The perfect body-shape according to the Catholic Church
Buongiorno America!
During my research to find a way to help straight men avoid getting sodomized during the Sodomite June, i found all the answers in the Saints of the Catholic Church. Here is the best example: https://i.postimg.cc/2jKLgLWr/Benozzo-Gozzoli-004a.jpg The first one is, of course, St. Thomas Aquinas. He was a great theologian and one of the best philosophers the Catholic Church had, along with St. Augustine, St. Catherine of Siena and St. Theresa Benedicta of the Cross. One of his most famous works is the Summa Theologica. He was also a fat man that didn't need any muscles in the body, because his strenght comes from his brain. Quote:
https://i.postimg.cc/8zp8bPbW/A-New-...e-L0035269.jpg This is Eugen Sandow, the father of Bodybuilding. He invented it in order to convince men to become like the Ancient Greek idols, in other words: self-idolatry. Now, it should not surprise you that he was a Godless sodomite. See the connection? He basically wanted to revive the Ancient Greece sodomy via Bodybuilding. What a pervert. Therefore, you should never visit a Gym if you don't want to become a target of sodomy. As many Christians know, the body is not important, we'll be too busy admiring Jesus in Heaven to care about abs or bicepts. Buona giornata! |
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https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4096/...4e06dd66_z.jpg Have you repented for your sins yet, Romeo? It would be such a shame to see your pretty face burn in Hell for eternity. :giggle: |
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Ephesians 6:11, 12: 11 Put on the whole armour of :god-fancy:, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. 12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. I'll attach a picture that shows the muscles that :jesus-fancy: would have had, and how each is so well-developed, so that He can fight -- triumphantly -- spiritual wickedness. I must apologize, however, for how this photograph is so colorfully drawn. One hopes that those "gay" perverts will not see this as some sort of "code" that :jesus-fancy: accepts their sinful actions! https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net...20070601155952 |
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No, I suspect that to the Catholic clergy, the ideal body-shape is a lithe young boy on the cusp of adolescence. You people make me sick. |
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and burnings at the stake, alive of course, and murder is one way to prevent sodomy. It also financed the monasteries, since anyone murdered by papists had their property confiscated. So that's 3 things you may have forgotten: Saint Thomas More (murderer) The use of Latin by Aquinas (incomprehensible to most people) Murder (as a preemptive measure against sodomy) I hope that is helpful. |
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I clicked on this thread with the assumption we'd be looking at women's figures. I was thinking this might be an opportunity to compare and contrast the ideal Baptist lady with whatever passes for a Catholic bride.
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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...-Gesichter.JPG What a bunch of retards. |
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