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BrotherLarry 01-27-2020 02:34 AM

The corona cloth
I am busy cutting up more sheets and by request, blankets and underwear for the people of China to bring the power of prayer to the godless ornamentals suffering the beer based corona virus. God is able!

And your generous love gifts will enable Him to send His unconditional love to the lordstarved. These anointed cloths are one way of spreading love and healing to third world countries. Only $50 per one two inch cloth.

Order now. The next trainload leaves Wednesday.

upchucker67 01-30-2020 06:18 AM

Re: The corona cloth
Hello Larry, I'm Phil.

Now, I don't mean to impose, so early in my visiting of this amazing site, but I had to say how much I admire your steadfast labor in selflessly cutting up all these clothes, and at 50$, what a steal! Maybe too much? Have you considered outsourcing the labor to have these clothes produced IN China? Think about it like this, these people are sick and desperate already, so they are only infecting the very fabric meant to protect them. Which means of course, the cycle of infection will only generate further demand for healthcare amenities, of which only the Bible can recommend best:

Ezekiel 5:17 - So will I send upon you famine and evil beasts, and they shall bereave thee; and pestilence and blood shall pass through thee; and I will bring the sword upon thee. I the LORD have spoken.

They have a how about a sword for 1,000$ a pop, helpful for cutting off the sinful infected bits. Now, I know you're thinking nobody in China is going to spend 1,000$ for a sword, so cut them a package deal, every sword needs a sheath right?

1 Sam 17:51

Therefore David ran, and stood upon the Philistine, and took his sword, and drew it out of the sheath thereof, and slew him, and cut off his head therewith. And when the Philistines saw their champion was dead, they fled.

And then there's bags to hold their sick clothes, and bigger bags for collecting all those discarded chink heads....

You see where I'm going with this. I'm advising you to launch, or at very least invest in your own pharmaceutical brand. I can see you're no stranger to horse care, so you're one foot in the door already.

Listen, this is coming from Unsaved Trash, so sure, I have a humble beginning, but in time, I'd be happy to offer you a free consultation to where your entrepreneurial possibilities can go. :)

BrotherLarry 01-31-2020 10:03 AM

Re: The corona cloth
Hello, Phil.

A brief, momentary greeting to you as we end the first month God has graciously given us in His year, 2020.

I certainly appreciate the interest you have shown in my prayer cloths but I must tell you I am not in this for monetary gain. When the cloth is placed on the dying infected chink, Jesus promised me in a whisper that healing would occur. By His stripes and all that.

Any monies collected will help me reach men. My goal each day is to bring in the sheaves. Young, strapping sheaves in the form of soldiers for Him. Masculine and strong sheaves not afraid to get down and dirty.

I guess what I am saying is the money isnít the subject here but my ministry is predicated on obtaining as much as I can.

I will pray that you find Jesus here in a very real way as you peruse this fabulous forum. I see my Great Granny Isabella has greeted you.

Donít try any funny stuff with her.

In His Light and Wisdom,

upchucker67 02-01-2020 05:58 AM

Re: The corona cloth
Hello sir. That is a really humble approach to confronting the viral chink issue, and I really admire you for it. Absolutely.

Yes, Mrs. White and I have become aquatinted. She is cute; there's steel wool under that fragile exterior. ;)

BrotherLarry 02-19-2020 08:50 PM

Re: The corona cloth
All prayer cloths are sold out until after July 4th. Special orders before then are possible if the Lord tarries and pastors approve. Thank you all for ordering. Some have asked why I didnít post the miracles from the other batch. Those people requested privacy. I am sure you understand.

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