty. They wonder why Jerry visits the campus where he is no longer employed. And, they are so cruel as to bring up questions about his party sex life on the University yacht. The implication is he might be a bad influence on young people.

These cranks need to remember Jerry Jr. is worth $100 million. He is a very successful Christian. Students who learn from him might become millionaires themselves. Jesus loves millionaires.

‘They thank me’: Jerry Falwell Jr. says Liberty community still embraces him | Dope Desi

Dennis Lukes 04-07-2021 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by twscwenny (Post 1282959)
I am young girl from Rusia with love and seeking a USA man who fear god and wanting a biutiful wife. I do can cooking and ironing and following jesus. I am member in Rusia church. Need plane tickets.

The Russian Orthodox cult of Slavic pagan idolatry does not follow Jesus.

Johny Joe Hold 04-07-2021 11:15 PM

Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.
 
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I am young girl from Rusia with love and seeking a USA man who fear god and wanting a biutiful wife. I do can cooking and ironing and following jesus. I am member in Rusia church. Need plane tickets.

I see English is not your native language but you are doing quite will with it nevertheless. For a man from this country to send you a ticket you must be able to bake pies. Please follow the directions on UTube and get back to us when you have mastered apple pie.

Isabella White 05-04-2021 06:49 PM

Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.
 
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Brother Jerry Jr. is back in the news. He has been ill but is recovering. In his spare time he visits the student union at Liberty University. When students spot him they want selfies with Brother Jerry.

As Jerry says, "They love me."

‘They thank me’: Jerry Falwell Jr. says Liberty community still embraces him | Dope Desi

And, unfortunately, Mr. Falwell, Jr. is back in the news. He has had another setback with his health issues, and he has had to cancel his performance participation at the Liberty University graduation. Here is a statement from Mr. Falwell, Jr.'s dear wife, Becki:

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Last week at an event with Liberty University students, I announced that we would have a big picnic on our family farm for graduating seniors. Unfortunately, this weekend I encountered another bout of symptoms resulting from the respiratory emboli that were first diagnosed last year. For the fourth time this year I was admitted to the hospital for a series of tests to address my labored breathing and other effects of the emboli.
https://wset.com/news/local/jerry-fa...mboli-symptoms

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1283081)
There are people who do not want him hanging around students. Part of this comes from dissidents in and around Liberty. They wonder why Jerry visits the campus where he is no longer employed. And, they are so cruel as to bring up questions about his party sex life on the University yacht. The implication is he might be a bad influence on young people. These cranks need to remember Jerry Jr. is worth $100 million. He is a very successful Christian. Students who learn from him might become millionaires themselves. Jesus loves millionaires.

One wonders if the critics of Mr. Falwell, Jr. realize just what an injustice they are committing by trying to distance him from the university grounds and students. If the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: can forgive our sins and blot them out, then, surely, the people at the university can do the same, even though it's difficult for them to forget about certain images, as you shall see below.

I John 1:9 "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."

Mark 11:25 "And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses."

Johny Joe Hold 05-05-2021 01:23 AM

Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.
 
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Originally Posted by Isabella White (Post 1284106)
One wonders if the critics of Mr. Falwell, Jr. realize just what an injustice they are committing by trying to distance him from the university grounds and students. If the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: can forgive our sins and blot them out, then, surely, the people at the university can do the same, even though it's difficult for them to forget about certain images, as you shall see below.

You are so right, Sister Isabella. Brother Falwell is just now a wounded warier. The Covid hit him hard because Satan did not want Brother Jerry to be preaching and bringing in money to Liberty University. Liberty must take advantage of this man of God who has temporarily fallen to sin but is back in God's good graces.

Dennis Lukes 05-05-2021 01:41 AM

Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.
 
Perhaps we could circulate a petition? In the early '00s, my church petitioned the Nebraska legislature to rename the city of Lincoln to Davis. This was not successful, but our subsequent petitionary efforts to the local school board to get intelligent design, intelligent falling, and intelligent plaguing taught alongside evolution, gravity, and germ theory actually worked.

If not for junior, let's do it for his old man. Jerry Falwell Sr. deserves to have a monument in Washington.


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